Author Topic: The Wafather: Day 3 wawhaaaaaaaaaaaat! (Read 25424 times)

Wah · « **on:** October 05, 2016, 10:27:53 PM »

Breaking NEWS!
This is Birdo reporting straight from the scene of a gruesome murder scene.
Wapeacho(pokepal), owner of the pub The Rotten WA, has been found dead hanged on a tree. Police have reported that she had several lovebites on her neck resembling patterns of famous counter-fitter Mr.L (silenced) but Mr.L had a solid witness that he was at the Mush&tuck Nightclub all night and was ruled out. But who could have killed Wapeacho? we ask a local "escort" for more information:
"Yeah, I saw her"
"she constantly hanged with that pshyco Waluigi"
"you mean the murderer?"
"yeah that's the one."
What could this mean?
We forwarded this information to Castle PD and they raided the apartment she was sharing with roommate Daisy. Inside police found past target Doctor Wario crossed out suggesting that she offed him. and on a shrine was a picture of a ugly, yet dashing turtle. Koopa Trooper it appears that he was her next target. This shocking revelation shows that Wapeacho was not a victim but a Murderer alongside the dreadful Waluigi ALL along! detective Lakitu has released a statement:
"we knew we could get them, and we're glad that we could get them so easily and quickly, with this lover murderers gone the whole city can start to recover over the deaths of our heroes!"
Rest assured citizens all off us can stay assured that our streets our now safe nothing else could possibly happen! This is Birdo signing off!
~click~
Lakitu turned of the TV and turned to his 2nd in command,
"well looks like you dodged a bullet Koop"
"yes sir"
"go hope and see your kids koop, you look really shaken up"
"alright sir, but the toad gang...."
"let me deal with them! With the lover murders over we can focus all our resources onto finding them!"

Yessirry this is sharpening up to look like a townie win, but can the mafia pull a twist with a surprise WA!?
Only time well tell.

Dead:
Pokepal (Wapeacho)

Alive:
Khush
Tofu
Strat
Apdude
steve
lols
shyguy FUCKIN FINE THERE YOU GO!
mop
nick
lordandsaviour
stogi
........ (what!? his name is silence! what do you expect me to say!)

Wah · « **Reply #1 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:29:16 PM »

All the killers are WAAAD!!!

Silenced · « **Reply #2 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:36:52 PM »

This game is something.

I swear you forgot me before you edited or something.

THE HOST IS CONSPIRING TO KILL ME

Wah · « **Reply #3 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:40:59 PM »

Quote from: Silenced on October 05, 2016, 10:36:52 PM

This game is something.

I swear you forgot me before you edited or something.

THE HOST IS CONSPIRING TO KILL ME

Silenced · « **Reply #4 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:41:53 PM »

Anyways, there's literally nothing to go on since there's nothing but jokes, so I'll lean on basic intuition and **** I don't know.

Vote Mop

ShyGuy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:44:11 PM »

I'm not even listed

Wah · « **Reply #6 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:44:40 PM »

duhh dale

Khushrenada · « **Reply #7 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:46:03 PM »

Quote from: Silenced on October 05, 2016, 10:41:53 PM

Anyways, there's literally nothing to go on since there's nothing but jokes, so I'll lean on basic intuition and **** I don't know.

Ain't that the truth. But it's working so far so...

"Wahahaha! Waluigi, number one!"

ShyGuy · « **Reply #8 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:48:32 PM »

Quote from: Lucario on October 05, 2016, 10:44:40 PM

duhh dale

IDENTITY THEFT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Silenced · « **Reply #9 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:48:49 PM »

Shy isn't listed, yeah.

WHO THE **** IS ALIVE IN THIS GAME

Khushrenada · « **Reply #10 on:** October 05, 2016, 10:49:37 PM »

un-Vote thatguy I have it on good authority he is the godfather. Looks like we can start wrapping this game up everyone.

I also have it on Waluigi authority that he isn't playing so I'll unvote him for now.