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Possibly the funniest statement ever
« on: September 07, 2008, 04:59:03 PM »
Last night, I was getting hammered celebrating a girlfriend's birthday and of course, our conversation lead us to the subject of sex and what not.

Like clockwork, the girls started talking about dick size; mainly discussing the average size. Needless to say, **** was getting awkward, but coming through in the clutch was my friend who jumped up with his hands on his head, coincidentally, looking exactly like my pooh avatar and yelled out with such enthusiasm:

"If I had a really hot chick in my bed and it turned out that she had penis, I'd be like 'WHOOOA!.......................................Wait....who's dick is bigger?'"

I literally was laughing so hard I cried. No one could talk for the next several minutes without immediately cracking up. At one point, I even applauded.

This comment came a little bit after a little schpeel where I was impersonating him, saying things like: "Hey, I'm *****. I like to say outlandish things like: I like to eat burritos while I masturbate......Oop! Have to poop!"

And then he tops me by saying that. Perfect.

Anyway, I just had to share that even if it doesn't make you laugh in the slightest.
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Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2008, 05:12:57 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2008, 06:19:38 PM »
Needless to say, **** was getting awkward, but coming through in the clutch was my friend who jumped up with his hands on his head, coincidentally, looking exactly like my pooh avatar and yelled out with such enthusiasm:

"If I had a really hot chick in my bed and it turned out that she had penis, I'd be like 'WHOOOA!.......................................Wait....who's dick is bigger?'"

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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2008, 06:24:28 PM »
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Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2008, 06:29:20 PM »
I vote for the new quote.

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Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2008, 07:05:59 PM »
what the hell is up with your avatar spak?
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Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2008, 02:25:52 PM »
All roads lead to Bridget!

Your friend sounds a bit like mine, Kashogi...except mine acts like that when completely sober... :tpg:
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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2008, 01:16:14 AM »
Sounds like you are around some um, great people. :\
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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2008, 07:56:58 AM »
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Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2008, 09:01:10 AM »
This reminded me a bit of something a friend of mine said.
Some guys were talking about dick size, and it got rather heated (in a joking way) until two of them were in each other's faces, going, "You wanna go at it?  Huh?  Huh, man?!"

And then my friends goes and says, "Do you want to see it all, or just enough to win?"
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Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2008, 12:54:38 PM »
i dont know if i should feel normal for not ever having talked about dick size with my friends, or like the odd man out here..
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Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2008, 01:24:43 PM »
My friends and I have talked about the pros and cons of being told by a chick that your dick is huge vs. being the "perfect size."
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2008, 06:45:32 PM »
i dont know if i should feel normal for not ever having talked about dick size with my friends, or like the odd man out here..

I've never partook in a conversation about dick size. I always sit on the side lines. But most importantly, it never comes up unless I'm around drunk girls.
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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2008, 07:21:02 PM »
I'm a grower not a shower.

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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2008, 07:52:05 PM »
I'm a grower not a shower.

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lol havent heard that expression in forever.

so.. nipple size (on a woman).. does it matter to you?

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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2008, 10:05:46 PM »
It should be in proportion of the size of the breast.  I know some of my friends don't like nipples to be too big, but I can let larger nipples slide if the breasts are large themselves.  Although, there is a limit to how far that goes.
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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2008, 11:06:41 PM »
proportion is always best. i dated this one girl once who wasnt very big, but when excited her nipples looked like magnum rounds.. lol. it was a little weird at first but whatever, i got to see boobs right?
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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2008, 12:37:36 AM »
It's hard not to like everything I've come across. Yeah there were some that were better and some that were worse (I like her nipples to be darker, not lighter or basically the same color as her skin); but all in all, you'll find no complaints here, especially because I really could care less about titties. I'm an ass man all the way.

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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2008, 02:37:09 AM »
...I really could care less about titties. I'm a homosexual all the way.

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« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2008, 10:26:25 AM »
too easy (wish i said it first)
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« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2008, 12:35:50 PM »
Pshhh....
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« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2008, 01:18:17 PM »
*Pshhh....*

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Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2008, 01:45:06 PM »
Mmmm, boobies. I'm a boobie man all the way. Though I draw the line at fake tits. And ugly tits with numerous stretch marks or so huge and fat that watermelons are green with envy.

The perfect tit is just a little more than a handful, puffy pink nipple, and firm. Those are some nice pillows to cuddle up with.

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« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2008, 01:52:31 PM »
i've only seen one pair of nice pink nips.. :(
I think because i'm used to seeing darker colored ones, the pink ones are special lol.

if i had to choose.. i think i'm more of an ass man myself. Sure boobs are great but an ugly, flat ass is a huge turn off for me compared to a smaller chest anyway.

whatever, any chick willing to give it to you is a good catch right? lol
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« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2008, 03:31:04 PM »
Hey, if she doesn't have the boobs, then flip her over.  If she doesn't have the ass, kick her out.
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« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2008, 07:00:00 PM »
Hey, if she doesn't have the boobs, then flip her over.  If she doesn't have the ass, kick her out.

thats sound logic in my book.

for any of you chubby chasers out there, heed the words of Jay Oakerson (comedian) and only do a fat chick with big titties. If you've ever seen a fat girl with small titties, you'll know what he means.
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« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2008, 08:31:01 PM »
It's all about a pretty face and cute behind. A girl with bust is attractive, but if she doesn't have a pretty face and phat ass then she won't get hollered at by me.

What about hair? I feel like the longer the better. I'm not going to diss a girl just cuz her hair is short (unless it's tooooooo short), but I do prefer that long straight hair that is long enough to touch the top of her ass. Especially the type of hair that latin and asian people possess. Curly hair is fine unless it isn't natural. I actually have a theory; chicks who use spray in there hair to make it look wet and curly are almost always crazy.
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« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2008, 08:54:28 PM »
damn, i like long straight hair on a girl but not THAT long. a little passed the shoulders is fine, but there've been a few girls i've known personally that pulled off the short hair.

oh and pixie cuts are a no-go no matter what, sorry.
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« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2008, 09:01:08 PM »
Have you ever seen a girl with impeccable long hair?


P.S. I like pulling a chicks hair as well.............just saying...
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« Reply #30 on: September 10, 2008, 09:17:51 PM »
Hey, if she doesn't have the boobs, then flip her over.  If she doesn't have the ass, kick her out.

thats sound logic in my book.

for any of you chubby chasers out there, heed the words of Jay Oakerson (comedian) and only do a fat chick with big titties. If you've ever seen a fat girl with small titties, you'll know what he means.

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Also, I have a thing for chicks with afros.  I don't consider it a fetish, since I can't rub my dick against it.  Well, I could, but that doesn't sound appealing.  You get what I mean.  I kind of also like dreads.  Maybe being in DC so long has adjusted my preferences for stuff like that, but I could really go for a girl with dreads.  Other than that, I ave a strict "No Bald Chicks" policy.
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« Reply #31 on: September 10, 2008, 09:57:45 PM »
Have you ever seen a girl with impeccable long hair?


P.S. I like pulling a chicks hair as well.............just saying...

oh in that case it makes sense. My thing is, my little sister had long hair like that so the few times i've seen women with hair as long as hers in person, i compare it to my sisters. I'm sure you can see how weird that is (and i know some of you will say something stupid, but its ok)

Hey, if she doesn't have the boobs, then flip her over.  If she doesn't have the ass, kick her out.

thats sound logic in my book.

for any of you chubby chasers out there, heed the words of Jay Oakerson (comedian) and only do a fat chick with big titties. If you've ever seen a fat girl with small titties, you'll know what he means.

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I hate chubbie chicks with no boobs.  It's like they lose the most redeeming quality of being chubby.

Also, I have a thing for chicks with afros.  I don't consider it a fetish, since I can't rub my dick against it.  Well, I could, but that doesn't sound appealing.  You get what I mean.  I kind of also like dreads.  Maybe being in DC so long has adjusted my preferences for stuff like that, but I could really go for a girl with dreads.  Other than that, I ave a strict "No Bald Chicks" policy.

haven't met a girl yet that i found attractive with dredds, afros, braids or was just plain bald. Not my thing i suppose.
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« Reply #32 on: September 10, 2008, 10:08:54 PM »
OMG, there's this hot chick with the sweetest afro on campus.  I knew her last year, and she was cute then, but now she has this incredibly sexy 'fro.  I just thought about her.

But yeah, braids don't do it for me, either.  Well, not cornrows at least.  Like, they can be cute, but still not particularly hot.
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« Reply #33 on: September 10, 2008, 10:17:21 PM »
Have you ever seen a girl with impeccable long hair?


P.S. I like pulling a chicks hair as well.............just saying...

oh in that case it makes sense. My thing is, my little sister had long hair like that so the few times i've seen women with hair as long as hers in person, i compare it to my sisters. I'm sure you can see how weird that is (and i know some of you will say something stupid, but its ok)

Here's a couple examples of what i was talking about. She has the perfect length.





OMG, there's this hot chick with the sweetest afro on campus.  I knew her last year, and she was cute then, but now she has this incredibly sexy 'fro.  I just thought about her.

But yeah, braids don't do it for me, either.  Well, not cornrows at least.  Like, they can be cute, but still not particularly hot.

I've seen some really cute girls with fros before. I wasn't concerned with her hair more than  I was with her face and body though.
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« Reply #34 on: September 10, 2008, 10:25:11 PM »
thats not a bad length, i was thinking longer in my head. Again i dont really mind it, i just dont prefer it like you do.
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« Reply #35 on: September 10, 2008, 11:42:58 PM »
Me, too.  But the hair doesn't touch but crack like you said.  I knew a girl with hair that long.  She was ok, but I just don't think hair that long does it for me, either.
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« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2008, 12:37:22 AM »
Well she has to be cute first.....but seriously, glorious long hair is hot. I already mentioned grasping it, but I especially like it when she's on top and she tosses her hair to one side or when she sits up and her hair is covering her breasts................fuckin hot.

I dumped my girlfriend for many reasons (mostly because I couldn't be trusted not to cheat on her and I didn't want to break her heart that way), one of them being that she never let her hair grow past her shoulders. That always irked me.

Might as well keep it going between us three.

What about ethnicity? Does it matter to you? There are attractive girls anywhere you go, but for me, I'm all about foreign girls; latin and south american especially. Foreign accents (french and Spanish in particular) are simply too hot.

If I'm at a party or bar or anywhere really, I always go for the cute foreign chick rather than the really hot american chick.
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« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2008, 01:08:58 AM »
LOL I like how you describe it as "glorious" lol
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« Reply #38 on: September 11, 2008, 02:50:37 AM »
Chicks with Caribbean accents are ridiculously hot to me.  I didn't get to hear much of them throughout high school, but here at college, OH BOY!!  French accents have always, always, always done it for me, though.
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« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2008, 03:52:32 AM »
But yeah, braids don't do it for me, either.  Well, not cornrows at least.  Like, they can be cute, but still not particularly hot.

That depends entirely who its on. I know some people who would look dangerously ugly without braids or plaits. Though i've always been fond of the "some people look sexy from the back of the head" mentality.

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« Reply #40 on: September 11, 2008, 09:47:22 AM »
But yeah, braids don't do it for me, either.  Well, not cornrows at least.  Like, they can be cute, but still not particularly hot.

That depends entirely who its on. I know some people who would look dangerously ugly without braids or plaits. Though i've always been fond of the "some people look sexy from the back of the head" mentality.

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as for ethnicity, it doesnt matter to me as long as they have a prety face, and have a personality i can get in to. I used to prefer hispanic girls but after dating a couple and seeing how fucking crazy they are. I don't mean crazy in bed either (that was a good thing) but crazy jealous and un-trusting.

Now i prefer white girls, blonde or brunette doesnt matter. I lucked out, my gf is mixed; her father is from El Salvador and her mother is a mix of german/polish etc, so she looks like a white girl but has the mojo of a spanish girl. Hehe..

i also like a few asians, and honestly i'm not that into black girls. I think its because the area i live in, the dominant style here is to be super ghetto but its always one of two extremes. Either they're dressed with whatever is trendy now (currently lots of bright colors on their shirts and accessories, including shoes. Sun glasses at night, probably the shudder glasses. Basically an emo kid look with an 80s color sense) or they dress in the "gangsta rap" style with baggy everything and look/act like guys. I dont find anything appealing about either really. I've met a few attractive black girls, never from my hometown, but they were usually unavailable, or i was unavailable. Oh well.


oh, accents: most are cute/sexy. Some spanish ones and british ones are probably my fave. I havent heard too many french ones though :(
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« Reply #41 on: September 11, 2008, 10:16:51 AM »
Nothing is better than a sexy scottish accent.
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« Reply #42 on: September 11, 2008, 11:03:02 AM »
those can be sexy?
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« Reply #43 on: September 11, 2008, 11:05:13 AM »
Yes. Very sexy.
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« Reply #44 on: September 11, 2008, 11:10:17 AM »
I forgot about good ol' English accents.  Those are sexy in a "dirty nanny" kind of way.

Also, I have for Asians, but race doesn't matter too much.
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« Reply #45 on: September 11, 2008, 11:16:36 AM »
Yes. Very sexy.

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Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« Reply #46 on: September 11, 2008, 11:45:38 AM »
Yes. Very sexy.

sorry i'm trying to picture it but i keep coming back with Groundskeeper Willy

I'm ashamed of myself for not remembering which episode it was, but Willy did meet a Scottish woman once and her voice was good so I believe Dasmos, at least if the actress got the accent right.
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« Reply #47 on: September 11, 2008, 12:18:34 PM »
Scottish can be sexy, but I prefer the aussie and kiwi accents of English to any other.

Oh and don't underestimate the Russian accent. I have a very cute Russian friend and I always pick on her commanding accent; telling her that she would be awesome in bed in a dominatrix kind of way. I'm not even into that in the least bit, but I'd let her tell me what to do.
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« Reply #48 on: September 11, 2008, 01:28:54 PM »
I personally prefer short hair, my girlfriend's hair is shorter than mine.  Short hair is sexy in my book.
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« Reply #49 on: September 11, 2008, 01:32:13 PM »
It can  look sexy (just look at Halley Berry), but on most girls it just isn't. Usually when it looks sexy, it just that the girl was sexy to begin with.
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« Reply #50 on: September 11, 2008, 01:34:43 PM »
It can  look sexy (just look at Halley Berry), but on most girls it just isn't. Usually when it looks sexy, it just that the girl was sexy to begin with.

well, I don't mean Halley Berry short though, I like hair that's a little longer than that.  but yeah, my girlfriend is sexy to begin with. :P
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« Reply #51 on: September 11, 2008, 01:40:41 PM »

Oh and don't underestimate the Russian accent. I have a very cute Russian friend and I always pick on her commanding accent; telling her that she would be awesome in bed in a dominatrix kind of way. I'm not even into that in the least bit, but I'd let her tell me what to do.

"cum in the fishbowl!"

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« Reply #52 on: September 11, 2008, 02:03:38 PM »
LOL

For real though....

Here's a pic from the perse:

Those glaring bright blue eyes and that accent are a DEADLY combination.
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« Reply #53 on: September 11, 2008, 02:43:40 PM »
"i vill kill you mr. bond!"
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Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« Reply #54 on: September 11, 2008, 04:24:28 PM »
Her first name is 'Ivana'...

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« Reply #55 on: September 11, 2008, 07:14:30 PM »
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« Reply #56 on: September 11, 2008, 08:56:10 PM »
I really hope your kidding. That's really fucked up. Not even about the picture, but about the fact that you could get off on a face alone.
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Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« Reply #57 on: September 11, 2008, 09:02:43 PM »
wait.. I missed it! I wanna see!
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« Reply #58 on: September 11, 2008, 10:28:16 PM »
You missed it DAaaman64. She was a cute blonde.

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« Reply #60 on: September 11, 2008, 10:47:15 PM »
"but about the fact that you could get off on a face alone."

Seriously?  Faces totally do it for me more than anything.  Tits and ass never change, they're just there.  Faces MOVE and CHANGE and DO THINGS.  A face can communicate, can tell you without even saying anything: "I like that" or "oh hell yes do that again" or "things are about to get nasty".  I can't imagine liking tits and ass more than a face; they just sit there, and if they have enough lard in them, bounce around a bit.  I think most people take faces for granted because we see them so often, but think about it: could you sleep with someone who didn't have a face?  That'd be creepy as hell.

Don't get me wrong.  I love booties and I love boobies.  But they don't compare to a good, expressive face. (Although I do not, for the record, just jerk off to faces.)

And stuff like hair doesn't matter to me, it can be any length: short, long, fro, even bald (I can't think of any examples, aside from Natalie Portman, when I found a bald girl attractive, but I don't think it would stop me).  In fact, I can never point out features I like in a girl, features I find universally attractive.  I'm inconsistent, my taste seems to be completely random.  Really, it weirds me out that people can find one "type" attractive (like my ex-roommate, who liked brunettes with pointy noses, dark eyebrows, a fine tooshies).

The Russian was cute, but I can't judge a girl based on a picture.  I have to meet her, or at least see her in motion. (I'm not saying you should post a video of the girl, just generally speaking :P)
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« Reply #61 on: September 11, 2008, 11:08:06 PM »
I was talking about beating off to a picture of a face; not actively having sex.

And you do make a good point. I know what I like, but my tastes can be completely random. That's a good thing though.
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« Reply #62 on: September 12, 2008, 06:07:23 AM »
The great thing about pictures of only faces is that I can put whatever the hell bodies on them I want.

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« Reply #63 on: September 12, 2008, 10:04:12 AM »
or if the face is bad and the body is kickin, you can picture any face you want on their body.

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« Reply #64 on: September 12, 2008, 01:18:47 PM »
This is the worst thread ever....
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« Reply #65 on: September 12, 2008, 02:08:32 PM »
Well, it started out great.
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Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« Reply #66 on: September 12, 2008, 02:35:08 PM »
What ever, this thread has me chuckling. Spank bank is a new term for me. We need a thread of masturbating terms. Or not.

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« Reply #67 on: September 12, 2008, 02:48:18 PM »
Choking the chicken.

What is everyone's opinion on tattoos?
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« Reply #68 on: September 12, 2008, 03:24:27 PM »
They can be hot if they're not the usual bulls-eye variety. But I'm really not that attracted to tattoos or piercings....maybe I'm a little conservative, but a beautiful girl doesn't need any alterations to my herself look more attractive in my book. That's one of the reasons why I hate make-up. Make-up can look good if applied respectfully, but when it borders on generously, that's when I'm turned off. I especially hate bright red lip-stick.

I'm all about that natural beauty. The best time to judge a girl's looks is right after she gets done working out; cuz if they look good then, then they'll look good in almost every other context.
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« Reply #69 on: September 12, 2008, 03:30:42 PM »
This is the worst thread ever....

you started it

Well, it started out great.

i didnt think his story was that funny

What ever, this thread has me chuckling. Spank bank is a new term for me. We need a thread of masturbating terms. Or not.

wow thats new to you? i've used it for years, i think i heard it on Stern.

oh and lets NOT make a thread about that.

They can be hot if they're not the usual bulls-eye variety. But I'm really not that attracted to tattoos or piercings....maybe I'm a little conservative, but a beautiful girl doesn't need any alterations to my herself look more attractive in my book. That's one of the reasons why I hate make-up. Make-up can look good if applied respectfully, but when it borders on generously, that's when I'm turned off. I especially hate bright red lip-stick.

I'm all about that natural beauty. The best time to judge a girl's looks is right after she gets done working out; cuz if they look good then, then they'll look good in almost every other context.

agreed.

however I don't mind a few, in fact i'll barely notice them, but sometimes if placed properly they could be pretty sexy. Sleeves on the other hand have never looked attractive to me, EVER. Please ladies, leave sleeve tattoos to bikers, rockstars, and thugs.

when i'm with someone i think is beautiful i turn into Gomez Adams and start kissin up and down their arms (and legs.. he-he. i think we had a that derailed to that already though) and i can't see myself doing that to skin thats been tattood the hell up.
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« Reply #70 on: September 12, 2008, 03:38:43 PM »
you started it

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« Reply #71 on: September 12, 2008, 03:44:47 PM »
I probably would have. after reading that post the first time i though "...maybe it'd be funnier if i was there"
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Re: Possibly the funniest statement ever
« Reply #72 on: September 12, 2008, 03:59:50 PM »
[Tattoos] can be hot if they're not the usual bulls-eye variety.

That's a lot funnier than you probably meant for it to be.
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« Reply #73 on: September 12, 2008, 05:23:47 PM »
They can be hot if they're not the usual bulls-eye variety. But I'm really not that attracted to tattoos or piercings....maybe I'm a little conservative, but a beautiful girl doesn't need any alterations to my herself look more attractive in my book.

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« Reply #74 on: September 12, 2008, 06:40:38 PM »
I don't see the point of tattoos, and I would generally recommend that people don't get them.  They don't contribute anything to the body, which is remarkable enough unpainted.  Also, people almost always get the worst or most boring tattoos they can imagine.

That said, I don't really mind a girl with tattoos.  If she's attractive and engaging, it's just a bit of color on her skin.  I love the term "Beauty is more than skin-deep" because it's very true; not in the emotional/psychological sense (not saying that's false, it's just not what I'm talking about), but in the sense that the beauty I'm attracted to comes from the bones and muscles and things, the framework of the body.  A girl can be pretty, but if she has a boring face and a static body, I have no interest in her whatsoever.

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« Reply #75 on: September 12, 2008, 11:53:20 PM »
I can't stand the lower-back tramp stamps that every girl around my age seems to have these days. Although I have been with a few emo-ish girls that had tattoos higher up their back and shoulders which I really liked. So for me it's more about where and what the tattoo is more than anything.
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« Reply #76 on: September 13, 2008, 09:11:10 PM »
The tramp stamps are getting annoying.  It especially sucks when non-trampy girls get them because now you assume they're tramps.
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« Reply #77 on: September 14, 2008, 04:39:28 AM »
Every woman with a tramp stamp is a tramp.  Getting the stamp makes you a tramp.
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« Reply #78 on: September 14, 2008, 11:46:58 AM »
Every woman with a tramp stamp is a tramp.  Getting the stamp makes you a tramp.

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« Reply #79 on: September 14, 2008, 01:55:27 PM »
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« Reply #80 on: September 14, 2008, 05:42:22 PM »
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