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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2009, 02:17:27 PM »
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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
« Reply #26 on: October 14, 2009, 03:03:37 PM »
Blood of GP?

Who's blood are we drinking, GP? Any unsuspecting men that you are stalking and preparing for their doom? We need to warn everyone in the area.
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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2009, 03:07:56 PM »
Blood of GP?

Who's blood are we drinking, GP? Any unsuspecting men that you are stalking and preparing for their doom? We need to warn everyone in the area.

Well lets just say I am totally against others who drink in excess and who use illegal substances because it isn't good for my health.
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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2009, 03:16:30 PM »
I'm sure there aren't any hidden health properties to human male blood.

And if you drink the blood of a highly intoxicated man, then you could get drunk off of their high BAC level.

I need to warn your boyfriends that their affectionate nicknames have just become 'Breakfast', 'Lunch' and 'Dinner'. ;)
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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2009, 04:09:40 PM »
SO she would rather drink the blood of the intoxicated.

"I would like about 9 oz of O+, preferrably with a BAC of .10..... hold the hepatitis and no anemia please."

But I bet you couldn't handle this guys blood,  might make you dizzy and discombobulated.

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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
« Reply #30 on: October 14, 2009, 06:16:47 PM »
I never thought I'd be disgusted of a thread made by GoldenPhoenix.

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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
« Reply #31 on: October 14, 2009, 06:23:23 PM »
I never thought I'd be disgusted of a thread made by GoldenPhoenix.

Mop_it_up disgusted by Sober peoples?
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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
« Reply #32 on: October 14, 2009, 06:30:04 PM »
People disgusted by the thought of moist?

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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2009, 06:31:19 PM »
9, 574?  Bah, try 9,659 days and counting on this end.   ;)
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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
« Reply #34 on: October 14, 2009, 06:33:27 PM »
I never thought I'd be disgusted of a thread made by GoldenPhoenix.

Mop_it_up disgusted by Sober peoples?
No, I was talking about that little off-topic discussion which just took place there.

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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
« Reply #35 on: October 14, 2009, 06:35:51 PM »
I never thought I'd be disgusted of a thread made by GoldenPhoenix.

Mop_it_up disgusted by Sober peoples?
No, I was talking about that little off-topic discussion which just took place there.

Very much on topic. Need to get the message out that a high blood alcohol level is not good for my health.
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« Reply #36 on: October 14, 2009, 06:49:11 PM »
Since we are on the Topic of GP is a Vampire, I have a legitimate question, and I would like you to seriously answer it. It's a 2 parter, so please answer the 2nd as if the 1st were true.

Setup: Vampire get not so much aroused as anxious at the sight and smell of blood. They are also known to be very sexual by nature.
Q: Do Vampire women get their period? And assuming they do, is that time of the month like a dog in heat, where the men have an uncontrollable urge to get to the source, which incidentally happens to be a source of pleasure for both parties involved?

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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
« Reply #37 on: October 14, 2009, 06:59:51 PM »
Since we are on the Topic of GP is a Vampire, I have a legitimate question, and I would like you to seriously answer it. It's a 2 parter, so please answer the 2nd as if the 1st were true.

Setup: Vampire get not so much aroused as anxious at the sight and smell of blood. They are also known to be very sexual by nature.
Q: Do Vampire women get their period? And assuming they do, is that time of the month like a dog in heat, where the men have an uncontrollable urge to get to the source, which incidentally happens to be a source of pleasure for both parties involved?

Sorry Vampires are technically dead running on the lifeblood of other human beings. Their bodies are technically dead. Then again it depends on which variation of Vampires you are talking about from various sources. Also since Vampire women cannot have babies there is no need for a menstruation cycle. Just like the men vampires probably don't....nevermind!
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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
« Reply #38 on: October 14, 2009, 07:00:13 PM »
"do the dude vampires really ... the period ...?"

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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
« Reply #39 on: October 14, 2009, 07:03:18 PM »
I brought a flashlight, and plenty of batteries.
Not so dark anymore.

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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2009, 07:09:14 PM »
I'm sure there aren't any hidden health properties to human male blood.

And if you drink the blood of a highly intoxicated man, then you could get drunk off of their high BAC level.

I need to warn your boyfriends that their affectionate nicknames have just become 'Breakfast', 'Lunch' and 'Dinner'. ;)

Boyfriends?

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"do the dude vampires really ... the period ...?"

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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
« Reply #41 on: October 15, 2009, 03:42:25 AM »
Since we are on the Topic of GP is a Vampire, I have a legitimate question, and I would like you to seriously answer it. It's a 2 parter, so please answer the 2nd as if the 1st were true.

Setup: Vampire get not so much aroused as anxious at the sight and smell of blood. They are also known to be very sexual by nature.
Q: Do Vampire women get their period? And assuming they do, is that time of the month like a dog in heat, where the men have an uncontrollable urge to get to the source, which incidentally happens to be a source of pleasure for both parties involved?

Sorry Vampires are technically dead running on the lifeblood of other human beings. Their bodies are technically dead. Then again it depends on which variation of Vampires you are talking about from various sources. Also since Vampire women cannot have babies there is no need for a menstruation cycle. Just like the men vampires probably don't....nevermind!

That is what I want answered about the 4th Twilight book. How in the world can a bloodless being like a male vampire get...you know... ;)
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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2009, 04:00:56 AM »
I more shocked that you are reading the Twilight books.
and already read upto the 4th one. I didn't even know there were 4 books.
That better not translate into 4 movies.

Oh and BTW, from what I seen of the Twilight movie, those are not vampires. they are something much more... um, how you say... pansy.

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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2009, 04:03:40 AM »
I read all four Twilight books. The ladies love them. Good to know them.

Not bad stories actually, though I agree, the vampires are all wrong in that series.
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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2009, 04:18:33 AM »
I'm so tired that I kind of feel like I'm drunk. Does that count as not being sober?

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« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2009, 04:34:22 AM »
I'm so tired that I kind of feel like I'm drunk. Does that count as not being sober?

What were you doing? laying eggs?

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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
« Reply #46 on: October 15, 2009, 08:41:24 AM »
I'm so tired that I kind of feel like I'm drunk. Does that count as not being sober?

What were you doing? laying eggs?

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Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
« Reply #47 on: October 15, 2009, 01:43:52 PM »
9, 574?  Bah, try 9,659 days and counting on this end.   ;)

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