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Offline Pryopizm

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Mafia: Day Three
« on: January 10, 2006, 10:05:23 PM »
Wandering was in a drunken stupor.  Despite his best efforts to appear happy, he was actually quite sorrowful.  His boss, FREE KEVIN, had been killed the previous night, and it was a tremendous blow.  In his sorrow he cried out:

"O wretched state! O bosom black as death!
O limed soul, that, struggling to be free,
Art more engag'd! Help, angels! Make assay:
Bow, stubborn knees; and, heart, with strings of steel,
Be soft as sinews of the new-born babe!
All may be well."

He was so loud that he caught the attention of a lone man walking around town.

"You okay, buddy?  I heard you quoting from Hamlet."

"Oh, I feel so wretched," wandering responded, "My soul must confess!!"

"Hey, why don't you come with me, and we'll get you some coffee."

With tears streaming in his eyes, wandering pathetically whimpered, "Okay."

During the walk to the stranger's apartment, wandering kept babbling about how he'd joined the PIETRIOTS because of his long-time friendship with FREE KEVIN.  When FREE KEVIN garnered the position of Godfather, he extended an invitation to wandering, his most trusted friend.  

"But it's hurts to kill people!  I hate ending lives!!!!  WAHHH!!!"

"See, this is where you and I would have to agree to disagree."

Wandering didn't get the hint, he was far too absorbed in his grief and guilt that the ice pick being plunged into his eye socket went initially unnoticed.  When he did realize that something was wrong it was too late.  The pick was pulled out and gouged his other eye.


The next morning wandering was found hung upside down by one leg from the courtroom rooftop.  His eyes gouged, throat slit, and bowels eviscerated.  Sickeningly enough, all the blood had apparently been drained from his corpse prior to it being hung as there was no sign of it anywhere.


As for the last PIETRIOT, he took the night off and watched his DVD collection of Suddenly, Susan.


 
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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2006, 10:17:39 PM »
Oh Snap! just to think wondering was alive and well just a few hours ago, I knew him well, atlass I will not have anyone's leg to hump to get a dry martiny
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RE:Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2006, 01:53:13 AM »
(Well well, vote off the guy that cannot defend himself! lol I kinda knew this was gonna happen ; ( I'll get you guys next time!)
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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2006, 02:07:55 AM »
Shhh ... dead people can't talk.

With wandering finally out of the picture, vudu was free to follow his dream:  quit his mindless job as a lawyer and become the town bartender.  He was able to secure rights to wandering's bar for a very reasonable price, as there were rumors of the men's room being haunted by the ghost of its previous owner.

As vudu stood behind the semi-clean counter he pondered where everyone was.  Then he realized it was only seven o'clock AM.  "Gotta give the little runts at least another hour to wake up".  He decided to take advantage of his alone time by pouring himself a Guinness.  After taking his first sip, he tipped his glass and spilled a tiny bit on the floor of the bar.  "One for me, one for my fallen homies" he muttered.


By homies I don't mean I'm a PIETRIOT.  I don't even like Brooke Shields.  

EDIT:  Wait, so I'm confused ... who killed wandering?  The Fanboys?  The Serial Killer?  The Vigilante?  Your narrative makes it seem like one of the latter two, but if that's the case, who did the mafia kill last night?

Also, I'm changing the name of the bar to The wandering_nintendo_fan in honor of its fallen owner.  He may have been in the mob, but he wasn't a bad guy.

Plus, he used to pass me secret notes in gym class.

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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2006, 04:06:53 AM »
Uhmm Pryo, the people sticky is screwed up saying wandering and pyac were part of the fanboys...





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No, it doesn't!  And damn you for noticing my mistakes!  


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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2006, 04:06:58 AM »
Mafia killed no one last night.  wandering never told me who to kill.  It was the serial killer who struck.
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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2006, 07:55:03 AM »
Woke up this morning at 11:30, I've had such a hang over from Judge Aurion's party. "Man I never knew a man who can pick a cherry with his ass cheeks, and drink at the same time" I proceeded to the fridge, inside was a note: it said " I was here at 4:30am, I drunk all the milk and ate all the spare boloanga you had, You see those cartons of cigrattes?
don't touch them! I don't smoke, I just wanted something pretty to look at next time I'm in the fridge, well that and a bargaining chip incase... next time a guy "swings" that way when I go visiting, you get the idea"

I'd figured I should start putting locks on the door, but I just remembered Wandering[\B] once told me he had a friend that was getting out of the "joint" this week,
unfortunately I doubt they'll be seeing each other anytime soon. Such is the life in this town gone mad, or temeporally insane, since it seems you can get away
with alot if you go that route.

 
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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2006, 08:26:32 AM »
Aurion wakes up late in the afternoon, still groggy from the party the night before.  He sat up in bed, staring at his hands.  "So I'm still alive, am I?"  He took a deep breath and exhaled slowly..."Another day to drink it is!," he shouted, as he threw on some clothes and ran out the door.  Halfway to the bar he realized something...

He forgot pants again...and it felt like something was stuck in his buttcheeks...
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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2006, 08:59:57 AM »
So I've been thinking....

Why is one group called the fanboys and the other the pietriots?  Why did FREE KEVIN lead the pietriots?  Were these roles truly picked at random?  I would like to think so, for if they weren't, the leader of the fanboys may become obvious....
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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2006, 09:13:33 AM »
Stan says:
totally picked at random, Bill, I have no idea who any of you are


Sorry, but the obvious isn't going to necessarily work here...  
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RE:Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2006, 09:26:20 AM »
Ahhh, Judge Aurion..... Good to see you didn't have to murder yourself today, its gotta be tough to be a citizen who was almost killed and the executioner that does the killing

good thing you got the night off last night ^_^

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RE:Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2006, 09:42:03 AM »
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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
Ahhh, Judge Aurion..... Good to see you didn't have to murder yourself today, its gotta be tough to be a citizen who was almost killed and the executioner that does the killing

good thing you got the night off last night ^_^


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By the way, this who I'm basing Judge Aurion's character on:



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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2006, 09:47:40 AM »
He's accusing him of being a townie, yes  "Judge" Aurion is the executioner as well.  If bill were voted off last night, he would have had to kill himself.

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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2006, 09:50:29 AM »
Eeep, I read it in wrong context.  I vote PRYOPIZM, too!
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RE:Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2006, 10:34:55 AM »
Stab has just been released from jail after a misunderstanding with the police led to him being locked up for a night. Due to having a creeepy (extra empasis on the 'e') cellmate, Stab was forced to stay awake all night to avoid prisonrape. So far all's gone well, the only thing is, they confiscated Strab's shotgun.

Too tired to walk home (and seeing the sidewalk here was more comfortable as any other sidewalk he's find), Stab collapsed in front of the bar and went to sleep.


I would like to apologize to those of you I voted against last night. I was #2 in votes and my self-preservation instinks kicked in.  
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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2006, 10:59:49 AM »
Hmmm. . .the latest victim was stabbed. Who do we know stabs a lot?
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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2006, 11:17:19 AM »
Ahahaha, Principal Blackman has best voice!
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RE:Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2006, 12:18:30 PM »
So far Stab hasn't actually Stabbed anyone. Note that he's a psycho with a shotgun, not a knife/pitchfork/other stabbing implement. I'm kinda regretting the psycho with a shotgun thing, though. Now I look like I'm the seriall killer.
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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2006, 12:20:56 PM »
I was only kidding!

Or was I?
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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2006, 01:39:43 PM »
Vote ICECOLD    

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« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2006, 01:53:46 PM »
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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2006, 02:13:08 PM »
I've went to the local arcade, I was bored and decided to test my skills with someone at a
game of street fighter II, I noticed that Knowsnothing was there too, quickly moving
through the crowd of people. *I've ponder why he was in such a hurry* Anyway, I finally get
to the game of choice, it was "out of order" the sign readt, appearently it seemed someone mistaken
this machine for a sex box, I noticed the trails of "seamen" all over. I left on to my merry way as the lastthing
Iwanted to touch was a fish with a bad mouth and a sex organ to choke a blue whale. I told myself "Screw this, I'm going
home" But not before seeing sir Staby using his ass as a means to direct traffic, unfortunately for him, this also means playing
chicken at the sametime
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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2006, 02:15:34 PM »
Votes KNOWSNOTHING Undertheground of subspicion at the local arcade and for possibly
molestation charges from the arcade machine
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RE:Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2006, 02:23:12 PM »
I smell bandwagoning! Vote for KnowsNothing

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RE: Mafia: Day Three
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2006, 02:25:59 PM »
Of course it's the PGC way!!
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