Author Topic: Mafia 12: Funhouse Mafia. Nintendo of Europe. (Read 11669 times)

Khushrenada · « **on:** December 22, 2006, 07:32:34 PM »

One reason no one ever talks about Mafia 12 is because of the story. The story seemed weak and ill-concieved. At times it seemed as though it was being made up on the spot and it never really seemed to connect with what was actually happening. But judge for yourself.

Nintendo of Europe

Jim: I've gathered all of you characters together today to let you know that Nintendo of Japan has come up with a new gimm!ck for a game... oh sorry, a new sparkling innovation for a game and, instead of slapping Mario on it or some other franchise character, has agreed to let one of you be the star and give you a chance to gain some fan support.

Stanley: That's great! But why is Link here? He doesn't need it.

Jim: I know it might seem that way but let's face it. Link has no other spinoffs. He just has his adventure game. Well, true he does appear in Smash Bros and was pretty popular in Soul Calibar 2, he could use a spinoff. A chance to widen out. Frankly, I think he could use it. The Zelda series is getting rather stale. I mean, Gamespot gave the latest game an 8.8. Clearly, it's getting old.

Link: I have an idea. Why don't we all appear in this title together?

Jim: No. Reggie vetoed that idea. Only the strongest among you should get the honor. I'm not sure how we'll choose this.

Narrator: Yeah, at this point, we all know the drill. The people get together. Let's do this fairly. We'll select one person each day who will be eliminated from the competition. Problem is, some other people get a better idea. Form a group and kill off everyone else so that they win. Then there are those with their own agenda.

Little Johnny: But if people can't appear in the game together, why would they work together in a group called a mafia?

Narrator: Santa Claus isn't real.

Little Johnny: Words can't express how much I hate you right now.

Waluigi: Who's little Johnny?

Jim: That isn't important right now. What is important is that I think you have a great idea there. Select those not worthy. Reggie will want to see you tomorrow to catch up on your progress. Also, some marketing people may wish to talk to you first before the day is done and throw a few "suggestions" your way.

Steve: Hey. Weren't you fired for always giving away information?

Jim: I wasn't fired. I quit.

Steve: Then how come you're working for Nintendo right now.

Jim: Because it's the past.

Steve: Then how did I know you had left?

Jim: Look. Just get out of my office. You are not going to win anyways.

Steve: Cold man. Just cold.

Little Johnny: Abd how can a group of townies win? Only one person gets to be in the game, not a group.

Narrator: I can see I'm going to need some more alcohol for this adventure.

Little Johnny: I hate it when he starts drinking.

Now get voting! The day closes at Midnight Central Time.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #1 on:** December 22, 2006, 07:42:31 PM »

Alright. The first crazy event is up and running. What could it be?

Well, there will be about 5 deaths each day. One from the day vote, two from the mafias if they still have their godfathers. The remain two will most likely come from events or items. But, if you look at the numbers, we have 16 people. So, what to do with that one left over? The answer is simple. The first item is secret vote.

Secret vote works like this. Every player pm's me one name of a person they would like to see killed. So, you do not know who anyone else is voting for. You will only know the result when the person who has the most votes is announced dead. Yes, in a cruel twist, someone will die before the game has really gotten underway. But the good news is, they can start the dead thread.

If there is a tie, I will randomly select three people who did not vote for one of the people tied. These 3 people will have to send me a new vote with the name of one or the other people tied. Whoever wins the tie, dies.

One final note. This vote does not count for the Politician role. That role must be done in the open.

If you are confused about the roles, I'm about to start posting them.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #2 on:** December 23, 2006, 12:12:58 AM »

We few. We happy few.

They do not want us to be happy. They devour. All.

Be vigilant. Always.

Shift Key · « **Reply #3 on:** December 23, 2006, 12:13:48 AM »

VOTE KHUSH

Now that guy is out of the way its time to read up on what the hell I have to do.

EDIT: This was a placeholder vote.

The real bandwagon vote for today is Spak-Spang

He is free to plead his case and reveal his role, but this is the Funhouse, so we will consider all posts to be lies.

EDIT2: Wait? A secret vote? Ah, forget it. Khush, this is my vote. Secrets are for diaries and emos.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #4 on:** December 23, 2006, 12:23:46 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: Shift Key
VOTE KHUSH

Now that guy is out of the way its time to read up on what the hell I have to do.

EDIT: This was a placeholder vote.

The real bandwagon vote for today is Spak-Spang

He is free to plead his case and reveal his role, but this is the Funhouse, so we will consider all posts to be lies.

If he is not Them. Truly. You are Them.

They seek. Us. We are. Prey.

We must Hunt. Them. Not be Hunted. No.

UncleBob · « **Reply #5 on:** December 23, 2006, 01:18:59 AM »

I vote TVMan. I mean, seriously, who the heck picks Stanley?

(Placeholder vote)

Rules Question: If I should randomly die before I get home from work to change my vote, will I still be able to change my vote, or am I out of luck?

18 Days · « **Reply #6 on:** December 23, 2006, 01:38:41 AM »

Is there a public vote going on AS WELL AS the secret vote?

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #7 on:** December 23, 2006, 02:12:31 AM »

Tingle loves you all. Tingle would never hurt anyone. But Tingle must vote. Tingle must love everyone.

Tingle's map says to vote for: Duck Hunt Dog

He is just an evil and mean dog. Not a person...so I don't mind the vote. Tingle must love all. But that dog is sadistic. He laughed at me while my balloon popped. Now I think he must be truly evil...as in organized evil.

nickmitch · « **Reply #8 on:** December 23, 2006, 04:20:21 AM »

I voted Uncle Bob. I mean, seriously, who the heck puts their nipple on the internet?

Zach · « **Reply #9 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:20:00 AM »

VOTE WANDERING Because his avatar is scary.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #10 on:** December 23, 2006, 06:08:54 AM »

I will investigate before I decide who needs to be punched in the face.

Zach · « **Reply #11 on:** December 23, 2006, 06:23:27 AM »

Are you suggesting that you are the cop ShyGuy?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #12 on:** December 23, 2006, 06:32:23 AM »

I am suggesting I AM BATMAN. (or at least his SNES incarnation)

ShyGuy · « **Reply #13 on:** December 23, 2006, 06:33:07 AM »

Hmm, I wonder what the dead thread will be called? Bargain Bin? Greatest Hits? Relagated to the Virtual Console?

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #14 on:** December 23, 2006, 07:12:08 AM »

The Dead Thread should be called:

Virtual Boy the future of Nintendo

Khushrenada · « **Reply #15 on:** December 23, 2006, 07:12:41 AM »

To answer quick some quick questions:

18 Days

Yes, there is secret voting going on at the same time as there is day voting. However, the secret voting will end in two hours. If you don't want to participate in the secret vote, you don't have to. But just remember by not voting, you could hurt yourself since others may vote for you and you threw away your chance to add to someone else's total.

Unclebob

If you die, your vote does not count. The only way you could cast a vote would be from the doctor's help. That is why mafia's can make a hit during the day. It allows them to void a potential vote.

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #16 on:** December 23, 2006, 07:14:19 AM »

KING PA POO!!!

I Think I found a Clue
The Answer you seek
Is Oh So Unique
And will come sometime Soon.

KING PA POO!!!

(please note, no clue is coming soon, as Tingle never knows anything and is just a fake fairy floating around.)

wandering · « **Reply #17 on:** December 23, 2006, 07:27:27 AM »

VOTE TYP

(57 Hours remain)

segagamer12 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 23, 2006, 08:20:48 AM »

geeze you guys suck. I get a PM saying if I want to play then a reply saying its too late. And All I am ever goona be rememebred is by that FIRST game I effed up?!?!?!?!? damnit to hell that was my first mafia ever i didnt even know
what the hell was going on, i played it rigtht he next three times.

End of rant

votewandering

even though it doesnt count!

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #19 on:** December 23, 2006, 09:31:11 AM »

Hooray for 14 hours of sleep. Waluigi *unvotes dead wandering*. Are you SWEAAAAATING?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #20 on:** December 23, 2006, 09:47:33 AM »

Well, I'm going to let the secret vote run for another 20 minutes or so. It's a five way tie at the moment. I'll see if the deadlock gets broken soon. Otherwise, I'll have to go to the tiebreaker. So many people unaware that they are so close to be killed.

nickmitch · « **Reply #21 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:22:27 AM »

Ok, so if the cop should find Ken, just post so that whoever's in the mafia mafia can kill him. That should work for everybody.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:30:59 AM »

I have no idea whats going on here, but I'll continue to check in from time to time.

VOTE stevey

(place holder vote?)

Khushrenada · « **Reply #23 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:45:34 AM »

Hmmm. What to do. 18 Days is Ken whateverhislastnameis. The cop has already put out a hit on her so she's toast. But she was also the highest vote getter in the secret vote. So, should I go for the nest highest voted for or just let it end with 18 Days. Hmm. What to do.

I'm going to leave the secret vote open a bit longer than. If you voted for 18 Days, you have a chance to change your vote.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #24 on:** December 23, 2006, 10:51:02 AM »

Ohh and just to add a little tension to the mix, someone can gain safety for the day. Safe from the vote, safe from hits and safe from events. Yes, it's immunity. I will ask a question in two hours. First one with the correct response wins safety for the day and can sleep easy tonight.

Here's a hint: It is a DS game. Be ready in a couple of hours.

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