Will anybody be available to play over the weekend?
You're not going to believe this one. A villager asked me to catch a salmon for him, which I thought was kind of funny because of how overly common they are. It isn't like they're not the first thing he's going to catch so he's pretty lazy to ask me to do it. So I run over to the river and sure enough, the first thing I get is a salmon. I rush back over to him, and do you know what he gives me as thanks?
It's an arapaima! I couldn't believe it! I'd been searching for that for months now and he just hands it over in exchange for a fish that's as common as mud like it's nothing? I was so happy I felt like running around town chopping down trees, but I restrained myself. I checked the fish list to read the little information about it, and... and... it wasn't there! My heart sank as I realized that it didn't count because I didn't actually CATCH it. Never before had I wanted to kill a villager.
I still have my golden fishing rod by the way. Do you want it, Maxi?