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Mafia III: Day Two
« on: March 08, 2006, 05:32:42 AM »
And so the trial of Wandering was held secretly.  Sadly, the verdict was guilty.  Wandering was allowed one last speech to his fellow townspeople.

"Ya'll just a buch o' suckas."  

With his last bit of wisdom said, Wandering was sentenced to death by firing squad (the mayor wanted to be as humane as possible, while still retaining some kind of Latino stereotype).  They offered him one last cigarette, but Wandering refused, saying, "I don't smoke. . .cigarettes."  

The townspeople figured that even though they just killed off a townie, at least they got rid of a pothead.  Though, some thought, the death penalty is rather harsh for such a crime.

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Sweet Pete gathered his gang.  "Tonight, mateys, we strike!  Again!  Like we do ev'ry other night."

"But who?"  Asked a pirate.

"Wouldn't that be whom?"  Asked another.

Sweet Pete responded, "I believe it would be whom.  Whom is used whenever it can be related to 'him or her or them,' whereas 'who' is used in relation to 'he or she or . . . Seriously, what the hell men?  Don't make me kill you out of hatred.

"Our target be one BlackNMild.  He's too smart ter be livin'.  I decree him dead!"

"ARRRRR,"  the Pirates responded in unison.

And so they traveled down into the town.  Their hooting and hollering was so frightening, people would cower into their homes (which explains why no one knew who any of them were).   They found BlackNMild's sultry cabana and beat down his door with their swords.  

"BlackNMild, this be yer death!"  Sweet Pete cried as he charged.

"Hold on one damn minute!"  BlackNMild yelled.  "I got one last request."

"Granted."

With that, BlackNMild mixed a delightful little drink from Blue Coracao, Skyy Vodka, a little Sprite, and a dash of Orange Juice.  He proceeded to garnish it with a lime and a Marachino cherry.

"A lime
and a cherry?!  That's a bit much!"

"Anyone ask you to drink it?"

Sweet Pete and his pirates stood idley as BlackNMild, one of the more upscale townies, proceeded to enjoy his final request.  After several minutes, he put down his empty glass and said, "Ready."

"Off with his head!"

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Blue Bangs was prowling the night.  As a Ninja-Pirate he was the ultimate killing machine, out for revenge.  Revenge against the Ninjas who shunned his master, the pirates who booted him, and the townies for just being alive.  The unfortunate townie that got in his way this evening was Vudu.

Vudu had been returning from a beach party, when all of a sudden he died.  That's how fast Ninja-Pirates strike.  One minute you're alive, the next minute you're dead.  It's swift and graceful.  Nothing fancy, as Ninja-Pirates are the very model of efficiency.  

In three short strikes with the katana, Blue Bangs had cut Vudu down into an unrecognizable mess.
 
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RE: Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2006, 06:20:48 AM »
Pale wonders if his fellow townies learned something last night.  We are now down 3 members.  That's three votes that could potentially be the difference in future elections when we actually know who to vote for.  With all this crime we can't just pull names out of a hat...
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RE:Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2006, 06:56:25 AM »
Wow, three townies dead already ..I have a bad feeling about this game

So much for a Caribbean paradise. I'm going to punch my travel agent in the nose when, and if, I get back home..

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RE:Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2006, 07:09:07 AM »
Toruresu wakes up, looks around, and notices that he slept the whole night looking outside through the shop's window. He washes his mouth and face, and again sits beside the window, waiting for potential customers or tourists. While reading the newspaper, he notices that 3 people were killed last night.

"Whoa...that is...incredible! ¡No lo puedo creer!"

Toruresu then looks back to his supplies, and notices that a fishing rod is missing, someone must have taken it while he slept. But who?
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RE: Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2006, 09:19:23 AM »
Suspicions!

I found it suspicious that stevey voted for blacknmild out of the blue last nght, when a wandering bandwagon had already started.  I figured stevey knew something important, so I voted for blacknmild as well.  I now know not to trust stevey

But then blacknmild was murdered!  Is stevey really a pirate?  That seems too obvious.  I think someone's trying to set me up, personally, since it was blacknmild who was originally suspicious of MY actions.  Someone killed blacknmild in an attempt to frame me

I know no one's going to believe me =(
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RE:Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2006, 09:47:22 AM »
It was a slow day at the shop for TYP--it seems townfolk are not interested in party supplies after three bloody murders of fellow townfolk.  TYP was afraid to point any fingers: killing more townies would not be good for business, after all.
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RE:Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2006, 10:34:28 AM »
... I wanted to kill him myself, stevey goes and pee on blacknmilds grave. And I know what this looks like but why would I work so hard to get people to vote (kill) him if I was mafia and could of done it without making me look bad *note to self "thank" Sweet Pete when this is over*

I dont have anyone to vote for anymore. someone *cough*not mario*hack* PM names
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RE:Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2006, 10:40:24 AM »
as maryjane continues his journey down the lonely streets he continues to wonder why he posts in italics. is it really necessary? or can he just do whatever he feels like? no caution is the best approach. in his mind he weeps for the unnecessary deaths of the townies. life isn't fair. where was the police officer in this moment? still wolfing down donuts while society crumbles around him. "I must find this man" he thinks to himself. Will the policeman be an ally in his struggle for survival or an enemy who unjustly turns him to the mercy of the courts? He decides his fate would be better handled by avoiding contact with this man. "I will seek out no man, who does not seek after me" after all cops have never been the friend of maryjane unless they needed a lift.

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The townspeople figured that even though they just killed off a townie, at least they got rid of a pothead. Though, some thought, the death penalty is rather harsh for such a crime.


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RE:Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2006, 10:45:30 AM »
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Suspicions!

I found it suspicious that stevey voted for blacknmild out of the blue last nght, when a wandering bandwagon had already started.  I figured stevey knew something important, so I voted for blacknmild as well.  I now know not to trust stevey

But then blacknmild was murdered!  Is stevey really a pirate?  That seems too obvious.  I think someone's trying to set me up, personally, since it was blacknmild who was originally suspicious of MY actions.  Someone killed blacknmild in an attempt to frame me

I know no one's going to believe me =(


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RE: Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2006, 10:51:16 AM »
If I vote for this Stevey guy, he's gonna bring a vendetta against me some day. Personally, I think Bloodworth is suspicious.

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RE: Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2006, 10:58:42 AM »
Votes Knownothing  
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RE: Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2006, 11:01:49 AM »
Who all was MIA the first day?  Mafia members might be trying to keep a low profile by not posting every day.
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RE: Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2006, 11:06:55 AM »
ShyGuy
Bloodworth
Pale
S-U-P-E-R
Mario
Infernal
Toruresu
TVman
Stabby
IceCold
animecyberrat
and myself...
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RE: Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2006, 11:12:53 AM »
Hmm, quite a long list.  I suppose that theory may not hold much weight.
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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2006, 11:13:58 AM »
Well I sure hope that the Detective and Ronin weren't baselessly voting the other day... =\
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RE: Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2006, 11:41:16 AM »
The rules say that each player must vote at least every two days or they die.  Does publicly abstaining count as a vote in this sense?
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RE: Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2006, 11:47:59 AM »
Hmmm, you'll have to ask Pryo when he gets on...

And I've thought about it enough, and KnowsNothing is acting way too defensive for his own good...I really don't think stevey is suspicious, or at least that he didn't kill BlackNMild, because that'd be too obvious...So unless I'm convinced otherwise, I'm considering KN a prime suspect...

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RE:Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2006, 11:58:59 AM »
...It does seem like Stevey's in on something...

UN-VOTE STEVEY

And Bill, I notice that KN hasn't said anything to defend himself... A little quick to pull the vote from your mafia buddy Stevey, eh? For another night perhaps.

EDIT: Un-voted. Not sure who's what and what's who.
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RE: Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2006, 12:02:13 PM »
"I think someone's trying to set me up, personally, since it was blacknmild who was originally suspicious of MY actions. Someone killed blacknmild in an attempt to frame me "

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RE: Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2006, 12:09:23 PM »
Went home to cook steak, baked potatoes and chicken flavor noodle in fueccnitti sauce. I noticed the Tv was having news on, I see alot of talk of blood, pirates, and a homo homeless long bearded wandering dude who died while walking through town nude. Sadly that's all I could make out, as everyone was speaking in spanish. So on with the meal
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« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2006, 12:10:55 PM »
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vote BlackNMild2k1 if you love stevey!


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Suspicions!

I found it suspicious that stevey voted for blacknmild out of the blue last nght, when a wandering bandwagon had already started.  I figured stevey knew something important, so I voted for blacknmild as well.  I now know not to trust stevey

But then blacknmild was murdered!  Is stevey really a pirate?  That seems too obvious.  I think someone's trying to set me up, personally, since it was blacknmild who was originally suspicious of MY actions.  Someone killed blacknmild in an attempt to frame me

I know no one's going to believe me =(


O_o First you said you love me, now your trying to kill me, and mafia day 0.5 I made it clear that I voted because of my vendetta on him and blacknmild dying from a mob hit make only me look bad not you. Nice try but you fail! Vote KN!
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RE:Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2006, 12:17:07 PM »
I may as well vote knowsnothing because there seems to be words in this thread

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RE: Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2006, 12:19:19 PM »
 Vote Knowsnothing just cause I'm hoping to get lucky with killing a bad guy. I may change later if better evidences surfaces.

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RE: Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2006, 12:41:34 PM »
I didn't read the 500 non-official mafia threads

And stevey, I'm not trying to kill you.  That's why I said " Is stevey really a pirate? That seems too obvious. I thinik someone..."  I think you're innocent,  that's why I said "someone" instead of "stevey."  If you were guilty then blacknmild would have been some important guy, not a townie.
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RE:Mafia III: Day Two
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2006, 12:46:38 PM »
hey what the hell i'll vote for knowsnothing also, i don't like the yellow in his avatar anyway.  
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