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Offline Crimm

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i troll u
« on: April 05, 2010, 09:52:14 PM »
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Re: i troll u
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2010, 04:48:24 PM »
I'm more worried by that image on the left.

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Re: i troll u
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2010, 04:54:36 PM »
...I this were we start telling Pollock jokes?

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Re: i troll u
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2010, 03:05:51 PM »
Pollock jokes are offensive and racist, Crimm. Not cool.
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Re: i troll u
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2010, 03:42:43 PM »
"I Troll You!
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Re: i troll u
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2010, 01:29:29 AM »
Somebody made a typo in my avatar tag

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Re: i troll u
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2010, 01:43:29 AM »
Somebody made a typo in my avatar tag

I think it's better that way.
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Re: i troll u
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2010, 01:54:04 AM »
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Re: i troll u
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2010, 02:27:08 AM »
someone found a kewl translator
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Re: i troll u
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2010, 11:29:37 AM »
I actually only posted it because I found the banner for their site to be hilarious.
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