Post by: Shift Key on November 17, 2004, 01:32:48 AM
*Another NAL meeting at some strip club, because that's where they get results*
President: "Are we all accounted for?"
Lackey #1: "Dave's passed out from that vodka challenge, boss."
President: "Promote him then. Onto business: I got an email today from Australia that they want Excitebike."
Lackey #2: "But that game's not out. It was a NES game, sir."
President: "NES? What are you talking about? Anyway, I got an email from Australia so it must be true!"
Lackey #2: "How can you get an email from Australia in the first place?"
President: "SHUT UP! Just for your insolence, we're going to release Minish Cap in a NES cart and rebadge it as another game!"
Lackey #1: "How about calling it Excitebike?"
President: "Excellent idea, you. Make it happen. Meanwhile, everyone else carry on that plan to NOT give anyone Donkey Konga, we shall succeed in Australia yet!"
Post by: nitsu niflheim on November 17, 2004, 03:03:55 AM
Lackey #1: "With what?"
President: "With the game! The game."
Lackey #2: "I don't know about any game."
President: "What do you mean you don't know about the game. You told me about it."
Lackey #2: "I didn't tell you about any game."
President: "Yes you did, don't play dumb with me."
Lackey #1: "He isn't playing."
Post by: RABicle on November 19, 2004, 05:54:00 AM
Dickhead: Let him game!
*releases Paper Mario 2 and Tales*
ME: WOO!
Sorry to ruin it guys. Im just sorta happy with them right now.
Post by: Termin8Anakin on February 05, 2005, 08:55:50 PM
Secretary: Down under where?
Iwata-san: The world. Underneath us. Or something.
Secretary: Oh. You mean Australia?
Iwata-san: What? What is Australia? Say it with me...its AUSTRIAAAA, not this Australia rubbish.....
*meanwhile in Austria...uhhh... Australia*
David Yarton: I wonder when they're gonna call, Mr CEO sir. Its been 20 years since we opened up HQ here...and they still haven't acknoledged our existence yet =(
CEO: Dave, just got a call from a friend of a friend of a cousin of mine. Says she works at Nintendo or something. You're being shipped off to Europe.
David: HOORAAY!!!!
CEO: We'll miss you, Dave. I've loved you like a brother. You're the only one who's stood by me. Now that you're going, I have no reason to live.
*commits ritual suicide*
David: =( Perhaps I should stay here and take over as CEO?
God: NO. YOU MUST ABANDON THIS OUTPOST AND SERVE UNDER THE EUROPEAN BANNER OF OPPRESSION!
David: .....eh?
God: nevermind
(SPINNING NEWSPAPER THINGO!!! =O)
Sunday Telegraph, 12/03/2005
"NINTENDO'S NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM RE-LAUNCHES TO SAME CRITICAL ACCLAIM AS IT DID 20 YEARS AGO !!"
Rest of the world: WTF.
