Topic: Welcome Your New Forum Overloads - New Forum Rules and Regulations Inside

[UncleBob]

Over the past few weeks, as vudu and I have gotten our footing here as new moderators and rules, there has been a few bumps and bruises along the way.  As such, we have come up with eight new rules that all forum members are expected to follow at all times, both on and off the forums.  Any deviation from these rules will result in strict discipline.  Be forewarned.  And four-armed.










Thank you for your continued support here at NWR.

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

FLAUNTING YOUR AUTHORITY LIKE THIS SHOWS YOU DON'T EXERCISE EQUALITY

YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS INTERNET

[NWR_insanolord]

If I'm not allowed to tease people and reject them on the internet how am I supposed to feel like a big man?

[Dasmos]

If I'm not allowed to tease people and reject them on the internet how am I supposed to feel like a big man?

By pretending you have a large penis?

Works for me.

[EasyCure]

Including everyone is the fastest way to catching h1n1

Teasing hurts, but not as much as getting poked in the eye by that kids hair.

If everyone was equal I'd be earning a little more money right now, but I'm not because I wasn't equally as experienced as my coworkers. Also, because of the color of my skin I'd get a job over someone who is equal to or better than me at said job if that person isn't a minority. Thats equality for ya, aint it a bitch?

Teasing makes everyone that matters laugh, and they laugh harder than telling a generic joke.

Friends ARE your friends if they put you down.. if you were a midget caught in a tree and afraid of heights. Or released you from the grips of a giant.

Lack of respect does hurt, but you have to earn your own damn respect. It's not a freebie. The only one you're hurting is yourself, thus you're the own cause of lack of respect towards you.

Friends do come in all shapes, sizes and colors.. but so do condoms, and you should always make fun of your friends who by small, rectangularly shaped pink ones.

Being rejected forces you to better yourself, for the most part. Other times, being rejected is a good thing. If that guy that tried to blow his underwear up on that plain wasn't rejected by the other passengers, imagine what woulda happened.

This thread is made of fail*

*excet for post from Pro and I.

[BlackNMild2k1]

^I was gonna make a similar response, I see that is no longer needed.

[ShyGuy]

Can I put Unclebob on an ignore filter?

[NWR_insanolord]

Can I put Unclebob on an ignore filter?

This post violates at least half of the rules in this thread. Excellent job.

[vudu]

DAMNIT BOB, YOU PUT THIS IN THE WRONG FORUM.  THIS IS THE LAST TIME I LEAVE THINGS UP TO YOU.

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

He deserves a prize of a one-way BANNING to CANADA.

[Stratos]

DAMNIT BOB, YOU PUT THIS IN THE WRONG FORUM.  THIS IS THE LAST TIME I LEAVE THINGS UP TO YOU.

And watch as Vudu shifts all of the blame for this onto UncleBob. Vudu is an innocent bystander being roped in with an internet hooligan.

[King of Twitch]

He deserves a prize of a one-way BANNING to CANADA.

Nobody deserves that

[Peachylala]

We don't want him.

[EasyCure]

His man-nips areny hairy enough to make it in the coldest parts of Canadia

[BlackNMild2k1]

but I'm sure you have an easy cure for that, right?

[EasyCure]

sure:

- nipple-ear-muffs
- paste some pubes on there
- uh.. hm.. a hungry baby?

[Peachylala]

Drop Bob off anywhere and he will be sure to freeze like that. For better results, drop him off in the east coast.

His hairy man-nips might make the RCMP put corporal punishment on him. Worse, put him in Vancouver and he could end up in Homeless Prison since homeless people ruin all major sport events.