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Title: Guess the poster
Post by: Mario on February 14, 2006, 11:19:22 PM: I'll start off with an easy one

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That's the problem. The big games for the North American audience are all sequels. Why buy a DS to play Castlevania or Mario Kart when I can play those games on the GBA which is much cheaper? In Japan it's different. Nintendogs and Brain Training have done incredibly well. Those games don't exist on any other system ever so you HAVE to buy a DS for them. System sellers are typically new games with new experiences. "Hey come buy all the games you bought last time" doesn't sell systems. It sure as hell didn't sell Gamecubes.

In North America Nintendo needs something unique to really grab people. So far I've noticed with the DS that the "traditional games" are all sequels and franchise stuff while the "non-games" are new. Nintendo has been of the idea that their franchises are everything so they probably think that franchises and sequels are good enough to attract the traditional group. But that's a flawed plan. It requires the non-gamer strategy to really take off. In Japan it has but in North America it hasn't really yet. After all the whole plan was in response to the market in Japan so it makes sense why it would work well there but not here. Here the "people getting bored of games" arguement doesn't make sense. It's quite the opposite here. So Nintendo has a problem where their new content, the games that are supposed to be the system sellers, are all non-games so if non-games don't take off in North America they've got nothing but a bunch of sequels which will make it harder to find a system seller.

The GBA doesn't help. After all if the DS isn't providing that much different for traditional gamers then the GBA itself having the GBA in stores is going to give people even more of an excuse to buy the old system.

It's not a really drastic situation but it's something Nintendo has to keep in mind. Traditional gamers are not going to be content to just play the same old stuff over again.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: wandering on February 15, 2006, 12:07:32 AM: That would be Ian.

Next:
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I've wanted to see Spirited Away for a while, but that little girls voice is so friggin' annoying. I can't even watch the commercials it hurts my ears so much.

Anyway, I made my avatar in Paint to go with my name, which I've been using for almost 3 years now. A few of my friends didn't even know I made it- they thought I got it from some cartoon mouse website. I didn't intend on it, but the way I made the eyes it looks kind of crazy, or scared. Thanks to Gamefreak for formatting and hosting it for me.

and to think - if these forums had a search feature, this game wouldn't be possible...
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: Mario on February 15, 2006, 12:49:49 AM: Mouse Clicker?
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Post by: Dasmos on February 15, 2006, 02:08:52 AM: I'd have to agree, his avatar did look it was made in paint..
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: nitsu niflheim on February 15, 2006, 03:37:28 AM: Mouse Clicker did make is mouse avatar in Paint. I remember him saying that.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: UncleBob on February 15, 2006, 04:19:53 AM: Errr... This forum does have a search feature... - or was that a joke?
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Post by: wandering on February 15, 2006, 10:58:00 AM: does it? I thought it didn't work?
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on February 15, 2006, 11:10:40 AM: It doesn't. Not very well, anyway.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: wandering on February 15, 2006, 11:26:27 AM: thought so.

Oh, I forgot to mention: you guys're right, it was Mouse Clicker.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on February 15, 2006, 11:39:39 AM: Quote
I have hit my 1000th post! This is a big landmark for me, as I am now in QUADRUPLE-DIGITS! Now, there are people like Grey Ninja and PIAC who have closer the 3000, but I'm on my way! Let us partake in a celebratory hive-five!

*hi-fives everybody*

That was fun! Now for those of you who brought their own booze, drink up!

*doesn't drink*

And now I will tell you a brief history of my life at the PGC forums.
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When I first came here, I was known as "[edited for content]" and I am currently under the name of "[edited for content]." This was my first and only forum at the time, and to this day, it is the only one I post in more than once a month.

When I first came here, I was unfamiliar with the terminology. People often used the word "thread" but for a while the definition had eluded me. But as I progressed in my PGC career, I learned what not only what "thread" meant, but also some essential acronyms such as: LOL, LMAO, ROTFL, BTW, OMG, OMFG, IMO, WTF and some others, I'm sure.

My first avatar was one of Homestarrunner, a popular "no-arms wiley" from the hilarious flash site www.homestrrunner.com. But that one was soon replaced by a lovely message stating "I like to steal bandwidth from others." I then was avatar-less for a while, until I got my next avatar off of some hosting site. Some people may remember this avatar as "GIR riding a piggy"

After the hosting site went down, I got smartness and opened an Angelfire account.

I had my fair share of posting in multiple sections and pointless threads, but since then I seem to have gotten…umm…better.

When I was starting to get bored around here, I joined in the wacky-crazy-loonyness that is the Aussie thread. Since then, I have become a regular poster there. I have accumulated most of my posts in the Aussie thread and General Chat. I am now legally insane. Thank you, the Aussies.

Often times, I have encountered many problems and error messages on my computer. When this happened, I would turn to the town drunkard, Grey Ninja, for help. He has helped me on numerous occasions, and also has inspired me to purchase Xenogears and Metal Gear Solid for my PS, both of which I am happy with. He is also the reason I got Morrowind to work on my crappity-crap PC. Thanks you stupid drunk jerk.

I often PM people about the size of their avatars. Most people thank me for this and change them quickly. Only once have I been flamed by another person, and that person happened to be a “VIP.” Since then, I have not seen this VIP post. I think I scared her away. Tee-hee.

Throughout my stay here, I have a more sophisticated taste in videogames, and I am now a big fan of anime.

Other stuff happened too.

_____________________________________________________

The reason I have stuck with PGC is the reason most people despise it. The mods. I welcome the mods and think they do a great job keepinf the forums clean. People say this site is strict, but it makes it more fun to visit. I don’t want to see huge banner avatars that take up the whole screen, and I don’t want stupid racist punks swearing at me in “AOL talk.”

I like the number of members, too. People say that it’s small, but it creates a sense of community that I really like. When I visit other forums I feel like an outsider, but from day one I felt welcome here. I think it may be the color scheme. The forums may not be too active, but that makes me look forward to any new posts.

I plan on staying here and continuing to post regularly and I hope I can bring my post count up well into the thousands. And in the words of PIAC,

“I WILL SAY SOMETHING USEFUL ONE DAY.”

~Thank you~

P.S. I know I promised a song, but my friend with the microphone has decided to take a little vacation to New Hampshire. I’ll get the song up ASAP, but I don’t have a clue when that will be.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: KnowsNothing on February 15, 2006, 11:50:46 AM: I don't know who that could be! Maybe it was Termin8.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 15, 2006, 11:52:22 AM: Sup, KnowsNothing...

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I am filled with rage and some other emotions that are strange over Europe's awesome stars program. 3000 STARS COULD OF GOT A SIGNED COPY OF THE ARRANGED IRIDION SOUNDTRACK SINGLE TRACK THING. ;___;

Iridion music > Stuff.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on February 15, 2006, 12:01:16 PM: Damnit. New rule, shut up if you're the original poster.
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To PGC's favourite cat lover (before it was cool) and she-males(which was never cool), who is only 19 years young.
Have a great birthday, and holiday (unless you've already gone )

REGGIE AND DR.Z ARE EATING YOUR CAKE!
Bonus: You get an extra point if you know who's birthday (s)he's referring to!
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 15, 2006, 12:13:16 PM: YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MINE! >=O

(Ahaha, <3 Shifty)
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: KnowsNothing on February 15, 2006, 12:16:04 PM: I'm guessing it was T8's birthday, judging by the whole she-male thing.

Bill, was that Ty?
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 15, 2006, 12:26:11 PM: You are wrong in BOTH cases!
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: KnowsNothing on February 15, 2006, 12:30:41 PM: Does that mean I win?!

(so then it was your birthday)
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: ThePerm on February 15, 2006, 12:31:55 PM: lol as soon as they said knowsnothing....
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 15, 2006, 12:33:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: KnowsNothing
(so then it was your birthday. I should have known, seeing as how you completely avoiding that part of the question)

I didn't avoid it! I outright said you were wrong!
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: ThePerm on February 15, 2006, 12:36:04 PM: I don't mind this one, but don't make too many game threads. . . just a suggestion.

A: Depends on the brand, but in most cases, no. Only good beer is silent.

Q: Does Knowsnothing really know nothing?

who is it
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: KnowsNothing on February 15, 2006, 12:37:46 PM: Quote
I didn't avoid it! I outright said you were wrong!

I meant when you answered vudu's

Anyway, I'm sick of being wrong, time for you to be wrong.

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Yhe last line was probably what did it...I said that if someone's going to make an anti-<random system> topic on said random system's general board, then whine and moan when they get flamed by fans of that system, they should not be allowed to breed.

SO OBSCURE OH HO HO
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 15, 2006, 12:38:42 PM: You jerks, both of you still haven't gotten mine... >=|
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: KnowsNothing on February 15, 2006, 12:39:09 PM: Yours sucks! I don't want to play with your lame quotes.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 15, 2006, 12:40:58 PM: Your's is more lame! Picking newbies that post once is rather cheap!
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on February 15, 2006, 01:47:02 PM: I agree--no newbie posts (unless they went on to become regular posters). Anyone have stevey's first post?

Bill, I didn't answer yours because you edited your post later to add your quote. When I first started posting the next quote you hadn't given yours yet. And the reason I still haven't answered it is because I haven't the fainest idea who said that.

EDIT: Since we have no open guess the poster entries besides the two which no one knows, here's a blast from the past.
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Mods- I'm dead serious here, so there's no need to lock.

I've heard several people (can't speak for this forum) worry and think the Revolution won't be something truely revolutionsary.

Well, I've recently talked to a developer who is working on Revolution software, and out of desperity (sp), I asked him if he could give any Revolution details.

And it worked. Currently, I know the media format and even about a Revolution game. (I promised him I wouldn't tell any of the big details he gave me)

But the developer told me that the Revolution, is in fact, going to be revolutionary, which is basically the message I'm getting across here.

So there's no need to worry; Revolution is going to be here to kick @$$ and take names.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: King of Twitch on February 15, 2006, 02:18:42 PM: Noble Feather. What a pisser
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: stevey on February 15, 2006, 02:32:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
I agree--no newbie posts (unless they went on to become regular posters). Anyone have stevey's first post?

Bill, I didn't answer yours because you edited your post later to add your quote. When I first started posting the next quote you hadn't given yours yet. And the reason I still haven't answered it is because I haven't the fainest idea who said that.

EDIT: Since we have no open guess the poster entries besides the two which no one knows, here's a lieing loser infidel from the past.
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Mods- I'm dead serious here, so there's no need to lock.

I've heard several people (can't speak for this forum) worry and think the Revolution won't be something truely revolutionsary.

Well, I've recently talked to a developer who is working on Revolution software, and out of desperity (sp), I asked him if he could give any Revolution details.

And it worked. Currently, I know the media format and even about a Revolution game. (I promised him I wouldn't tell any of the big details he gave me)

But the developer told me that the Revolution, is in fact, going to be revolutionary, which is basically the message I'm getting across here.

So there's no need to worry; Revolution is going to be here to kick @$$ and take names.

fixed
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 15, 2006, 02:50:23 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
EDIT: Since we have no open guess the poster entries besides the two which no one knows

I DID guess yours, though it was sorta implied...It was Shifty (or Shift Key, rather) in my B-day thread...
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: Mario on February 15, 2006, 03:05:30 PM: Bill's is clearly Infernal Monkey, I know because he's one of the few who appreciates Iridion music!

Perms i recognise but can't remember....
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 15, 2006, 03:09:15 PM: Hostile Creation, in the recently-bumped Question thread...
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on February 15, 2006, 03:39:03 PM: Quote
I DID guess yours, though it was sorta implied...It was Shifty (or Shift Key, rather) in my B-day thread...
I know that. Which is why I said two open posts, instead of three. (The two being yours and KN's.)
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: KnowsNothing on February 15, 2006, 03:41:23 PM: Mine pretty much doesn't count, extra points if anyone DOES get it though.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on February 15, 2006, 03:46:26 PM: Chibi Kuririn
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Post by: KnowsNothing on February 15, 2006, 04:06:13 PM: Cheater.
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Post by: Bill Aurion on February 15, 2006, 04:11:15 PM: Owned!
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Post by: nitsu niflheim on February 15, 2006, 04:51:08 PM: sold
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Post by: IceCold on February 15, 2006, 07:15:49 PM: Oh hay guys, do you remember this?

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You should be shot in the head. Should be twice, but the two bullets would cost more than you're worth. That was completely unnecessary.

You may want to note that Grey Ninja and mouse clicker were arguing basically the same thing, and Grey Ninja is about ten years older than MC. How old are you? Sixteen? Nineteen? I don't really care, actually, because your opinion is crap either way.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on February 15, 2006, 07:16:50 PM: And...

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I remained to see the forums overrun with one line posts with no content

http://www.planetgamecube.com/forums/messageview.cfm?catid=3&threadid=7370
http://www.planetgamecube.com/forums/messageview.cfm?catid=3&threadid=7371
FIRST POST I WIN!!11/

God seriously if you hate the site so much anymore, why are you still here? Quoted for lol:
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Now I am seriously considering leaving because of the lack of moderation.
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I will likely leave soon anyway
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Now I am sick and f-cking tired of this whole thing, and just wish that someone would just get it over with and ban me.
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I was prepared to walk away for good.
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I am sure that one day within the next 6 months at most, I just won't come back. I've done it before, and I am sure I will do it again.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: King of Twitch on February 15, 2006, 07:54:16 PM: Quote

http://www.planetgamecube.com/forums/messageview.cfm?catid=3&threadid=7370

Someone resurrect that thread, it's like a time capsule
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on February 16, 2006, 02:08:44 AM: In response to IceCold's second entry: S-U-P-E-R FTW!!

(That was easy, considering they're Arch Enemies.)
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: Bill Aurion on February 16, 2006, 07:36:06 AM: IceCold's first one is Hostile in the very same thread vudu linked to...
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Post by: vudu on February 16, 2006, 10:20:37 AM: This one might be a stumper, but I have a feeling someone will be able to get it.
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Anyone who even THINKS of eating my dog is going to be in for several lifetimes worth of hurt. That's right, I will personally break the laws of time, space, and theology to make sure that your past, present, and future incarnations will know what it means to cross me.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: KnowsNothing on February 16, 2006, 10:25:45 AM: That would be Rick Powahz!
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Post by: vudu on February 16, 2006, 10:25:53 AM: Sorry, couldn't resist.
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spittle, works every time

akdman1's girlfriend DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK

i've given you fair warning.

Edited: Sat November XX, 200X at 10:11 PM by XXXXXXXX
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: KnowsNothing on February 16, 2006, 10:28:37 AM: ahahaha piac
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Post by: Bill Aurion on February 16, 2006, 10:50:30 AM: Completely off-topic, but User #1075 is "Hastur," who ended up never coming here again after signing up!
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Post by: vudu on February 16, 2006, 10:52:30 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
Completely off-topic, but User #1075 is "Hastur," who ended up never coming here again after signing up!
That's a shame. Why couldn't it be someone cool, like Pro666?
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on February 17, 2006, 11:27:27 AM: Quote
Shut up! They're lisening. No one want taxes on video game that why the ESRB had to cavin or the ass hole would never give up till the gov. would make all game idiotic so people might never think for them self and become lap dog to what ever they want and go to war for what ever resone/lie and belive it because they want us to be retart about gov.

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hey Kamek_X just write to np say you got canser of the anis (sp?) and sound so sad that they print a copy for just you.(dont say colin there wont belive you)
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Post by: IceCold on February 17, 2006, 01:34:19 PM: I this thread (too many priceless quotes)

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is odama supposed to sound like osama?
Yes.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on February 17, 2006, 02:15:00 PM: The question is nolimit19. The answer is Professional 666.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on February 17, 2006, 10:09:20 PM: I don't know if any of you have figured this out, but this thread is a piece of cake, even without a proper search function. Just go to Google and type in..

" site:planetgamecube.com/forums xxxx"

(your phrase) - you need the space before "site"

I don't think it works for every single thread, but most of them anyway. That's what I use when I want to find a thread lost in the board - very useful.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on May 06, 2006, 05:05:07 AM: I'm bumping this thread because it entertains me. Don't use IceCold's Google search method or when you die you'll go to Hell.
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My dear gaming elite, what has transpired in my absence? Must i return to simple rhetoric and mundane 'findings', such as 'Nintendo is in trouble!' and 'What Nintendo needs is...'. Lets take a look at the not so long ago history of your favorite video game company, Nintendo. As recent as 8 human years ago, Nintendo was number 1 in the world. As recent as 20 human years ago, Nintendo saved the gaming 'religion' from extinction. The N64 was a grave mistake, if i may join the previously ridiculed 'What has Nintendo f'd up' game. Many great empires have doused themselves in a gasoline of arrogance. By believing the 'lemmings' would lap up whatever they released, they prevented themselves an opportunity to widen their dominance. In some respects, they were right. The software sales for the AAA games were better than any on another console. Sadly, they were too few or too far between. The Playstation, AKA beezlebub, beat the N64 to the punch, and with the more conveniant media , the compact disc, made the game creating process much easier for developers. The cartridge went the way of the dinosaur, blown out of the water by the new gaming gods. So, here we are. 6 years have elapsed since that fatal error, and what has Nintendo done? They have set the table for their return to dominance. By being more aggressive, Nintendo now has major developers back on the bandwagon. Maybe not completely, but thats what the 'N5' is for. The GC was the framework. The 'N5' will be the 'rapture'. With a new youthful leader now in charge, Nintendo is poised to take on the gaming world head on, with aggression, something they were missing since the NES days of old. When you are not challenged, you become complacent, content. When the star dims , thats the test of ones toughness. Nintendo is back on track, and they're looking to reclaim the lost souls of '96-2003.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: nickmitch on May 06, 2006, 04:57:10 PM: I've got one:

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I'm bumping this thread because it entertains me. Don't use IceCold's Google search method or when you die you'll go to Hell.
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My dear gaming elite, what has transpired in my absence? Must i return to simple rhetoric and mundane 'findings', such as 'Nintendo is in trouble!' and 'What Nintendo needs is...'. Lets take a look at the not so long ago history of your favorite video game company, Nintendo. As recent as 8 human years ago, Nintendo was number 1 in the world. As recent as 20 human years ago, Nintendo saved the gaming 'religion' from extinction. The N64 was a grave mistake, if i may join the previously ridiculed 'What has Nintendo f'd up' game. Many great empires have doused themselves in a gasoline of arrogance. By believing the 'lemmings' would lap up whatever they released, they prevented themselves an opportunity to widen their dominance. In some respects, they were right. The software sales for the AAA games were better than any on another console. Sadly, they were too few or too far between. The Playstation, AKA beezlebub, beat the N64 to the punch, and with the more conveniant media , the compact disc, made the game creating process much easier for developers. The cartridge went the way of the dinosaur, blown out of the water by the new gaming gods. So, here we are. 6 years have elapsed since that fatal error, and what has Nintendo done? They have set the table for their return to dominance. By being more aggressive, Nintendo now has major developers back on the bandwagon. Maybe not completely, but thats what the 'N5' is for. The GC was the framework. The 'N5' will be the 'rapture'. With a new youthful leader now in charge, Nintendo is poised to take on the gaming world head on, with aggression, something they were missing since the NES days of old. When you are not challenged, you become complacent, content. When the star dims , thats the test of ones toughness. Nintendo is back on track, and they're looking to reclaim the lost souls of '96-2003.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: Mario on May 06, 2006, 05:02:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
I'm bumping this thread because it entertains me. Don't use IceCold's Google search method or when you die you'll go to Hell.
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My dear gaming elite, what has transpired in my absence? Must i return to simple rhetoric and mundane 'findings', such as 'Nintendo is in trouble!' and 'What Nintendo needs is...'. Lets take a look at the not so long ago history of your favorite video game company, Nintendo. As recent as 8 human years ago, Nintendo was number 1 in the world. As recent as 20 human years ago, Nintendo saved the gaming 'religion' from extinction. The N64 was a grave mistake, if i may join the previously ridiculed 'What has Nintendo f'd up' game. Many great empires have doused themselves in a gasoline of arrogance. By believing the 'lemmings' would lap up whatever they released, they prevented themselves an opportunity to widen their dominance. In some respects, they were right. The software sales for the AAA games were better than any on another console. Sadly, they were too few or too far between. The Playstation, AKA beezlebub, beat the N64 to the punch, and with the more conveniant media , the compact disc, made the game creating process much easier for developers. The cartridge went the way of the dinosaur, blown out of the water by the new gaming gods. So, here we are. 6 years have elapsed since that fatal error, and what has Nintendo done? They have set the table for their return to dominance. By being more aggressive, Nintendo now has major developers back on the bandwagon. Maybe not completely, but thats what the 'N5' is for. The GC was the framework. The 'N5' will be the 'rapture'. With a new youthful leader now in charge, Nintendo is poised to take on the gaming world head on, with aggression, something they were missing since the NES days of old. When you are not challenged, you become complacent, content. When the star dims , thats the test of ones toughness. Nintendo is back on track, and they're looking to reclaim the lost souls of '96-2003.

Sounds like Gamebasher.
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Originally posted by: TVman
I've got one:

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I'm bumping this thread because it entertains me. Don't use IceCold's Google search method or when you die you'll go to Hell.
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My dear gaming elite, what has transpired in my absence? Must i return to simple rhetoric and mundane 'findings', such as 'Nintendo is in trouble!' and 'What Nintendo needs is...'. Lets take a look at the not so long ago history of your favorite video game company, Nintendo. As recent as 8 human years ago, Nintendo was number 1 in the world. As recent as 20 human years ago, Nintendo saved the gaming 'religion' from extinction. The N64 was a grave mistake, if i may join the previously ridiculed 'What has Nintendo f'd up' game. Many great empires have doused themselves in a gasoline of arrogance. By believing the 'lemmings' would lap up whatever they released, they prevented themselves an opportunity to widen their dominance. In some respects, they were right. The software sales for the AAA games were better than any on another console. Sadly, they were too few or too far between. The Playstation, AKA beezlebub, beat the N64 to the punch, and with the more conveniant media , the compact disc, made the game creating process much easier for developers. The cartridge went the way of the dinosaur, blown out of the water by the new gaming gods. So, here we are. 6 years have elapsed since that fatal error, and what has Nintendo done? They have set the table for their return to dominance. By being more aggressive, Nintendo now has major developers back on the bandwagon. Maybe not completely, but thats what the 'N5' is for. The GC was the framework. The 'N5' will be the 'rapture'. With a new youthful leader now in charge, Nintendo is poised to take on the gaming world head on, with aggression, something they were missing since the NES days of old. When you are not challenged, you become complacent, content. When the star dims , thats the test of ones toughness. Nintendo is back on track, and they're looking to reclaim the lost souls of '96-2003.

vudu
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on May 06, 2006, 07:03:10 PM: Quote
Sounds like Gamebasher.
Wrong. Guess again.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on May 06, 2006, 09:16:13 PM: This is an easy one, especially since I just mentioned it recently, but it deserves to be here..

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The GBA in all its forms outsells the PSP.

The DS outsells GBA.
Transitive property, bitches.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on May 06, 2006, 09:26:19 PM: Another easy one..

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You know those obnoxious jerks that have a doctorate and insist on being called "doctor" in all sitations even if outside of their workplace that distinction makes no sense? That would be me if I was knighted. "That's SIR [expletive ] to you!" Except with this one guy I know who owns an orchard and is in fact a doctor but never refers to himself as such and insists on being called "Mr." That guy's cool so I would never make him call me Sir [censored ].
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: nickmitch on May 07, 2006, 06:35:57 PM: Here's a super hard one:

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*bump*

Good luck,
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: mantidor on May 07, 2006, 07:10:43 PM: Perm! It has to be...
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Post by: IceCold on May 07, 2006, 07:34:33 PM: UncleBob
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Post by: stevey on May 08, 2006, 02:39:34 PM: tvman
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Post by: nickmitch on May 08, 2006, 03:26:49 PM: Keep guessing. . .
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Post by: IceCold on May 19, 2006, 07:55:40 PM: Hey guys, this thread is kind of useless if no one actually guesses the poster

We have a backlog of unanswered quotes; mine (before the Odama one), vudu's, two of my other ones, and TVMan's (he should be ban'd for his ambiguous nature). Why don't we make it so that if after a week or so the quote is unanswered, the poster should tell us who it is?

Anyway, here's another one, from a poster that has been lost for a while (I often wonder what happened to him..), and it was written **don't look, as it makes finding it easier** prE3 2005 before the VC was announced

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The "emulators" comment is intentionally somewhat vague. Usually, one would refer to what Nintendo is most likely to do as "middleware." That is, software that takes care of much of the heavy lifting on the programming side of things. I think, however, that putting emulators on there might be a good idea. More specifically, I think it would be advantageous for Nintendo to expand it's library as much as possible by offering emulators for NES, SNES, N64, and if they can manage to make the deals, Sega Genesis and more. Offer the ROMS electronically distributed (fully encrypted with a crucial chunk of the ROM missing - requiring a brief download from Nintendo's servers in order to play - Hell, the entirety of NES ROMs could be considered the "chunk"). The key to keeping piracy of the ROMs down would, of course, be to sell them cheap - $5, but better less. Providing people with the tools to make fun new games inexpensively is also key. I'm not talking about fully blown dev kits, but dev tools for a specialized 2D "emulator" that would make puzzle games, board games, and games like Alien Hominid easy to make - justifying selling it at $10 or less electronically
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Post by: vudu on May 19, 2006, 08:06:32 PM: Alright, I'm game. Here's mine again.
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My dear gaming elite, what has transpired in my absence? Must i return to simple rhetoric and mundane 'findings', such as 'Nintendo is in trouble!' and 'What Nintendo needs is...'. Lets take a look at the not so long ago history of your favorite video game company, Nintendo. As recent as 8 human years ago, Nintendo was number 1 in the world. As recent as 20 human years ago, Nintendo saved the gaming 'religion' from extinction. The N64 was a grave mistake, if i may join the previously ridiculed 'What has Nintendo f'd up' game. Many great empires have doused themselves in a gasoline of arrogance. By believing the 'lemmings' would lap up whatever they released, they prevented themselves an opportunity to widen their dominance. In some respects, they were right. The software sales for the AAA games were better than any on another console. Sadly, they were too few or too far between. The Playstation, AKA beezlebub, beat the N64 to the punch, and with the more conveniant media , the compact disc, made the game creating process much easier for developers. The cartridge went the way of the dinosaur, blown out of the water by the new gaming gods. So, here we are. 6 years have elapsed since that fatal error, and what has Nintendo done? They have set the table for their return to dominance. By being more aggressive, Nintendo now has major developers back on the bandwagon. Maybe not completely, but thats what the 'N5' is for. The GC was the framework. The 'N5' will be the 'rapture'. With a new youthful leader now in charge, Nintendo is poised to take on the gaming world head on, with aggression, something they were missing since the NES days of old. When you are not challenged, you become complacent, content. When the star dims , thats the test of ones toughness. Nintendo is back on track, and they're looking to reclaim the lost souls of '96-2003.
The answer is The Omen.
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Post by: IceCold on May 19, 2006, 08:11:37 PM: These were both
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Shut up! They're lisening. No one want taxes on video game that why the ESRB had to cavin or the ass hole would never give up till the gov. would make all game idiotic so people might never think for them self and become lap dog to what ever they want and go to war for what ever resone/lie and belive it because they want us to be retart about gov.

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hey Kamek_X just write to np say you got canser of the anis (sp?) and sound so sad that they print a copy for just you.(dont say colin there wont belive you)
STEVEY
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Post by: IceCold on May 22, 2006, 10:19:26 PM: Wow, you guys are no fun.. This is
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The GBA in all its forms outsells the PSP.

The DS outsells GBA.
Transitive property, bitches.
KN, quoting Pro666. I'm still waiting for this
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You know those obnoxious jerks that have a doctorate and insist on being called "doctor" in all sitations even if outside of their workplace that distinction makes no sense? That would be me if I was knighted. "That's SIR [expletive] to you!" Except with this one guy I know who owns an orchard and is in fact a doctor but never refers to himself as such and insists on being called "Mr." That guy's cool so I would never make him call me Sir [censored].

and the one earlier on this page.
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Post by: vudu on May 23, 2006, 03:02:31 AM: That would be Ian Sane from the MIYAMOTO TO BE KNIGHTED IN FRANCE!!! thread. I win.
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Post by: vudu on May 24, 2006, 11:34:48 AM: Here's a new one for everyone to guess.
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There is a video.
The Ring was freaky as hell.
It still freaks me out.

That girl is freaky.....
This avatar is here to stay........for seven days.........MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Notice the incorrect haiku.
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Post by: ThePerm on May 24, 2006, 11:56:04 AM: oh ****....i remember that!

is it me?

found it, Termin8Anakin
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Post by: ThePerm on May 24, 2006, 12:02:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: edited out for game purposes
There's not much to see in my room, because I use the main TV (flat 76cm widescreen) in the house to play my console games (due to the fact I live with my parents). And I don't have my own computer 'cos, my room is too small to fit one (and partly because I'm a tight ass!).

But I really should take a picture of the two Duracell Bunnys I have (which you can't get in the shops) which are 32cm tall. I have the 1998 World Cup (with adidas soccer boots) bunny and drum bunny (and they walk!). I also have two framed Star Wars posters, a framed poster of former Green Bay Packer's Reggie White. On my shelves, I have three Star Wars plastic model kits (X-Wing, Darth Vadar's TIE Fighter and the Millennium Falcon), Star Wars figures, plus Transformers toys. And my GBA. At the moment, I'm collecting Zoids plastic model kits, but sadly, I have no room to fit them in (they look so cool).
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Post by: vudu on May 24, 2006, 12:22:00 PM: That would be Uncle Rich AiAi. But it's not really fair using a quote from someone who hasn't posted in three years (and, as far as I remember, never really posted that much anyway).
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Post by: vudu on May 24, 2006, 12:41:39 PM: So I guess it's my turn now, right?
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Just wanting to share my crappy ass story with you all.

So i worked all day today....

And in broad daylight some jack ass broke into my car and took freaking everything! On top of my 5 channel amp and two 12 inch subs, my backpack full of gamecube fun was in there. I'm sooo pissed off I could scream....

My copy of ToS... GONE
My copy of Pokemon Col. and Box GONE
Prince of Persia... GONE
Smash Bros.... GONE
Two Wavebirds... GONE
Two Game Link Cables... GONE
Four Memory Cards... GONE

On those memory cards were virtually all of my game saves... The only cards i didn't lose were my japanese card and original 59... Of all of my games, I only have saves for things like Luigi's Mansion and Monkey ball...

Hours and Hours of Smash bros. records....
Over 500 pokemon....
My initial 12 hours in ToS....
All my Mario Kart Scores...
All my F-Zero scores...
etc...
etc....
etc.....
GONE!

Argh argh argh...
Sorry bout this, I had to vent somewhere... :-/

If you stole them, kindly tell me your name so I can have your ass arrested AFTER I beat the living sh*t out of you.
(Sorry about this; I hate to make you relive your pain.)
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Post by: vudu on May 24, 2006, 12:44:33 PM: LOL! Bonus quote (from the same thread):
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I know my penis has caused some driving problems for me.

Not really. But I could see how the situation might arise. . . so to speak
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on August 03, 2006, 11:12:04 PM: Damn you apathetic bastards!

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The "emulators" comment is intentionally somewhat vague. Usually, one would refer to what Nintendo is most likely to do as "middleware." That is, software that takes care of much of the heavy lifting on the programming side of things. I think, however, that putting emulators on there might be a good idea. More specifically, I think it would be advantageous for Nintendo to expand it's library as much as possible by offering emulators for NES, SNES, N64, and if they can manage to make the deals, Sega Genesis and more. Offer the ROMS electronically distributed (fully encrypted with a crucial chunk of the ROM missing - requiring a brief download from Nintendo's servers in order to play - Hell, the entirety of NES ROMs could be considered the "chunk"). The key to keeping piracy of the ROMs down would, of course, be to sell them cheap - $5, but better less. Providing people with the tools to make fun new games inexpensively is also key. I'm not talking about fully blown dev kits, but dev tools for a specialized 2D "emulator" that would make puzzle games, board games, and games like Alien Hominid easy to make - justifying selling it at $10 or less electronically
I just mentioned him earlier today, so I figured I might as well update this page. This quote is from Black Griffen, our long-lost poster..
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on August 04, 2006, 03:01:14 AM: I this thread. I still like these two, and no one even attempted to guess, so I'm just going to repost them (even through they're right above IceCold's new post and hopefully someone will have at them.
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Originally posted by: vudu
So I guess it's my turn now, right?
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Just wanting to share my crappy ass story with you all.

So i worked all day today....

And in broad daylight some jack ass broke into my car and took freaking everything! On top of my 5 channel amp and two 12 inch subs, my backpack full of gamecube fun was in there. I'm sooo pissed off I could scream....

My copy of ToS... GONE
My copy of Pokemon Col. and Box GONE
Prince of Persia... GONE
Smash Bros.... GONE
Two Wavebirds... GONE
Two Game Link Cables... GONE
Four Memory Cards... GONE

On those memory cards were virtually all of my game saves... The only cards i didn't lose were my japanese card and original 59... Of all of my games, I only have saves for things like Luigi's Mansion and Monkey ball...

Hours and Hours of Smash bros. records....
Over 500 pokemon....
My initial 12 hours in ToS....
All my Mario Kart Scores...
All my F-Zero scores...
etc...
etc....
etc.....
GONE!

Argh argh argh...
Sorry bout this, I had to vent somewhere... :-/

If you stole them, kindly tell me your name so I can have your ass arrested AFTER I beat the living sh*t out of you.
(Sorry about this; I hate to make you relive your pain.)
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LOL! Bonus quote (from the same thread):
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I know my penis has caused some driving problems for me.

Not really. But I could see how the situation might arise. . . so to speak
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: couchmonkey on August 04, 2006, 05:25:18 AM: Okay, I totally remember the first post, but who was it? My wild guess is Wandering.

The second one...sheesh. It sounds a wee bit like Pro, but I don't remember the post at all.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on August 04, 2006, 09:07:30 AM: It's not wandering. If memory serves, the post occured BW (before wandering). However, I will say that it was posted by a still-active member of PGC forums, so don't give up yet.

As for the second post, I honestly don't remember who said that. (Remember, I posted this way back in May.) If someone guesses I'll look it up and see if I can find it.
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Post by: EasyCure on August 04, 2006, 11:13:56 AM: uncle bob?
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Post by: vudu on August 04, 2006, 11:47:19 AM: Nope. Guess again!
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Post by: couchmonkey on August 04, 2006, 12:27:11 PM: Ha ha, it sounds like UncleBob doesn't it? I was thinking him at first, but I knew it wasn't.

Pale?
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Post by: vudu on August 04, 2006, 12:51:48 PM: Pale is correct! It just took you two and a half months to get it! Now for the second one!
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Post by: Pale on August 04, 2006, 01:06:37 PM: Hah, I had to resist posting this whole time. That was a sad sad day.
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Post by: EasyCure on August 04, 2006, 02:52:49 PM: vudu: i wanna say the second one is wandering
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Post by: vudu on August 04, 2006, 05:04:40 PM: EasyCure: I wanna say you are wrong. Guess again.
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Post by: Shorty McNostril on August 04, 2006, 10:39:06 PM: Pale, did you end up getting your stuff back? Via insurance or any other means?
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Post by: Pale on August 05, 2006, 04:02:55 AM: The only thing covered by insurance (with a 500 dollar deductable) was the car stereo stuff because that was mounted in the car. That equated to about a 600 dollar check for me.

I've replaced everything I lost except Pokemon Box... that stupid 'game' is all rare and overly expensive now...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Pokemon-Box-Ruby-Sapphire-for-gamecube-Super-Rare_W0QQitemZ120015498252QQihZ002QQcategoryZ62053QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on September 10, 2006, 09:57:40 PM: OK, time for a new one... this one's a dandy (It seems difficult, but there are a few clues about where to find it in context).

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You know, before I thought you were just positing the most ridiculous straw man I've ever encountered, but now I realize you really, truly believe that a negative attitude towards a console name represents a complete abhorrence of all humanity. This demonstrates two things. First, the reification of your own emotional response to a monosyllable such that anyone who does not share it must possess a set of beliefs bordering on psychosis. Second, the complete lack of what psychologists call modulation and proportion, a symptom characteristic of cult members and schizophrenics.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: 18 Days on September 11, 2006, 01:39:27 AM: It's someone talking to Ruby Onix?
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Post by: vudu on September 11, 2006, 02:56:10 AM: I was going to guess it was aimed at Smash Bro.

I'm not sure who said it. I'll try to figure it out later today.
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Post by: wandering on September 11, 2006, 07:36:47 AM: I hate people who use armchair psychoanalysis to attack people.

...now watch as the person turns out to be mod and bans me.
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Post by: vudu on October 24, 2006, 09:51:35 AM: I give up. So does everyone else. IceCold wins.
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Post by: IceCold on October 24, 2006, 05:10:10 PM: Heh, I was just going to bump it..

It's actually zakkiel (top of the page) - he was talking to Kairon, as a matter of fact..
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Post by: vudu on October 24, 2006, 05:25:01 PM: Ah, I was looking in the very similar thread that Smash Bro started. I was close.
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Post by: Smash_Brother on October 25, 2006, 10:04:54 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
Ah, I was looking in the very similar thread that Smash Bro started. I was close.

I don't think I've EVER managed to get under someone's skin like THAT... (not that I've given up trying).
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Post by: vudu on October 25, 2006, 10:27:39 AM: Here's (at least I think) an easy one.
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The first time I played A Link to the Past it was a used copy with no manual and I didn't know anything about the game except that is was supposed to be great. As a result I initially assumed that after getting the Master Sword and fighting Agahnim that the game would be over. Keep in the mind at the time I had only played action related titles so the length didn't seem too short to me. Imagine my surprise when I found out the game was not even half over and that there was a whole parallel world to see. Now that was exceptional since that was mentioned in the manual so it wouldn't have been a huge spoiler to know that ahead of time but it remains one of my most memorable game moments. Because of this I'm of the idea that manuals should be like two pages long and describe only the bare bone essentials.
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Post by: IceCold on October 25, 2006, 10:31:58 AM: That's Ian.. I think in the same thread Bill says that he knew why Link's Awakening was titled that way before he actually found out by playing it, since some magazine spoiled it for him. Can't remember which thread, though..
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Post by: IceCold on October 31, 2006, 12:02:22 PM: So? Was I right?

Here's another one..

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OH JEBUS FREEEEEKING KHRhyst

you're a marked man, Matt Cassanahasapeemapetilon
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Post by: couchmonkey on November 01, 2006, 06:26:45 AM: Oh no, I remember that one, but I have no idea who said it. Ceric?
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Post by: wandering on November 01, 2006, 06:43:50 AM: Sounds like Pro...
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Post by: vudu on November 09, 2006, 11:36:52 AM: Here's one from the Newbie Check-In Thread.
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whew that was a long read. Sorry guys I was gonna post back when ifirst discoverd the site but I had problems with registration, and I always read every post ina thread before posting so it took em awhile to get through this one.

But hi all I am still sorta new here, only been on for like what a month I think. I love this site its my favorite Game Cube news site by far. I look forward to many more great discusions (and arguments no doubt) with all of you.
And here's the next post after it.
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Holy damn, you read the whole thread...

You're my hero ********.. Seriously, wow, I hope you stay here for a long, long time. And don't listen to anyone who makes fun of your typing
I love this thread.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: Ceric on November 09, 2006, 11:57:38 AM: I feel insulted that you think I make such an atrocious post. (But you might just be rolling with the odds.)
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: couchmonkey on November 10, 2006, 06:07:36 AM: Ha ha ha, I don't remember why I guessed you. I was basically making a wild guess.

Was it...pap64 that hates Matt?
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Post by: Khushrenada on November 10, 2006, 08:30:25 AM: I think it might be Deguello. I remeber there was one time he started going off on Matt and then ended the conversation by saying anoyone that continues the topic on Matt would be banned.
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Post by: segagamer12 on November 10, 2006, 06:16:39 PM: Quote

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whew that was a long read. Sorry guys I was gonna post back when ifirst discoverd the site but I had problems with registration, and I always read every post ina thread before posting so it took em awhile to get through this one.

But hi all I am still sorta new here, only been on for like what a month I think. I love this site its my favorite Game Cube news site by far. I look forward to many more great discusions (and arguments no doubt) with all of you.
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And here's the next post after it.
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Holy damn, you read the whole thread...

You're my hero ********.. Seriously, wow, I hope you stay here for a long, long time. And don't listen to anyone who makes fun of your typing
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I love this thread.

HA Ha I knwo who that is. The top no t the bottombut I can find out.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: segagamer12 on November 10, 2006, 06:26:54 PM: ok it was icecold. he is cool. as for the other guy yoru quess is as good as mine
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Post by: IceCold on November 10, 2006, 11:23:04 PM: That last one was actually Stimultacs Addict!.. surprise!

Here's another one..
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Originally posted by: ----
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He said he bought the console for SSX Tricky, so I figure that I have won half the battle already.

Woah! Me too! I got a PS2 with SSX Tricky for christmas in 2001.
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Post by: IceCold on November 10, 2006, 11:34:21 PM: And two others (same poster)..
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Originally posted by: .....
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Originally posted by: Jonnyboy117
We're planning a Blah Blah Blah on this topic
Is Ty going to participate again? I loved his thoughtful insights in the Wii Edition Blah Blah Blah.

[Ty] here's my blog
[Ty] My life is a perpetual flashing toilet
[Ty] i'm going to kill myself or play dreamcast, i'm not sure which, bbl
[Ty] RUBOLOTION
[Ty] changes topic to 'lower-case-i sure is trendy '
[Ty] SNAP.
[Ty] the internet is a cesspool
[Ty] what if it actually prounounced "WHY", like wi-fi or "oh god, why???"
[Ty] snap
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Originally posted by: ?????
I'm disappointed Ty was too busy playing with men pretending to be lesbians to contribute what is sure to be an insightful and well thought out ideas.

[Ty] what if it actually prounounced "WHY", like wi-fi or "oh god, why???"
[Jonny] But Ty, it's not
[Ty] snap
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on November 14, 2006, 04:10:49 PM: Quote
I want AgentSeven's babies...
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: Khushrenada on November 14, 2006, 06:45:05 PM: Good one Vudu. That is Bill.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: segagamer12 on November 16, 2006, 03:36:52 PM: Ok Icecold I give up who is it, vudu, or Wandering? those are my only guesses. I might be wrong.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on November 17, 2006, 04:05:53 AM: Yeah, that was me. Good guess.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: KnowsNothing on November 17, 2006, 04:20:09 AM: hey guys the *bump* post back on page 3 was me during I believe the Iwataton thread.

you all suck
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on December 10, 2006, 09:20:33 PM: FINE! This one
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Originally posted by: ----
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He said he bought the console for SSX Tricky, so I figure that I have won half the battle already.

Woah! Me too! I got a PS2 with SSX Tricky for christmas in 2001.
..was Mario responding to Grey Ninja.

NEW ONE!!
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Actually, I am religious, or try to be, and I'm sure that if God took note of what I do with my time, He would be more concerned about my habit of trying to put porn on every electronic device that I have.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on December 11, 2006, 12:02:17 AM: I'm going to guess JonLeung. I know he has an unhealthy obsession with Stacey Valentine and toasters.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: Ceric on December 11, 2006, 02:22:57 AM: Yeah I'm fairly sure thats JonLeung.
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Post by: segagamer12 on December 12, 2006, 12:12:01 PM: I got one, who was that guy who didnt like animecyberrat and so reported him to a mod and got him banned? what ws that guys name?
Cuz like everyone here wants to know who that guy is.

(please fall for it, please fall for it) :CROSSESFINGERS:
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on December 12, 2006, 12:22:01 PM: Wrong topic. The topic you're looking for is here.

It wasn't me.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: Spak-Spang on December 12, 2006, 03:24:20 PM: This thread scares me. I expect something stupid or embarrassing I have said to show up here one day, and I will never know it because I don't search this thread enough...and fun house readers will be taunting me here for weeks on end.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on December 23, 2006, 08:32:37 PM: Hmm, the JonLeung one was a giveaway

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Besides everybody masturbates, can you say that you never shook for a little longer than normal after taking a piss?
A woman never focuses that one harding hitting stream of water to the one place that it really stimulates?
All male monkey's are ungodly for playing with themselves(they need Jesus and the Bible)?
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on February 17, 2007, 09:40:08 PM: Umm.. so yeah, that was BlackNMild.
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Post by: IceCold on March 05, 2007, 07:34:33 AM: Ahahaha, this is awesome..

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I've confirmed that "Bring your pu$$y face to my a$$" is a mistranslation of "bring your pretty face to my axe". You can now return to your daily routines.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: wandering on March 05, 2007, 09:51:16 AM: That sounds like...RABicle?

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All male monkey's are ungodly for playing with themselves(they need Jesus and the Bible)?

Fun fact: animals can do whatever they want because they have no chance of getting into heaven.
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Post by: Mysticspike on March 06, 2007, 04:41:54 PM: wow that looks pretty cool. but, i regret to inform you, noone has posted that. i brutally tricked you and my sorrows are the largest and greatest they've ever been.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: wandering on March 06, 2007, 04:52:56 PM: Quote
i brutally tricked you and my sorrows are the largest and greatest they've ever been.

There is no way you aren't a dupe account. No way.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: Mysticspike on March 06, 2007, 05:07:20 PM: im starting to think you're just doing this to annoy me now, because ive been through this, like, not even joking, like 50 times, so pleeeaaase just LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! i dont even care if you think im a dupe account, just keep it to yourself, cause im sick of hearing all this crap
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: Mysticspike on March 07, 2007, 01:25:15 PM: sry about that just now, im getting really pissed off about this

anyways noone will ever figure this one out, i snagged it from the very bowels of this forum. have fun

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SMB3 is great, but SMW was more entertaining and is the game I would choose if I could only play 1 Mario game from now on.

Ian, I might get it in the future. Right now, however, the only game I would be using it for is SMW.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: wandering on March 07, 2007, 02:04:20 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: mysticspike
im starting to think you're just doing this to annoy me now, because ive been through this, like, not even joking, like 50 times, so pleeeaaase just LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! i dont even care if you think im a dupe account, just keep it to yourself, cause im sick of hearing all this crap

I meant that accusation as a compliment, mysticspike.

...or should I say...BlackNMild?
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on March 07, 2007, 03:10:09 PM: LOL MysticGohan

And Spike, I have no idea why you would choose that quote. It has nothing remotely interesting or memorable in it. It's Smoke39 by the way..
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: Smoke39 on March 07, 2007, 03:17:17 PM: It is? Lol, I knew I'd seen that post before!
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on March 11, 2007, 09:21:30 PM: Okay well, this
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"Bring your pu$$y face to my a$$"

What the HELL is the context of that mistranslation?
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I've confirmed that "Bring your pu$$y face to my a$$" is a mistranslation of "bring your pretty face to my axe". You can now return to your daily routines.
is Ian from the Engrish thread of Lord of the Rings mistranslations.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on March 12, 2007, 08:29:40 PM: New one!

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Originally posted by: WindyMan
picture a wheel in the shape of a four-sided square

GOLDEN

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I make no comment on the analogy, I just found the statement funny and deserving of --------'s "GOLDEN" award

1) Wheels are, by most definitions, circular without corners
2) Squares are, by most definitions, rectangles with four sides of equal length (and thus four 90 deg corners)

Thus the statement is both an oxymoron and pleonasm
Come on guys.. this one is recent too!
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on May 16, 2007, 08:45:04 AM: That's pap64, right?

EDIT: Actually, it was Shecky. I remembered it was from a mailbag talkback thread.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on May 16, 2007, 10:53:51 AM: So it's my turn now, right?
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hi everyone ,now alot of you wont remember me but let me tell you you will be seing alot more of me and more importantly my idotic posts and speling.....................................................................osnah desopxe
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on May 16, 2007, 09:50:35 PM: Quote
That's pap64, right?
You seriously thought pap64 knew what a pleonasm was?
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So it's my turn now, right?
Yeah, I guess we're the only two left..

Hmm, that quote of yours seems familiar, but I can't quite place it. I assume "desopxe" is "exposed" backwards.. and so the other word would be "hanso". It would probably be in the Newbie thread, but I don't want to go through that monster again.

Hanso, hanso, hanso.. I'll get back to you on this one.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on May 17, 2007, 06:44:23 AM: I'll give you a hint; it's not in the newbie thread
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: stevey on May 17, 2007, 11:23:46 AM: chain chomp?
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on May 17, 2007, 01:29:50 PM: stevey wins!
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on June 07, 2007, 07:56:20 AM: An easy one to get everyone back into the swing of things.
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Thast right the dum *&^& doesnt knwo how to take a joke, he runs around inlsuulting peopel for now reason and all he does is bitch adn complain hes liek Ian only worse, cuz I like Ian for the most part, but this jerk just runs around stasring sh!t.

Ina few short months my record company will be up and running and we're gonna be dropping tracks rigth an left, expect to hear a battle song directed at a certain internet nerd who loves monkeys, among other ruthless tactic. stupid little kids think they can run around and piss me off (&(& all yall!

If the freak happens to have friends here step back and stay clear cuz i aint gonna leave him any mercy the SOB deserves an all out war adn hes got it now. I aint even *^*^ing playing anymore.

(ok this and other recent post were meant to vent not to be taken seriously I aint gonna give that worthless piel of crap any honerable mention in my music. no friggin way but whenever you hear songs n the raio refering to Nintendo nerds who eat monkey crap you will now know who it refers to)
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: KDR_11k on June 07, 2007, 08:13:08 AM: How many people have such broken english while talking about how they'll open a hip hop publishing company? That's ACR.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on June 07, 2007, 08:17:34 AM: I said it was an easy one. If you want to go slightly trickier, name the person he's talking about.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 07, 2007, 08:20:39 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: wandering
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Originally posted by: mysticspike
im starting to think you're just doing this to annoy me now, because ive been through this, like, not even joking, like 50 times, so pleeeaaase just LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! i dont even care if you think im a dupe account, just keep it to yourself, cause im sick of hearing all this crap

I meant that accusation as a compliment, mysticspike.

...or should I say...BlackNMild?
Hold up now, I just happened to look in this thread, only to notice I'm being accused of having a dupe account or even being a dupe account on other occasions. Where does all this come from? Will all the other me's please stand up, and tell me what is going on...
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on June 07, 2007, 08:22:24 AM: Didn't mysticspike vanish around the same time Sega was banned?
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 07, 2007, 08:49:35 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
I said it was an easy one. If you want to go slightly trickier, name the person he's talking about.

That was when he declared war on Infernal Monkey.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on June 07, 2007, 09:23:45 AM: Good times were had by all.

EDIT: No one will ever get this one.
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Shut the hell up you (s)cum-sucking c*ntrag. I hope you choke on your goddamn stylus.
I'll give a hint; don't look unless you're a wuss. The topic is located in the Funhouse.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on June 07, 2007, 09:38:42 AM: Hey, people are actually paying attention to this thread now! I'll find a quote later..
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on June 07, 2007, 10:25:16 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: Mr. Who
Sounds like Pro...

LOLFUL WAFFLE
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on June 07, 2007, 10:27:53 AM: Pro's quote was from wandering in this very thread. I win.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: Shecky on June 07, 2007, 01:15:14 PM: "Unbelievable.. You made the avatar exactly when I wanted to change it after a year of being too lazy to change the "Cancelled Cartoon Month" one from last July. It looks really good though, so I think I'll keep it for a bit longer. Thanks! "
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on June 07, 2007, 01:25:50 PM: I'm pretty sure Sheckys' is IceCold.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: that Baby guy on June 07, 2007, 01:26:28 PM: Let's see, I'm new at this, but the wording of that sounds duplicitous. I'll go with Khushrenada.
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: Shecky on June 07, 2007, 04:13:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
I'm pretty sure Sheckys' is IceCold.

It was.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on September 22, 2007, 03:51:43 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: ???
I'm starting to get a crap load of porn advertisements over AIM and I don't know why...its very very frustrating. The only places I have my aim name posted in my profile is here and slashdot. Does anyone else on here have this problem? I don't like my girlfriend checking my ims and seeing juanita123451234 wants to suck my cock and has a video demonstration.....

ARGH
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: Kairon on September 22, 2007, 11:49:23 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: vudu
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Originally posted by: ???
I'm starting to get a crap load of porn advertisements over AIM and I don't know why...its very very frustrating. The only places I have my aim name posted in my profile is here and slashdot. Does anyone else on here have this problem? I don't like my girlfriend checking my ims and seeing juanita123451234 wants to suck my cock and has a video demonstration.....

ARGH

Ian?
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on September 22, 2007, 04:10:05 PM: Nope.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on September 22, 2007, 06:53:04 PM: Damn, it obviously came from one of the 2003 threads you were browsing and bumping.. Seems familiar though, I'll look into it.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: that Baby guy on September 22, 2007, 06:55:41 PM: Spak?
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on September 23, 2007, 04:08:09 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: IceCold
Damn, it obviously came from one of the 2003 threads you were browsing and bumping.. Seems familiar though, I'll look into it.
Actually, I didn't bump this particular thread, so it's a little harder. But I'll give you a clue: all the threads I bumped had a common poster.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on October 18, 2007, 08:19:03 PM: Didn't use the cheap way of looking at those threads and finding a common poster, but I couldn't find it anyway.

I give up.
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: that Baby guy on October 18, 2007, 08:30:57 PM: Pale
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: vudu on October 19, 2007, 06:48:41 AM: thatguy got it!
Title: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: that Baby guy on October 19, 2007, 08:18:05 AM: Quote
Originally posted by: ???
Little Big Planet! Little Big Planet!

It's Incredible Machines.... THAT YOU PLAY!!!!

I did this right, right?
Title: RE: Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on October 21, 2007, 07:32:27 PM: This one's hilarious.
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The fact that you can't see that they all star prepubescent man women running around with a big artifact trying to stop the world from being destroyed, all while painting themselves up in a lot of useless cutscenes, doesn't bode well for you.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: IceCold on March 24, 2008, 02:32:53 AM: Quote
Every single member of Sonic Team should be thrown in jail for the brutal murder of Sonic. It's so sad what they did to him, first they broke his legs so he couldn't run anymore and then they took turns as they raped him over and over, while forcing us to watch the whole thing. And when that was over they pulled out a gun and shoot the poor hedgehog in cold blood.

And if that wasn't bad enough, those sick bastards returned to where they dumped the body several months later to once again take turns defiling Sonic's corpse.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Kairon on March 24, 2008, 03:39:38 AM: Quote from: IceCold on March 24, 2008, 02:32:53 AM
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Every single member of Sonic Team should be thrown in jail for the brutal murder of Sonic. It's so sad what they did to him, first they broke his legs so he couldn't run anymore and then they took turns as they raped him over and over, while forcing us to watch the whole thing. And when that was over they pulled out a gun and shoot the poor hedgehog in cold blood.

And if that wasn't bad enough, those sick bastards returned to where they dumped the body several months later to once again take turns defiling Sonic's corpse.

Mashiro?
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: IceCold on March 24, 2008, 04:07:32 AM: Nope.

By the way, the Final Fantasy quote above my latest one is by Strell.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: vudu on March 24, 2008, 01:51:33 PM: I think that's Ian, isn't it?
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 24, 2008, 01:55:22 PM: Quote from: IceCold on March 24, 2008, 04:07:32 AM
By the way, the Final Fantasy quote above my latest one is by Strell.

Damn. It was either Strell or me.

I remember that thread, heh...
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Crimm on March 29, 2008, 08:29:20 PM: I'll start off with an easy oneKI3 was probably "promised" with more than a dash of sarcasm on Scribes or something. I really don't think Kameo will change platforms AGAIN (GC->Xbox already). Honestly, it could be released near/after the Xbox 360 launch--MS claims it will support Xbox until 2007 (lol yeah right) but saving Kameo would be one way to back up that hollow claim.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: vudu on March 30, 2008, 11:07:15 AM: That would be TYP (http://nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=12295.msg161770#msg161770). Also, you shouldn't really use a post from a recently bumped thread. It makes it much too easy. :)
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Crimm on March 30, 2008, 01:48:53 PM: Yeah, I just wanted to "People who reserve a wii are stupid" him a bit.
Title: Re: RE:Guess The Poster
Post by: IceCold on November 26, 2008, 07:03:52 PM: Quote from: vudu on June 07, 2007, 09:23:45 AM
EDIT: No one will ever get this one.
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Shut the hell up you (s)cum-sucking c*ntrag. I hope you choke on your goddamn stylus.
I'll give a hint; don't look unless you're a wuss. <font color=38264D><span style="background-color: 38264D;">The topic is located in the Funhouse.</span></font>

You underestimate me. That's Hostile Creation replying to my "Smack Talk Forum? More like 'Low Esteem Forum' " thread.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: IceCold on November 26, 2008, 07:04:20 PM: Quote from: Shecky on June 07, 2007, 01:15:14 PM
"Unbelievable.. You made the avatar exactly when I wanted to change it after a year of being too lazy to change the "Cancelled Cartoon Month" one from last July. It looks really good though, so I think I'll keep it for a bit longer. Thanks! "

Is that the best quote of mine you could find? :(
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Shecky on November 26, 2008, 11:10:33 PM: Quote from: IceCold on November 26, 2008, 07:04:20 PM
Quote from: Shecky on June 07, 2007, 01:15:14 PM
"Unbelievable.. You made the avatar exactly when I wanted to change it after a year of being too lazy to change the "Cancelled Cartoon Month" one from last July. It looks really good though, so I think I'll keep it for a bit longer. Thanks! "

Is that the best quote of mine you could find? :(

Yes.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: IceCold on September 17, 2013, 03:26:46 AM: Classic thread.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: azeke on September 17, 2013, 04:21:50 AM: Should we resume it?..

Quote from: Click to see the answer on September 16, 2013, 06:00:41 PM
It really annoys me when...

Quote from: Click to see the answer on September 16, 2013, 03:18:44 PM
The kids today....

Quote from: Click to see the answer on September 13, 2013, 07:53:07 PM
I don't see anything truly groundbreaking...

Quote from: Click to see the answer on September 16, 2013, 01:14:33 PM
I guess it would be considered nostalgia...

I also have kind of a kneejerk reaction to anyone spouting...
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: BranDonk Kong on September 17, 2013, 08:18:58 AM: Yes, we need to revive it.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Adrock on September 17, 2013, 09:06:19 AM: Those are all Ian. I remember the "It really annoys me when" post because I responded to it last night/this morning and the "knee-jerk" reaction rings a bell.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Adrock on September 18, 2013, 03:54:58 PM: Quote from: ??? on September 18, 2013, 02:22:49 PM
My family had a lot of fun with it and we still pull it out when people come over to visit.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Wah on September 18, 2013, 09:07:20 PM: "Approve what?

There's nothing here to approve of. We're a part of the stupidity engine." from ??? guess!
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 26, 2013, 01:04:34 PM: You guys will never guess this one... it will shock you and maybe even get me BANNED!!

Quote from: You'll Never Guess Who on April 09, 2006, 06:54:04 PM
Here we go...

I have a sick, sick mind. So I commonly think of awful things and (typically) make people choose between one of two cases or such.

Today, I think I came up with the worst idea ever.

Taking pictures of, say, 8 year old girls and boys, in the nude, is illegal - child pornography.

Now, if the 8 year olds are dead, they're still 8 years old - and nude photos of them would still be illegal.

But, let's say we can have these corpses perfectly preserved for 10 years - and presto, they're over 18 - and thus it would be legal to take nude photos of the bodies.

The idea is to create a website of 100% legal child-like porn. All of the proceeds will go to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital (Probably the absolute best charitiable cause ever and one that I do seriously donate to and would highly reccomend everyone else doing the same)

I was also considering attaching stings to the bodies to create "sex" videos. Then, I considered letting live people have sex with the corpses for video. Finally, I decided on both.

OMG WTF!!!

I fully expect this post and the originating post to be nuked from existence....

LOL
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: BranDonk Kong on September 26, 2013, 01:32:43 PM: Definitely Oblivion.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Khushrenada on September 26, 2013, 01:59:40 PM: I remember that post vaguely. I think it is actually Unclebob or I could be wrong but considering the fear of banning, it is definitely a mod of some kind.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 26, 2013, 02:58:10 PM: It seems like the kind of logic TJ Spyke would trot out to defend his awful opinions.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Ceric on September 26, 2013, 03:22:55 PM: I have some in mind. I think its a Mario. If I saw them post something recently I have their name.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: pokepal148 on September 26, 2013, 04:39:28 PM: its so funny when you see who it actually was.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Oblivion on September 26, 2013, 05:08:37 PM: Quote from: Brandogg on September 26, 2013, 01:32:43 PM
Definitely Oblivion.

Yeah, because joining in 2010 definitely allows me to post in 2006. And I've totally supported legal child-like porn. Moron.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 26, 2013, 05:36:40 PM: Let's keep the name calling out of this. It's all in good fun.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: pokepal148 on September 26, 2013, 07:40:31 PM: Quote from: Oblivion on September 26, 2013, 05:08:37 PM
Quote from: Brandogg on September 26, 2013, 01:32:43 PM
Definitely Oblivion.

Yeah, because joining in 2010 definitely allows me to post in 2006.
Well to be fair we don't know that you haven't gotten your hands on one of these
(http://now-here-this.timeout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/url-12.gif)
besides, looking at everyones join date ruins the whole fun of this :D
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: BranDonk Kong on September 26, 2013, 09:47:58 PM: Quote from: Oblivion on September 26, 2013, 05:08:37 PM
Quote from: Brandogg on September 26, 2013, 01:32:43 PM
Definitely Oblivion.

Yeah, because joining in 2010 definitely allows me to post in 2006. And I've totally supported legal child-like porn. Moron.

JFC sweetheart, it's the funhaus.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: pokepal148 on September 26, 2013, 09:52:57 PM: Quote from: Brandogg on September 26, 2013, 09:47:58 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on September 26, 2013, 05:08:37 PM
Quote from: Brandogg on September 26, 2013, 01:32:43 PM
Definitely Oblivion.

Yeah, because joining in 2010 definitely allows me to post in 2006. And I've totally supported legal child-like porn. Moron.

JFC sweetheart, it's the funhaus.
I dont think Jesus made that post either ;)
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: UncleBob on September 26, 2013, 09:58:36 PM: Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on September 26, 2013, 01:04:34 PM
You guys will never guess this one... it will shock you and maybe even get me BANNED!!

Quote from: You'll Never Guess Who on April 09, 2006, 06:54:04 PM
Here we go...

I have a sick, sick mind. So I commonly think of awful things and (typically) make people choose between one of two cases or such.

Today, I think I came up with the worst idea ever.

Taking pictures of, say, 8 year old girls and boys, in the nude, is illegal - child pornography.

Now, if the 8 year olds are dead, they're still 8 years old - and nude photos of them would still be illegal.

But, let's say we can have these corpses perfectly preserved for 10 years - and presto, they're over 18 - and thus it would be legal to take nude photos of the bodies.

The idea is to create a website of 100% legal child-like porn. All of the proceeds will go to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital (Probably the absolute best charitiable cause ever and one that I do seriously donate to and would highly reccomend everyone else doing the same)

I was also considering attaching stings to the bodies to create "sex" videos. Then, I considered letting live people have sex with the corpses for video. Finally, I decided on both.

OMG WTF!!!

I fully expect this post and the originating post to be nuked from existence....

LOL

Did I win that thread?
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: BranDonk Kong on September 26, 2013, 10:03:24 PM: Is that phone booth from Dr. Who or Bill and Ted?
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Oblivion on September 27, 2013, 12:59:51 AM: Quote from: UncleBob on September 26, 2013, 09:58:36 PM
Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on September 26, 2013, 01:04:34 PM
You guys will never guess this one... it will shock you and maybe even get me BANNED!!

Quote from: You'll Never Guess Who on April 09, 2006, 06:54:04 PM
Here we go...

I have a sick, sick mind. So I commonly think of awful things and (typically) make people choose between one of two cases or such.

Today, I think I came up with the worst idea ever.

Taking pictures of, say, 8 year old girls and boys, in the nude, is illegal - child pornography.

Now, if the 8 year olds are dead, they're still 8 years old - and nude photos of them would still be illegal.

But, let's say we can have these corpses perfectly preserved for 10 years - and presto, they're over 18 - and thus it would be legal to take nude photos of the bodies.

The idea is to create a website of 100% legal child-like porn. All of the proceeds will go to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital (Probably the absolute best charitiable cause ever and one that I do seriously donate to and would highly reccomend everyone else doing the same)

I was also considering attaching stings to the bodies to create "sex" videos. Then, I considered letting live people have sex with the corpses for video. Finally, I decided on both.

OMG WTF!!!

I fully expect this post and the originating post to be nuked from existence....

LOL

Did I win that thread?

I think you win this thread too.

Quote from: Brandogg on September 26, 2013, 10:03:24 PM
Is that phone booth from Dr. Who or Bill and Ted?

Knowing pokepal, it's definitely from Dr. Who.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: MegaByte on September 27, 2013, 02:36:14 AM: Quote from: Brandogg on September 26, 2013, 10:03:24 PM
Is that phone booth from Dr. Who or Bill and Ted?
Hint: It's not a phone booth.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Ceric on September 27, 2013, 10:54:53 AM: Quote from: MegaByte on September 27, 2013, 02:36:14 AM
Quote from: Brandogg on September 26, 2013, 10:03:24 PM
Is that phone booth from Dr. Who or Bill and Ted?
Hint: It's not a phone booth.
Technically they both really are.

Which know makes the question why do Phone carrying Boxes make superb Time Machines? Much Like why do toasters make such great points for dimensions to other realms?
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: pokepal148 on May 23, 2015, 11:14:33 PM: Quote from: Click to see answer on June 15, 2013, 05:35:17 PM
I personally like Unclebob and Insanolord and I don't have a problem with the job they are doing. I find them very fair and lenient.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 23, 2015, 11:21:41 PM: That's me, right? I'm often very self-congratulatory and arrogant and refer to myself in the third person.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Khushrenada on May 23, 2015, 11:49:26 PM: I recognize my own writing. It's so much better than anything in Talkback. Ha ha ha!
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Silenced on May 25, 2015, 01:26:12 AM: A compliment. For Insano. From Khush.

And it wasn't April 1st?
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 25, 2015, 01:57:49 AM: This is really where the analog of me being Dave and Khush being Bill comes in. Over the course of NewsRadio, there are instances where things get serious and Bill is forced to admit that he really likes and respects Dave, and the way he behaves 98% of the time is just an act, brought on by nicotine deficiencies and extremely old sandwiches.
Title: Re: Guess the poster
Post by: Khushrenada on May 25, 2015, 03:16:05 AM: Sure Dave. And if you ever tell anyone about Steel Magnolias, I’ll kill you. It would take a robot not to cry at that movie!