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Title: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: pokepal148 on June 15, 2018, 01:06:50 AM
To Do:
Super Sidekicks 2

(https://www.destructoid.com//ul/502413-super%20side.jpg');)

World Soccer Pinball

(http://images.nintendolife.com/news/2018/05/get_ready_for_the_world_cup_with_world_soccer_pinball_shooting_onto_switch_this_week/attachment/0/900x.jpg)

Super Sidekicks 3: The Next Glory

(https://apollo2.dl.playstation.net/cdn/JP0571/CUSA11722_00/FREE_CONTENTuweWdsikheOYKZoyZNUX/2.png)

Poached by Neal and Co. Second opinion needed:

Soccer Slammers
False Review (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/review/47556/soccer-slammers-switch-review) by Neal.
True and Honest Insanolord second opinion: Coming soon

(http://images.nintendolife.com/games/switch-eshop/soccer_slammers/cover_medium.jpg)

Legendary 11
False Review (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/review/47413/legendary-eleven-switch-review) by Neal
True and Honest Insanolord Second Opinion: Coming Soon (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/47268/1/5.jpg)

Completed:

Football Manager Touch 2018.
Review (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/review/47117/football-manager-touch-2018-switch-review)

(https://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/47002/1/5.jpg)

FIFA 2018
Review (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/review/45581/fifa-18-switch-review)

(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/43913/1/4.jpg)

Super Sidekicks
Review (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/review/45314/super-sidekicks-switch-review)

(http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/45046/1/3.jpg)
Title: Re: Insanolord's current review docket.
Post by: ShyGuy on June 15, 2018, 01:25:55 AM
Thanks Pokepal, you're doing the Lord's work. I wouldn't mind a second opinion on Legendary Eleven as well :D

I am willing to finance this, let me know the account numbers to wire money to.
Title: Re: Insanolord's current review docket.
Post by: pokepal148 on June 15, 2018, 01:34:05 AM
World Soccer Pinball Is like $2. Even some poor soul who gets by on bread crumbs and an iPhone X should be able to manage that.
Title: Re: Insanolord's current review docket.
Post by: Khushrenada on June 15, 2018, 03:25:08 AM
Shouldn't Fifa 19 and the Fifa 18 DLC be part of this docket?
Title: Re: Insanolord's current review docket.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 15, 2018, 12:14:11 PM
The FIFA 18 DLC is nice but I don't know that it warrants a review (and if it did it really would have to have happened before the World Cup started). I'm really not interested in playing Legendary Elevem after how Neal's reacted to it, but I could probably knock out a couple of the smaller ones just to keep up appearances. I'm currently reviewing RBI Baseball as well, so they might not come that quickly, though.
Title: Re: Insanolord's current review docket.
Post by: that Baby guy on June 15, 2018, 06:20:51 PM
Play RBI baseball with your hands and the soccer games with your feet. We're waiting on reviews over here!
Title: Re: Insanolord's current review docket.
Post by: ShyGuy on June 15, 2018, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: NWR_insanolord on June 15, 2018, 12:14:11 PM
The FIFA 18 DLC is nice but I don't know that it warrants a review (and if it did it really would have to have happened before the World Cup started). I'm really not interested in playing Legendary Elevem after how Neal's reacted to it, but I could probably knock out a couple of the smaller ones just to keep up appearances. I'm currently reviewing RBI Baseball as well, so they might not come that quickly, though.

I don't care what Khushrenada says, this man is a saint! A saint I tell you, a soccer saint!
Title: Re: Insanolord's current review docket.
Post by: pokepal148 on June 17, 2018, 02:37:13 AM
Who does this Neal guy think he is? Insanolord is the one and only soccer authority on Nintendo World Report and everybody knows it. Either get with the program or get lost. :ph:
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 17, 2018, 08:49:34 AM
Neal is really into arcade-style soccer games. He may be the world's biggest Sega Soccer Slam fan, so he tends to grab anything in that vein.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: ShyGuy on June 18, 2018, 07:51:13 PM
I have won a $10 eshop card from something called Discord (spelling?), and I would like to use this $10 to put forth a bribe so that Insanolord will review some of this soccer backlog. What say you, Insanolord? Will you accept my bribe?

Kairon suggested I threaten you with Skylanders, but that's not my way. I wouldn't break into somebody's house and leave the severed head of a Skylander in their bed.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 18, 2018, 07:55:02 PM
You don't need to bribe me, I'm going to do at least a couple of them once I knock out the RBI Baseball review later this week.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: pokepal148 on September 19, 2018, 11:24:55 PM
So do we count NES soccer?
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: ShyGuy on September 19, 2018, 11:40:15 PM
Yes we do. In all fairness, it can be a mini-review
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: Khushrenada on September 19, 2018, 11:42:41 PM
Just give it the "Recommended for Kairon" designation we all know it deserves and move on.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: ShyGuy on September 20, 2018, 12:14:44 AM
We got another one boyz!

Inazuma 11 Ares coming to the Switch

(https://i.imgur.com/hbz4BAy.jpg)

https://gematsu.com/2018/09/level-5-announces-tgs-2018-lineup#A9HgUhSLscL5y0c5.99
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 20, 2018, 06:16:46 AM
I'll let you know now that I'm not scheduled to review FIFA 19. We're getting big into video reviews for prominent releases and I don't currently have the hardware to record game footage.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: ShyGuy on September 20, 2018, 06:23:29 PM
Wut?!? time for a GoFundMe
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: Order.RSS on September 20, 2018, 07:03:50 PM
GoFutMe*
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: ShyGuy on September 20, 2018, 08:10:13 PM
Quote from: NWR_insanolord on September 20, 2018, 06:16:46 AM
I'll let you know now that I'm not scheduled to review FIFA 19. We're getting big into video reviews for prominent releases and I don't currently have the hardware to record game footage.

I hope you'll at least give us a second review or a paragraph or two hot take.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: pokepal148 on September 21, 2018, 01:54:28 AM
Hell, you could probably do something clever with the review itself. Zach seems to be fond of that interview format so maybe do that with Insano as the interviewer and Neal the review thief as the one being interviewed.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: Khushrenada on September 21, 2018, 01:56:20 AM
Zach's just stealing my sparkling innovations. I was the one start the whole talk to yourself on these forums. I even did it in Talkback but the mods back then removed those conversations a couple times. Now, it's a review format of Talkback. Oh, the humanity hypocrisy!
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: NWR_insanolord on October 01, 2018, 01:03:38 AM
FIFA 19 on Switch doesn't let you use customized rosters in career mode. 0 out of 10.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: Khushrenada on October 01, 2018, 02:44:15 AM
Once again, the Funhouse turns out to be the place to get the real scoop on the news and where to find the true review on a game. Talkback is too lamestream. Newsradio is the "real deal". There's a reason we won all those A.B.S.A.'s back in '96.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: ShyGuy on November 30, 2018, 12:56:50 AM
There have been so many new soccer games released on the Switch, I can't even keep track!
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: NWR_insanolord on November 30, 2018, 03:27:12 AM
I'm not sinking another ton of time into a maybe slightly improved but still subpar version of Football Manager. Just read last year's review and pretend the year in the title is one higher. And I'm really not going to be in the mood for anything soccer related after next Saturday if there's yet another Atlanta sports choke job.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: ShyGuy on November 30, 2018, 08:04:19 PM
But what about DESKTOP SOCCER???

https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/desktop-soccer-switch

(https://i.imgur.com/nETLuR9.jpg)
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: NWR_insanolord on November 30, 2018, 08:20:02 PM
Wow, I'd never even heard of that.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: nickmitch on December 01, 2018, 03:20:51 PM
Now that you have, when can we expect the review?
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: pokepal148 on September 08, 2020, 12:12:57 AM
What we really need is a review for Captain Tsubasa: Rise of New Champions.

(https://static.bandainamcoent.eu/high/captain-tsubasa/00-page-setup/CAPTSU_GameBanner_1280x720_Mobile.jpg)

Get on it Insanolord.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: pokepal148 on October 24, 2020, 04:16:13 AM
It was really considerate of EA to make Fifa 2021 on Switch literally just the exact same game with just a roster update (as opposed to just being practically the same game like in previous years) so our good friend Insanolord has a shot at getting a review on the site.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: NWR_insanolord on October 24, 2020, 04:21:06 AM
Nope, I bought it on Xbox One, where they actually made some pretty substantial improvements to the career mode, which is the only part I care about.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: nickmitch on October 26, 2020, 04:51:49 PM
Games Journalism is dead.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: pokepal148 on October 26, 2020, 06:27:46 PM
Look, what if the FIFA Switch team is trapped in a groundhog day style time loop and only by having Insanolord post a review of one of their games on the site will the cycle be broken and they'll be able to make a new game.
Title: Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
Post by: MASB on November 01, 2020, 07:35:18 PM
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And I'm really not going to be in the mood for anything soccer related after next Saturday if there's yet another Atlanta sports choke job.

Atlanta United actually came through and still no reviews (unless I missed them ;) )!

All insanolord has to do is repost his FIFA 18 review and change the number to 21. It'll be accurate and may create a tear in the spacetime fabric that will allow the FIFA developers to break out of their time loop and put effort towards Switch games again. It may also have the side benefit of reversing Odell Beckham's season-ending injury. Who can say?

Do it for the devs, insanolord! Do it for the Browns!