Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: NotRimmer on November 10, 2005, 02:21:24 PM
Title: Does penis size matter?
Post by: NotRimmer on November 10, 2005, 02:21:24 PM
Okay guys, seriously, does penis size matter? I know a lot of girls say it doesn't, but we know how women are lying whores and will say anything to "spare someone's feelings," when they don't realize that lying is way worse and when I find out they lied about something because they thought I couldn't handle it, I get REALLY pissed off and then it's BONERTOWN!
Anyway, does it? I'd post my penis size, but posting of personal information isn't allowed
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Post by: SS4Gogita on November 10, 2005, 02:23:46 PM
Yes, it does.
Might as well kill yourself lol
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on November 10, 2005, 02:23:46 PM
Yes
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Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on November 10, 2005, 02:30:05 PM
Penis size, much like a hoagie, will cost you extra for more inches.
In some way or another, you can make a a joke out of that.
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Post by: ThePerm on November 12, 2005, 09:03:33 AM
the whole point of a penis is not about how good it is at pleasuring women...but how damn big it is. I remember when i was 4 comparing it with a friends and mine was way bigger...and he had a weird mole....
so yes, yes it does. By the way mine is bigger than anyone who has posted or will post
i win the contest!!!
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Post by: kirby_killer_dedede on November 12, 2005, 09:42:41 AM
my sister doesnt have a penis
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Post by: nitsu niflheim on November 12, 2005, 12:03:23 PM
if she did then that would be strange.
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Post by: ThePerm on November 12, 2005, 02:05:25 PM
all girls have penises...its called a clit
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Post by: Infernal Monkey on November 12, 2005, 02:23:33 PM
It's called a KLAX.
A KLAX WAVE (OF PENIS).
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Post by: nickmitch on November 12, 2005, 02:56:35 PM
Yeah, girls' penises are just inside out.
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Post by: Dasmos on November 13, 2005, 10:58:26 PM
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Post by: kirby_killer_dedede on November 14, 2005, 02:34:58 AM
OMFG AHAHAHA
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Post by: Ms.Pikmin on November 14, 2005, 03:37:32 AM
Quote Originally posted by: ThePerm all girls have penises...its called a clit
Too bad most of you don't know where to find it.
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Post by: Hostile Creation on November 14, 2005, 03:37:33 AM
Mine has veins in it.
Edit: Many lols at Ms. Pikmin. Nice one
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Post by: couchmonkey on November 14, 2005, 05:49:22 AM
I just got a girlfriend, and...well... where is it supposed to go?
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Post by: Bill Aurion on November 14, 2005, 07:41:37 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Ms.Pikmin
Quote Originally posted by: ThePerm all girls have penises...its called a clit
Too bad most of you don't know where to find it.
Ahahaha!
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Post by: ThePerm on November 14, 2005, 08:11:52 AM
imagine a boat with one person in it towards the top...their wearing a helmet....and their at the top part of the boat...there it is
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Post by: Karl Castaneda #2 on November 14, 2005, 10:26:01 AM
The female orgasm is a myth. Just like Bigfoot and Australia.
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Post by: Spak-Spang on November 14, 2005, 02:25:14 PM
Well, size does matter, but as always it is dependent on the woman...or the men that like to brag about being 14 inches in perverted chatrooms.
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Post by: KnowsNothing on November 14, 2005, 02:27:02 PM
People BRAG about 14 inches? Pah!
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Post by: Spak-Spang on November 14, 2005, 05:25:56 PM
Well not everyone needs a dimensional portal in there pants to store their penis.
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Post by: KnowsNothing on November 14, 2005, 05:30:36 PM
I need two.
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Post by: Spak-Spang on November 14, 2005, 05:46:47 PM
The first dimension wasn't big enough.
Does that mean you have to find a woman with a dimensional portal too?
Or do woman already have dimensional portals? Where does that hole go to anyway?
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Post by: KnowsNothing on November 14, 2005, 05:49:28 PM
Such naive questions.
Ahh, to be young and innocent again.
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Post by: Spak-Spang on November 14, 2005, 05:53:58 PM
Naive? Why are you calling me a fairy!!!
(I feel like such a nerd now.)
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Post by: Dasmos on November 14, 2005, 06:23:42 PM
WRONG!
na·ive or na·ïveadj.: Lacking worldly experience and understanding, especially: Simple and guileless; artless: a child with a naive charm.
So in essence you lack art that would have been acquired from travelling the world. I own at least 3 Picasso originals and a da Vinci. So if you call me naive you are naive.
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Post by: Hostile Creation on November 14, 2005, 10:50:02 PM
Some psychologist seriously thought that the female orgasm wasn't supposed to happen, and was a case of overstimulation.
Yeah. CLITORIS YOU GUYS
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Post by: ThePerm on November 15, 2005, 03:33:06 AM
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Post by: Spak-Spang on November 15, 2005, 03:42:21 AM
I am confused if the my I LOVE HALO 2 OoT joke was over people's head because we were talking about the mature penis.
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on November 15, 2005, 05:44:00 AM
Quote Originally posted by: Spak-Spang I am confused if the my I LOVE HALO 2 OoT joke was over people's head because we were talking about the mature penis.
haha owned
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Post by: Spak-Spang on November 15, 2005, 07:15:35 AM
DANG!!!
No fair. I HATE Halo 2. Its stupid and smelly.
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Post by: wandering on December 18, 2005, 04:35:05 PM
king
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Post by: ThePerm on November 15, 2009, 02:21:23 AM
it does
User was warned for this post. Too many frankenbumps. ~Pale
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Post by: Pale on November 16, 2009, 01:56:08 PM
I'm not laughing anymore. Warning time for three frankenbumps!
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Post by: EasyCure on November 16, 2009, 06:28:10 PM
You're not laughing at perms penis size? Why not, its hilarious!
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Post by: ThePerm on November 16, 2009, 11:47:54 PM
hilariously large :P...or just honestly hilariously average
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on November 16, 2009, 11:50:13 PM
I'm not laughing anymore. Warning time for three frankenbumps!
...Isn't this the funhouse, where, you know, frankenbumps are applauded, and often times, we even hold award ceremonies for the best ones?
apparently not anymore, 30%
fun fun house, right?
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Post by: Dasmos on November 17, 2009, 01:46:13 AM
Bumps are funny when they're funny. This one wasn't.
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Post by: ThePerm on November 17, 2009, 01:54:10 AM
dasmos, your the best bumper around :P i wouldnt have bumped this page if this page wasn't right next to it http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=26929.0
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