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Title: Wall Man!
Post by: Mario on May 13, 2005, 06:10:59 AM
With the new Perfect Dark Zero screens came a new hero, Wall Man. As seen in this picture, LOOK AT HIM! He's hilarious, now chapter two of the hilarity begins, as we celebrate WALL MAN!

Oh no!

Lookin' Mean!

DONT FALL

(basically, take Wall Man and put him in a hilarious situation... yes i'm bored, this should help distract me til' Tuesday =P)
Title: RE:Wall Man!
Post by: Infernal Monkey on May 13, 2005, 06:32:04 AM
"My little girl's trapped in there!"
"Never fear, Wall Man is here"
Title: RE:Wall Man!
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 13, 2005, 06:40:16 AM
Protecting bathrooms from people who pee with the lid down!
Title: RE:Wall Man!
Post by: RABicle on May 14, 2005, 04:21:12 AM
Discrete!
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Post by: Shift Key on May 15, 2005, 09:06:50 PM
I'm not worthy enough to make my own Wall Man inspired artwork, but I'm still a huge fan.

They should just abandon the PD franchise and rebadge it with Wall Man. It'd sell like hotcakes. With all the time spent waiting for action, pondering the next wall-based pose, and linking up stylish moves while hiding from the action, I'd see the game lasting a good 50+ hours in single player.

And multiplayer could be all about 'Wall-Offs' - think the rap battles of 8 Mile, only cooler. I'd show off my best wall pose, and you'd pull off your best wall pose. Witty remarks would be thrown around about various players' mothers, and I'd say how "phat" I am. Then you'd have the opportunity to pull a gun on me and go for the fatality. I'd have a certain amount of time to reach the safety of the wall before you shoot me in my posing leg, thus ruining all hope of me posing my way to victory. If you are successful, then you win the round. If I reach the safety of the wall, we go to the next round, swapping the roles of "shooter" and "coward" until someone wins.

Various team games such as Capture the Wall and Pose Tag would also be amusing for all involved. It'd be like Hollywood Hogan's Fingerpoint of Doom, rendering the target in suspended animation until a team mate rushes to save you from a fate worse than death ... NOT BEING ABLE TO WALL POSE!

I heard that a secret Wall Pose DDR mode would be included if the time-frame permits. But that's unlikely considering the Wall Controller for Xbox360 is still under heavy development - they're having problems making the wall poses emulated properly in the game. Much like the Eyetoy, you'd look like an idiot when you play it because only the hardcore gamers understand how the best wall men can achieve victory without violence.
Title: RE:Wall Man!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 16, 2005, 10:34:58 AM
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Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey
"My little girl's trapped in there!"
"Never fear, Wall Man is here"


What the ???? are those two kids doing in there and why isn't Wall Guy doing anything about it?

but any way I seen people talking about Wall Guy/Man on another forum and I had no idea who they were talking about.  Now it all makes sense, and I actually get their jokes now!! Thanx, I now feel like part of the group.  
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Post by: Shift Key on May 16, 2005, 04:00:55 PM
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I seen people talking about Wall Guy/Man on another forum


They're wrong. He's Wall Man. Plain and simple.
Title: RE:Wall Man!
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 16, 2005, 05:30:58 PM
Getting you E3 coverage the BEST WAY POSSIBLE

Protecting the streets from filth that BATMAN couldn't handle

Infiltrating Graduation Photo sessions

I had to support the cause.  Rock on, Wall Man.
Title: RE:Wall Man!
Post by: mantidor on May 16, 2005, 07:39:44 PM
lol guys you are so cruel

I wish I could have some witty ideas for a nice photo of  everyone's hero, wall man, but I dont =(
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Post by: vudu on June 04, 2005, 06:19:53 AM
For those who care, GamesAreFun.com has officially been renamed Wall Guy R Phun dot com.
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Post by: Bloodworth on June 04, 2005, 09:40:10 AM
I just want to know why Perfect Dark has adopted the generic shiny Halo armor.
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Post by: mantidor on June 04, 2005, 05:58:21 PM
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Originally posted by: vudu
For those who care, GamesAreFun.com has officially been renamed Wall Guy R Phun dot com.


oh, I didnt know our friend was famous outside of the forums, where did wall man started? I thought it was here...
Title: RE:Wall Man!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 04, 2005, 07:02:03 PM
I first saw it on GAF (gaming-age forums), I think they had a 10 page topic on it.  
Title: RE: Wall Man!
Post by: RABicle on June 11, 2005, 10:41:13 PM
But we're lobbying for him to be named WallMan not Wall Guy
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Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on June 12, 2005, 02:26:50 PM
Wall Guy sounds lame, like a simple means of pointing out he's got something to do with a Wall, and fails to give him any sense of purpose.

WEAK.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on June 16, 2005, 07:31:55 PM
ROLL MAN is the new kid on the block!
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Post by: Bill Aurion on October 04, 2005, 10:58:52 AM
I'm sorry for bumping up such an old thread, but Wall Man and Roll Man have a new buddy!  His name is Hang Man!  (Courtesy: Crackdown (Xbox360))
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Post by: Toruresu on October 04, 2005, 11:54:06 AM
LOL!
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Post by: RABicle on October 04, 2005, 09:07:14 PM
Hang man will be my new avatar