Author Topic: Mafia: Day Seven (Read 17906 times)

Pryopizm · « **on:** January 16, 2006, 07:39:06 PM »

Aurion walked up to his courthouse early in the morning to take care of some paperwork he had put off last night.

"DAMMIT!"

Aurion was upset. Yet another bloodless, eviscerated townie corpse was hanging upside down from his court's roof. It wasn't so much that the site was disturbing, but rather that it posed a great inconvenience and it was certainly not what anyone would consider decorative.

"Hullo, Judge!" said Ice Cold as he was walking by, "OH MY JESUS! Is that InfernalMonkey?"

"It was." Aurion replied irritably.

"Hey, Judge, who are we killing today!?" This time it was Breakyboy.

"That's the last thing on my mind," Aurion said.

Breakyboy then noticed the corpse that certainly was not put up for decoration and vomited.

"Breaky, isn't it bad enough that I've got a dead man at my doorway without you puking all over my place?!" Aurion shouted angrily.

Breaky shied away, "I'm sorry, it's just. . .that's really foul."

IceCold interjected, "You know Aurion, your bullying is really starting to piss me off. You do realize that the Courthouse is taxpayer funded don't you!? It's public property!"

At this Aurion punched IceCold and knocked him out. . .uh, cold.

"Clean that up, Breaky!"

"The vomit or Ice's nose blood?" he asked

"Both."

With that he slammed the Courthouse doors behind him.

IceCold · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2006, 08:46:21 PM »

Does this mean I'm dead?

Pryopizm · « **Reply #2 on:** January 17, 2006, 01:44:34 AM »

Nah, you just got knocked the F out.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #3 on:** January 17, 2006, 02:56:24 AM »

Aurion was getting rather sick of his town people dying (Hey, who's going to take me out to dinner if everyone's dead!?)...So with both Mafia groups on the verge of eradication, he decided to try and lure out the Serial Killer...He believed that if he got the Serial Killer to believe another person was the Detective, he could protect the real Detective and lead the Serial Killer into the open...Thankfully, he only had two suspects (the rest eventually confirmed Townies by the Detective), one of which was Infernal Monkey...

So after spending a few days of "being sure of Infernal's innocence," Aurion decided to wait and see if this had affected the thinking of the second suspect...And sure enough, the Serial Killer struck, not knowing that the suspect list had now dropped to one...

It's been nice knowing you, Breaky!

VOTE BREAKY

Pale · « **Reply #4 on:** January 17, 2006, 03:31:41 AM »

Bill pulls a power play and our plans are complete. See ya BREAKY.

breakyboy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 17, 2006, 12:08:30 PM »

I knew it was a power play, but I also knew that mathematically speaking, there was nothing I could do. Everyone dropped too fast, meaning that odds were that the detective had eliminated all suspects down to me. You made it way too obvious btw that Ferny was not the detective. You should have also noticed that I was trying way too hard to have you catch me. I was sick of playing the duplicitous role and had plans for an epic townie win even in the event I killed the detective. I never lied to you. I said that the SK had chosen early. I had. Your insistence on Ferny's innocence just added fuel to my fire that I was wrong. The fact that there was only two suspects including me, also tells me that my math was pretty spot on (although I was guessing at least two other suspects besides me.

All that being said, well played. Next time, when someone keeps spelling something out for you, sniff it out. For future games, always remember what I tried to tell you repeatedly. It's best to hide in plain sight. I'd say that Gogita and I played that card well.

Congrats.

Vote Breaky.

...OMG LOOK BEHIND YOU!

IceCold · « **Reply #6 on:** January 17, 2006, 01:48:03 PM »

Do I have to take part in the formalities?

Pryopizm · « **Reply #7 on:** January 17, 2006, 02:08:25 PM »

No, you have a broken nose. Alright I'm ending this puppy early.

Pryopizm · « **Reply #8 on:** January 17, 2006, 02:43:35 PM »

Pale had already been inside the Courthouse waiting for Bill. As the Judge walked in, Pale had lit up a cigarette. The stench of old smoke filled the cool cavernous room.

"No smoking in my Court," Judge Aurion said.

"You have no Court anymore, Judge. You're under arrest."

"Arrest? What have I done?"

"Over half your town is dead. And you still have the serial killer to contend with."

"You've already investigated everyone else. We know for a fact that BreakyBoy is our man."

"He's MY first priority. You, my friend, are my second."

At this moment, BreakyBoy walked in, "Uh, Judge, I'm going to need some soap or something for IceCold's blood.

"Put your hands up slowly, BreakyBoy," Pale demanded. He and Aurion were now aiming their weapons at him.

Before BreakyBoy could reach both hands completely above his head, Aurion fired "Swift Justice" for the last time. Breaky fell prostrate in a pool of blood, and now Pale's pistol was aimed for Aurion's head.

"That's exactly the kind of sh#t that's bringing you down, Bill!"

"I saved this town. It's because of me that any of us are still alive."

"Don't give me that crap, you egotistical ass. If it wasn't for me, you'd be in the dark! You nearly let BlackNMild go!"

Bill fired a fist right in Pale's gut; Pale reflexively fired a shot toward the ceiling. Aurion then kicked the pistol out of Pale's hand, then swept his legs.

Pale reached behind his own back as he fell. He grabbed a revolver he'd kept in reserve. He didn't have a good shot, but he had six chances. He started firing. The first shot missed Aurion entirely, but it did get him to duck. The next shot went just above his head. With his third shot, Pale had slightly more time to aim, and successfully hit Aurion in the gut.

Judge Aurion, the wind knocked out of him, kneeled over.

"Dammit!"

"Is that the only way to get things done here, Judge?"

Judge Aurion heard the revolver's hammer pulled back just above his head. He was totally helpless.

"NO! Stop! That's my husband!" TVMan yelled as he ran in. He was dressed in a white blouse and a long blue skirt and wearing a long blonde wig. He actually looked rather lovely.

"What the fu-" Pale started.

"My name is Bridget! That's my husband! You can't kill him! Please no!"

TVMan/Bridget then reached down, and lifted Aurion up and held him up in an embrace. He was tearful, but strong. He laid Aurion down and started tending to his wound. "You bastard!"

Pale was flabbergasted. "You know what? This is enough. I'm going back home. This place is too damn weird for me."

When he walked outside, IceCold had just come-to.

"Where you headed?" Ice asked.

"Home," Pale replied, "I just can't take anymore surprises."

"You'll be missed," Ice said. "You were a hell of a detective."

"You should get out, too." Pale siad. "That Judge and his uh. . .wife are nuts."

Ice looked horrified.

"Those are my parents, you dick."

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #9 on:** January 17, 2006, 02:46:26 PM »

Hahahaha, you win Pryo! =D

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2006, 02:48:17 PM »

I laughed out loud.

KnowsNothing · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2006, 02:51:55 PM »

What is even happening!

IceCold · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2006, 02:57:43 PM »

The ReDeads are back..

Good job with everything Pryo..

Pale · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2006, 03:02:24 PM »

Heh, so we couldn't have a happy ending? =P

Still very funny. Don't give me too much credit though. I spent most of the game investigating townies. The only actual Mafia member I discovered was SS4. The rest Bill either had figured out or we got through process of elimination.

Pryopizm · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2006, 03:11:02 PM »

It could've been a happy ending. But Bill really wanted to be wounded so that we could use that picture.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2006, 03:31:45 PM »

(Well you could have had me wounded by Breaky, yeah?

)

Pryopizm · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2006, 03:38:49 PM »

Too easy.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2006, 05:19:37 PM »

So, wait, who won? The townies? Are we ever going to play again?

Pryopizm · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2006, 05:22:10 PM »

Townies won. Breaky Boy was the Serial Killer, Pale was the Detective. Aurion only got shot because Bill wanted a death scene.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2006, 06:59:14 PM »

Ahh I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for that pesky Judge and those Townies too!!!

UncleBob · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2006, 07:06:22 PM »

So... Who was Florence Valentine?

Informant · « **Reply #21 on:** January 17, 2006, 07:14:52 PM »

It's a secret to everybody!

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #22 on:** January 17, 2006, 07:17:36 PM »

Except me, because...it's...me...

I sent posts to a bunch of people just to get their reactions, including yourself...

UncleBob · « **Reply #23 on:** January 17, 2006, 07:21:42 PM »

So then, I'm left wondering, why did breakyboy choose to kill me. Apparently, I was *way* off on my guess of InfernalMonkey - and based only upon that bad guess, I was killed? Wha?

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #24 on:** January 17, 2006, 07:29:18 PM »

Because you made a wild "guess" out of nowhere after not voting for the previous three days...That WAS pretty suspicious...

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Author Topic: Mafia: Day Seven (Read 17906 times)