Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: Stogi on March 07, 2011, 04:34:15 PM
You guys are all wrong!
Q: What's better than taking a dump?
A: Taking a massive dump.
That one was easy. I'm going to detract from Kush's and Wiggles score for trying to be too clever. I'm reluctant to give Brandogg the point for his blumpkin comment (which took far too long) but because of the wording of his comment and his snoodling comment, I won't. In fact, I'm going to detract a point because I had to look that **** up.
Riddle #2
Two chicks are giving you head. If you were to close your eyes, how can you tell which tongue belonged to whom?
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 07, 2011, 04:50:49 PM
A: What difference does it make?
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on March 07, 2011, 04:53:36 PM
Dude, if you have to look up blumpkins and snoodling, then I deserve bonus points.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: Stogi on March 07, 2011, 05:00:09 PM
I had to look up snoodling you ass. I wasn't pleased.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 07, 2011, 05:02:17 PM
I just had to look them both up....
I learn so many things I didn't need to know on the internet. So many things that I wish I never knew on the internet. So many things that didn't have a name before the internet. So many things that didn't exist before the internet.... at least not in my world.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: bustin98 on March 07, 2011, 05:18:31 PM
Which is scarier? That Brandogg knows so much, or BNM doesn't know enough?
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on March 07, 2011, 05:38:46 PM
I heard about snoodling on the Howard Stern show like 15 years ago. This dude I used to work with (trust me when I say he speaks the truth) used to get blumpkins from this chick that was basically addicted to giving head. The only way it coudl be better is if you were eating a sandwich or something too.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: Stogi on March 07, 2011, 06:04:40 PM
BnM's answer, while good, isn't correct. Keep guessing!
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: EasyCure on March 07, 2011, 06:30:14 PM
I learn so many things I didn't need to know on the internet. So many things that I wish I never knew on the internet. So many things that didn't have a name before the internet. So many things that didn't exist before the internet.... at least not in my world.
Not true. I first heard of blumkins from my friends dad who was at least 45 and aside from mechanics, was not at all a techy. For all I know he's still using AOL, just sayin.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: Stogi on March 31, 2011, 03:31:13 PM
yup
Edit: I figure you guys would be all over this. So disappointing.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: ThePerm on March 31, 2011, 06:10:10 PM
a black fairy tale is black and a white fairy tale is white
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: Stogi on March 31, 2011, 06:11:26 PM
*rollseyes*
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: ThePerm on March 31, 2011, 06:22:42 PM
white fairy tales have witches, black fairy tales have witch doctors
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: Stogi on March 31, 2011, 06:23:34 PM
*yawn*
Edit: Think more racist...ly
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: ThePerm on March 31, 2011, 06:41:34 PM
black fairy tales are better at sports
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Post by: ShyGuy on March 31, 2011, 06:44:01 PM
black fairies walk like dis, and white faries walk like this!
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: EasyCure on March 31, 2011, 08:26:35 PM
I originally read it as "whats the difference between a black fair and a white fairy," not seeing the "tale" at the end. My immediate reply would've been:
Black fairy's have a natural flow anyone can get behind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw)
To answer the actual riddle: In white fairy tales, there are no blacks. In black fairy tales, there's only white women.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: Stogi on March 31, 2011, 08:31:23 PM
*chuckles* not bad, not bad.
I'll give you guys the original answer to this riddle to get you thinking:
A white person's fairy tale starts "Once upon a time..."
A black person's fairy tale starts "YOOOOOO You ain't gonna BELIEVE this **** SON!"
but instead of the beginning, think about the ending.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: vudu on March 31, 2011, 09:00:32 PM
I'll give you guys the original answer to this riddle to get you thinking:
A white person's fairy tale starts "Once upon a time..."
A black person's fairy tale starts "YOOOOOO You ain't gonna BELIEVE this **** SON!"
but instead of the beginning, think about the ending.
White: "and they lived happily ever after"
Black: "You are NOT the father!"
Now you're gettin' it.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: EasyCure on March 31, 2011, 09:42:26 PM
close but no cigar?
White: /same Black: "and they lived happily ever after" *cute record scratching to a halt* "Homie don't play that!" *white people running away from his blackjack*
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: Stogi on March 31, 2011, 09:51:10 PM
Should I tell the answer or let it ride?
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: EasyCure on March 31, 2011, 09:52:51 PM
let it ride, more people need to get involved. You'd think there'd be more racist comments on the internet, but nooooo NWR has to get it all backwards..
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: Stogi on March 31, 2011, 10:13:37 PM
Yeah I said it above. I figured people would be all over this one. But I guess if my riddles don't involve a girls snatch, no one cares.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: apdude on March 31, 2011, 10:28:00 PM
... and he made it all the way home without being pulled over once.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: ThePerm on March 31, 2011, 10:34:08 PM
whats the difference between black and white fairy tales
about 3 1/2 inches
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: EasyCure on March 31, 2011, 10:43:47 PM
whats the difference between black and white fairy tales
about 3 1/2 inches
Thems ain't no fairy tales (http://i.imgur.com/n32M6.jpg)
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: EasyCure on March 31, 2011, 11:50:10 PM
thats on my instant que.. i need to watch it.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: ShyGuy on April 01, 2011, 01:07:17 AM
Black Snake Moan is great film.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: nickmitch on April 01, 2011, 03:02:55 AM
In white fairy tales, there's marriage, then kids, then happily every after. In black fairy tales, there's kids, then the adventure begins.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: ThePerm on April 01, 2011, 03:30:50 AM
Black fairy tales have rhythm
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Post by: ThePerm on April 01, 2011, 01:01:15 PM
If riding a bus before 1964 you could only hear Black Fairy Tales in the back.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: Stogi on April 12, 2011, 12:43:18 PM
Q: What's the difference between a black and white fairy tale?
A: A white fairy tale ends with "And the man slayed the beast and saved the princess. And they lived happily ever after."
A black fairy tale ends with "And the appeal overturned the courts ruling due to new DNA evidence. He was released from Death Row that very night. He left to Canada and he lived happily ever after."
I think Perm's first answer was better than mine.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: ThePerm on April 12, 2011, 03:59:48 PM
the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales...at least on these forums
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: EasyCure on April 14, 2011, 12:00:59 AM
Riddle: How many clicks does it take to get to a Philosophy topic in Wikipedia when starting at a random search about ANYTHING ELSE BUT (http://i.imgur.com/QgV1t.jpg)
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: ThePerm on April 14, 2011, 12:32:06 AM
lemme try to do it faster
1 is the same of course 2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liver_disease) 3 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liver) 4 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_mythology) 5 Ding! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plato) 6 Ding! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosopher)
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: Stogi on April 14, 2011, 12:43:29 AM
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: Stogi on May 06, 2011, 03:53:55 PM
New Riddle!
I take a suitcase filled with a million dollars to a remote cabin in the woods. I bring it inside and leave it one my desk. I then lock up the place. A week later I come back to find that my suitcase is gone. Where did it go?
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: ThePerm on May 07, 2011, 02:32:03 AM
you didn't say what you did during that week.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: Stogi on May 07, 2011, 03:13:29 PM
That's irrelevant.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: King of Twitch on May 07, 2011, 03:15:10 PM
Did the bear rug eat the suitcase?
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: ThePerm on May 07, 2011, 04:59:53 PM
I take a suitcase filled with a million dollars to a remote cabin in the woods. I bring it inside and leave it one my desk. I then lock up the place. A week later I come back to find that my suitcase is gone. Where did it go?
On vacation. Probably somewhere expensive.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: Stogi on May 07, 2011, 06:14:52 PM
Answer:
I assume it's with the person who left a suitcase full of drugs on my desk.
Title: Re: Stogi's Riddles
Post by: ShyGuy on May 07, 2011, 07:09:07 PM