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Title: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: King of Twitch on February 15, 2015, 07:22:20 PM
Give Stratos and his wife some new ideas/strategies in this thread.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: ObbyDent on February 15, 2015, 07:46:46 PM
fellatio and cunnilingus
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Post by: Khushrenada on February 15, 2015, 08:10:47 PM
One word. Missionary.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on February 15, 2015, 10:40:35 PM
Cuckold.

Tag me in. I'll show you (and her) how she likes it ;)

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Post by: Soren on February 15, 2015, 11:21:53 PM
James Spader in Crash.

James Spader in Secretary?

Or just be James Spader.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Stogi on February 16, 2015, 01:08:54 AM
Get a divorce.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Stratos on February 16, 2015, 02:38:04 AM
I totally should have seen this coming.


BnM is forbidden to get near my wife!...
Check that: ALL OF YOU are forbidden to touch my wife.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Khushrenada on February 16, 2015, 02:40:53 AM
Check that: ALL OF YOU are forbidden to touch my wife.

That could be a problem.......
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Stratos on February 16, 2015, 02:43:03 AM
You stay out of my wife's house in my Animal Crossing village Khush!


Aw, crap, shouldn't have said that...
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Khushrenada on February 16, 2015, 02:47:24 AM
Time to do some exploring in Xela after all.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: King of Twitch on February 16, 2015, 11:07:41 PM
James Spader in Crash.

James Spader in Secretary?

Or just be James Spader.

Not a bad idea, I was thinking along the lines of shouting at her like ahhnold: PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NAWW!

GET ME DA HEINGDEN HOUSEN HOSEN SHOUSER!

etc.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Wah on February 22, 2015, 06:38:33 PM
COSPLAYING!
With a life sized (female) Lucario!

P.S not a furry.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Wah on March 04, 2015, 11:29:38 PM
Just saying I probaly have a better sex life than you (old) nerds anyway!
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Spak-Spang on March 05, 2015, 02:39:32 AM
How about doing chores for her and making her a special dinner.  And just be like whateves  I didn't do it because I love you.

Then finding out what her love language is.  What you can do that makes her feel loved, and expressing your love towards her in that way...even if it is hard.

Quality Time, Words of Affirmation, Touch, Acts of Service, Gifts.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: King of Twitch on March 05, 2015, 03:14:54 PM
Spak, you're worrying me a little bit there buddy.
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Post by: Stogi on March 05, 2015, 04:21:43 PM
How about doing chores for her and making her a special dinner.  And just be like whateves  I didn't do it because I love you.

Then finding out what her love language is.  What you can do that makes her feel loved, and expressing your love towards her in that way...even if it is hard.

Quality Time, Words of Affirmation, Touch, Acts of Service, Gifts.

Too thoughtful. Just break out the whips and chains and beat love into her.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Khushrenada on March 05, 2015, 04:52:58 PM
Just break out the whips and chains and beat love into her.

That's so beautiful. Finally, a man who knows what a woman really wants.

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1554652/thumbs/o-TEARS-OLYMPIC-MEDAL-570.jpg?1)

Marry me.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Stratos on March 05, 2015, 06:06:34 PM
My love life has already improved because of these posts. Thank you everyone for your wisdom and guidance! Now: let the fights begin for who I will name my first child after...
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Wah on March 05, 2015, 06:18:29 PM
Call him Zelda and a her link! :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Khushrenada on March 05, 2015, 06:24:05 PM
My love life has already improved because of these posts. Thank you everyone for your wisdom and guidance! Now: let the fights begin for who I will name my first child after...

Great. Now will you hurry up and choose a safe word already. Yeesh. And I'll name the child. It is mine after all.






















Oh crap! I wasn't supposed to let you know that! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Just kidding! Ha he ha.....
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Wah on March 05, 2015, 06:28:07 PM
I thought she was mine....
wait u banged her to Khush!?
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Khushrenada on March 05, 2015, 07:01:34 PM
No, I just turned some straw into gold for her and now I get her firstborn. But if you're the father, then the deal is off and she can keep it.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Stratos on March 05, 2015, 07:32:55 PM
I told you to stay out of her house in Animal Crossing, Khush!
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Wah on March 05, 2015, 09:42:41 PM
No, I just turned some straw into gold for her and now I get her firstborn. But if you're the father, then the deal is off and she can keep it.
Heha...ummmm... U can keep it.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 07, 2015, 11:11:47 PM
I was engaged once, it was not at all fun. My advice stay single as long as you can and get married when you have no options left. Unless you are already married in that case well good luck, you gonna need it.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: King of Twitch on March 19, 2015, 05:06:52 AM
I was engaged once, it was not at all fun. My advice

this is the part where i press Pg Dn on my keyboard
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Wah on March 19, 2015, 10:46:32 PM
Or pg side ;)
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on March 20, 2015, 12:42:43 PM
I was engaged once, it was not at all fun. My advice stay single as long as you can and get married when you have no options left. Unless you are already married in that case well good luck, you gonna need it.
Been married for over 20 years, have three kids, oldest graduates in about a month.
You, sir, do not know what you are talking about here.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: Stratos on March 20, 2015, 04:59:06 PM
YMMV on the marriage train. I enjoy being married, but it has made me appreciate the time I was single more. Glad I didn't get married until close to 30.
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Post by: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 21, 2015, 03:03:14 PM
I am not knocking marriages I am sure it is great for those who can make it work. I just am single, enjoy being single, and know too may divorced people to really think marriage is as great as they make it out to be.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 21, 2015, 05:17:42 PM
I am not knocking marriages I am sure it is great for those who can make it work. I just am single, enjoy being single, and know too may divorced people to really think marriage is as great as they make it out to be.

So in other words... You are knocking marriages?
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: marvel_moviefan_2012 on March 22, 2015, 09:33:58 AM
I am not knocking marriages I am sure it is great for those who can make it work. I just am single, enjoy being single, and know too may divorced people to really think marriage is as great as they make it out to be.

So in other words... You are knocking marriages?

damn how do I get out of this one...
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 22, 2015, 09:42:19 AM
Your best bet is to dig in completely and relentlessly defend your position against all logic.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 22, 2015, 12:02:34 PM
That would be the "(R)ight" way to handle the situation.
Title: Re: Stratos's love life discussion
Post by: King of Twitch on May 04, 2015, 10:58:56 PM
Happy Star Wars Day! Use the force!