Post by: Kimchi on February 17, 2003, 11:02:30 PM
BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA!
- The Legend of Zelda (NES)
Since you have such quick feet, it might be a good idea to run and bash into many things.
- A Link to the Past (SNES)
You found a secret seashell! If you collect enough of these, something good is bound to happen!
- Link's Awakening (GB)
... evil destroying sword ...
- various Zelda games that include the Master Sword. If interpreted the wrong way, it seems like the exact opposite of what it should be.
Yeeaargh... I'm cursed!
- Ocarina of Time (N64)
Post by: enigma487 on February 19, 2003, 05:04:47 PM
the first time you ran into a like-like in level 6 of the original zelda.
Post by: couchmonkey on February 20, 2003, 07:43:42 AM
This is not an exact quote.
Post by: Ian Sane on February 20, 2003, 07:59:12 AM
Other good ones:
"Secret is in the tree at the dead-end"
"Ones who does not have Triforce can't go in"
"BOING! This is the Hook Shot! It extends and contracts and... BOING!"
"Oh? Link, I see you have a nice stick... can I borrow it for a second?"
"If all else fails use fire"
Post by: EL Pollo DIablos on February 20, 2003, 09:01:54 AM
El Pollo Diablos
Post by: theaveng on February 20, 2003, 10:59:30 AM
Post by: PIAC on February 20, 2003, 01:34:58 PM
compareing funny quotes isn't exactly what i would call a poll.
i know it isn't zelda, but i think the funniest video game quote ever is from chronotrigger, where Sir Cirus is talking to pre frog Glenn about joining the army
Glenn: If i had to hurt someone i think i would really lose it
Cyrus: Glen.... your a marshmellow
hehehe
Post by: Super Mekman on February 21, 2003, 02:15:24 PM
First uttered by a hungry Moblin in a cave in the Original Zelda, and then once by the "Great Mido" (from OoT), angry that the Deku Tree wants an audience with Link instead of with him.
On top of that Saria is much friendlier with Link than with Mido, this also pisses him off.
"BURNED!"
Post by: GoldShadow on February 21, 2003, 06:51:47 PM
Post by: Gibdo Master on February 21, 2003, 08:37:20 PM
Ganondorf refereing to Phantom Ganon: "What a worthless creation that ghost was! I will banish it to the gap between dimensions!!"
It's not funny but I always felt it made Ganondorf sound like a complete bad ass.
Here's one from LoZ that always pisses me off.
"Pay me for the door repair charge"
Here's another:
"Pay me and I'll talk"
and the follow up.
"This ain't enough to talk"
Post by: AquaVDevin on February 22, 2003, 05:24:44 PM
Darmi!
the little goron in Majora's Mask calls you darmi, instead of darmani
Post by: 3_MaSteRPIeCE on February 23, 2003, 04:25:47 AM
Man some of these quotes are pretty wrong! Especially the one about the stick a bit up. HAHA
Post by: Dr_Pill on February 23, 2003, 12:13:11 PM
-Well of Three Features (OoT)
"...that's my little Richard!"
-woman upon having her puppy returned. (OoT)
Post by: Gibdo Master on February 23, 2003, 12:29:56 PM
"Shadow Temple...
Here is gathered Hyrule's bloody history of greed and hatred..."
"Only one who has sacred feet can cross the valley of the dead."
"What is hidden in the darkness...
Tricks full of ill will...
You can't see the way forward..."
Post by: telaris on February 23, 2003, 02:12:47 PM
Guess who said that.
Post by: Dr_Pill on February 23, 2003, 05:01:17 PM
-Nearly every female character in OoT
and Gibdo Master, it's actually Dr. PILL, not Phil. I'm not sure what inspired the name, but, I did see Wind Waker on Oprah for a split second once. Oprah was looking for furniture on Wal-Mart.com and for just a split second there was a shot of the screen with the Wind Waker box in the corner. Anyway, just wanted to clear that up.
Post by: Gibdo Master on February 23, 2003, 05:06:35 PM
Post by: rodtod on February 23, 2003, 05:30:14 PM
CURSE YOU.....GANON."
That only works if you have your game name set to Ganon of course.
Post by: NarmaK on February 23, 2003, 08:49:02 PM
Post by: Kimchi on February 23, 2003, 10:07:16 PM
Post by: NarmaK on February 23, 2003, 10:10:24 PM
ill check some more tomorrow
Post by: matt oz on February 26, 2003, 11:52:30 AM
"That's some nice quality wood you got there, kid."
I thought that was hilarious.
Post by: ZzWindWakerzZ on February 26, 2003, 02:48:04 PM
Post by: The Old Beane on February 27, 2003, 01:05:26 PM
In Ocarina of Time, when Link meets Ganondorf outside Hyrule castle, and Link draws his sword at him. Ganondorf does this quick evil laugh, but the text of his laugh is still going for about ten seconds afterwards.
"heh..." *3 seconds* "heh..." *3 seconds* "heh..." *3 seconds*
Sorta adds a corny touch to an otherwise serious scene
Post by: HappyMaskSalesman on February 27, 2003, 01:09:07 PM
Post by: Locke Cole on February 27, 2003, 01:23:14 PM
Quote
Originally posted by: ZzWindWakerzZ
i can't think of any quotes off the top of my head but I am confused on why gamecube's zelda OoT bonus disk has different symbols on their blocks than N64. I mean, Why put the effort in changing it??!!
They didn't take the effort into changing it. They had to change it. The old symbols they said used to resemble some arab sign or something, and people got upset and complained to Nintendo.
Post by: Mode 7 on February 28, 2003, 10:13:25 AM
Post by: Dasmos on September 21, 2009, 03:29:22 AM
Definitely my favourite quote from everbody's favourite and least annoying fairy.
This is my favourite comic about it to.
(http://underwhelmedcomic.com/comics/2009-01-27-link_083.jpg)
Post by: MoronSonOfBoron on September 21, 2009, 06:53:33 AM
Excuuuuuse me, Princess! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM)
Post by: vudu on September 21, 2009, 01:53:16 PM
I can't believe this one hasn't been mentioned yet. Shame on all of you.
Post by: Mop it up on September 21, 2009, 08:10:31 PM
While it wasn't in the games, I do believe this deserves an honorable mention.That will never cease to be the best Zelda quote. It's especially funny because if Link had dialogue in the games I just can't picture him ever being lippy with the princess.
Excuuuuuse me, Princess! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM)
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Post by: S-U-P-E-R on September 21, 2009, 10:22:59 PM
It's the bucket mouse!!
Post by: UncleBob on September 22, 2009, 01:45:16 AM
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Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on September 22, 2009, 11:41:50 AM
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