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Title: Free Women's Health Guides !
Post by: kitty11 on January 11, 2005, 05:11:24 AM

Free Women's Health Guides !
FREE SOMETHING OR OTHER HEHEHEHEHEHE  
Title: RE: Free Women's Health Guides !
Post by: KDR_11k on January 11, 2005, 09:06:30 AM
Can someone please cut this guy's head off, devour his soul and post a pic of his mutilated body for everyone to laugh at?
Title: RE: Free Women's Health Guides !
Post by: Plugabugz on January 11, 2005, 11:12:39 AM
Put him a room with no doors, windows or ventilation and ensure it's painted Painful Pink.

How we put him in the room isn't really imporant. Anyone have any ideas to solve that conumdrum?
Title: RE:Free Women's Health Guides !
Post by: Dasmos on January 11, 2005, 12:05:09 PM
With a name like kitty11 and posting about Women helath guides wouldn't is suggest that it is a woman.
Title: RE: Free Women's Health Guides !
Post by: nickmitch on January 11, 2005, 01:36:38 PM
This internet needs some athoritah!
Title: RE: Free Women's Health Guides !
Post by: Bill Aurion on January 11, 2005, 02:34:31 PM
~Meow!~
Title: RE:Free Women's Health Guides !
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on January 11, 2005, 07:53:09 PM
are you implying that all girls who play video games are fat?
Title: RE: Free Women's Health Guides !
Post by: Hostile Creation on January 11, 2005, 08:02:21 PM
Not true.  I know a very sexy girl who plays video games.  My knees buckled when she said how much she liked Pikmin 2.
Title: RE:Free Women's Health Guides !
Post by: Dasmos on January 11, 2005, 08:45:53 PM
My girlfriend isn't fat and she has become quite good at Mario Kart: DD.....
Title: RE: Free Women's Health Guides !
Post by: SgtShiversBen on January 11, 2005, 08:53:47 PM
Same thing can be said about my girlfriend.  She kicks my ass in Monkey Soccer.  Can't believe I lost by fifteen points to her.  She's also become REALLY REALLY good in Mario DS's snowball minigame.  I can't even beat it.  Oh well.  She's not fat and she's beautiful.
Title: RE:Free Women's Health Guides !
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on January 11, 2005, 09:16:37 PM
I print every gaming forum post in which somebody casually mentions they have a girlfriend and save it in a special book
Title: RE:Free Women's Health Guides !
Post by: NotRimmer on January 11, 2005, 10:08:30 PM
So I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night, right, and I look at her (my girlfriend) and I'm all "You know, I think it's awesome having a girlfriend who's so good at fighting games and first person shooters."  And she looks back and tries to say something but all she can do is moan, 'cause you know, I have a huge penis and I'm great in bed (not that I'm bragging or anything, just saying) and so there I am, just pumping away, having sex with my girlfriend, and feeling good about the fact that she's good at video games, all the while she's screaming in ecstacy.  Good times