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MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« on: January 07, 2007, 09:06:31 PM »
LOUIE TEH CAT HERE!!

Allright so I want to tell you a story, the story of carnarge that unfolded on that site I used to work for called Planet Gamecube that fell apart not long after my departure. I'd been keeping the rats out of that sinking ship's hull for years but when I was jettisoned the rats soon took over - so to speak.

So liek Nintendo brought out this new console, a revolution but it wasn't a revolution at all no no it was Wii much like the sound children make when on the slide or what I've used to gain ownership over Billy's possessions. But no some poeple didn't like this new name, like Bloodworth, he hated it so PGC had to get a new name and without my fine guidance they settled on Nintendo World Report which makes it sound like Nintendo is still in school and got a B- or something. So yeah hen like the forums were all about sooking about the join over the Wii name and that NWR doesn't rhyme like PGC did and how Fusetalk is rubbish and that the only reason PGC use this is becuase Rick Powers or whatever alias he's under these days licks the bottom of Fusetalk or something or nothing. So then like new forums were made and in the chaos that followed, everyone took wandering and Perm's lead by registerigna nd posting under dupe accounts, masquerading as other members! This behavior brought about much confusion and disgust from all involved and massive flame wars broke out! If the mods didn't already have their own names taken there might've been a chance for calm but there wasn't and people began to berate each other until someone was forced to leave the board forever!

The events that followed on the first day, went something like this:



Welcome to mafia. Highlighted text like this will be the shi that makes sense because as you might be able to tell the story already doesn't. Voting is open, NWR staff kill night is tonight. Everyone send me your day/night actions via PM. READY SET GO!  
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RE:MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2007, 12:49:55 AM »
VOTE SEGAGAMER12

Just cause.
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RE: MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2007, 12:50:06 AM »
Geez is anyone gunna post?
Some other things I should've mentioned.

You must vote at least once aver 3 days. Further inactivity will see you removed fromthe game Garnee.

Also. Voting closes at 11pm GMT (London Time) I'm sure you can all work out how long you have from that. I would like to leave the voting open a bit longer but I have to be at work by 9am my time.

(And start posting dammit, I know day one is hard but geez)
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RE:MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2007, 12:51:27 AM »
VOTE SAYGAHGAMRRR12

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RE: MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2007, 12:55:43 AM »
Vote TVman because there's never anything on TV. YOU KILLED TV, YOU MAY KILL AGAIN >=(

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RE: MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2007, 02:30:56 AM »
VOTE VUDU

VEDETTA! /\_
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RE:MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2007, 04:06:42 AM »
I will play this mafia game differently. I will vote for whichever philistine doesn't agree with my opinions on movies and games that I played at E3.

This is similar to the strategy of the protagonist of the obscure french film, Oui Fromage Oui (Yes Cheese Yes for you simpletons) I highly recommend it and I know that none of you mouth breathers have ever seen the film before.

Oh, and Nintendo fans would not know a good FPS if it hit them in the head. That is all.

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RE: MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2007, 04:18:41 AM »
*rolls dice*

....16....

*checks list*

VOTE PRYO

(hmm..... lowest number is 6...so I won't use this method again )
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RE:MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2007, 04:31:43 AM »
this game is made of phail!!!!!!!!!

Do not listen to the fanbois, they do not know who to vote for. Use your own mind and vote proper.


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RE: MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2007, 05:38:40 AM »
Can we get a player list that is updated with what roles remain and what not?
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RE: MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2007, 05:51:00 AM »
I woke up this morning, figuring that todays deal would be "special" as the menu in the downtown cafe was written in hylian, so I went with the famous Big mouth Bass served with scrambled eggs and grits. I had planned today to send some items via mail to someone special *seriously*  
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RE: MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2007, 06:52:46 AM »
Dear Nintendo,

I speak on behalf of your entire customer base when I say Shift Key's impression of Shyguy doing an impression of Svevan is dead-on accurate.


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RE:MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2007, 06:55:41 AM »
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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
I will play this mafia game differently. I will vote for whichever philistine doesn't agree with my opinions on movies and games that I played at E3.

This is similar to the strategy of the protagonist of the obscure french film, Oui Fromage Oui (Yes Cheese Yes for you simpletons) I highly recommend it and I know that none of you mouth breathers have ever seen the film before.

Oh, and Nintendo fans would not know a good FPS if it hit them in the head. That is all.
ShyGuy wins the thread.  And since there's only room for one Svevan on NWR VOTE SVEVAN. (Shift Key's next)
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RE:MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2007, 07:33:16 AM »
I have a term paper due the tenth, so I won't be on much.

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RE:MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2007, 08:11:19 AM »
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Originally posted by: vudu
And since there's only room for one Svevan on NWR VOTE SVEVAN. (Shift Key's next)


Don't worry, I have more avatar-inside-an-avatar avatars on the way. Stay tuned.



Dear Nintendo,

I have this terrible feeling that I don't know who I am. Can you help?

Regards,

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RE:MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2007, 08:29:06 AM »
VOTE STEVEY

no offense stevey, its just because of who I am imitating
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RE:MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2007, 08:53:33 AM »
VOTE Shift Key

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RE:MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2007, 09:23:48 AM »
VOTE INFERNAL because the new seaon of 24 starts soooooon!!!!!!
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RE: MAFIA XIII - Day 1 - Nintendo World Chaos
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2007, 09:58:13 AM »
5 Minutes left to vote. Also, I should just point out: Svevan isn't playing but Shifty and Shyguy are. Sorry about the lack of a player list. I'll create one after this thread dies.

EDIT: MY WATCH IS SLOW! TIME'S UP! (Board time)
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