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How do you feel about him after reading this post:

POS for sure
6 (17.6%)
He's not bad, still has a terrible username though
9 (26.5%)
I'll kick his ass if i'm ever in Redmond, WA
6 (17.6%)
who?
6 (17.6%)
POS for sure (extra vote for good measure)
7 (20.6%)

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Offline EasyCure

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DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« on: November 18, 2008, 08:59:27 PM »
Title says it all folks, big ol pile a crap.

Why you ask?

Well he sent me a spare Okami cover (the ones Capcom offered way back when) and although it arrived last night, i didnt open it today. After a long hard day of work i come home to warm up a bit, decide to open the package and see this beautiful artwork on a dvd case that will replace my fugly "9.5 out of 10 -Play" cover. I should of just put it down, but i didnt.. i decided to open it up for some reason and what do i see?

The sick **** printed out a picture of (what i think is) a man holding his anus open.

Yes, you read that right.

I laughed at first, but then it hit me that what i saw will never be unseen. Worst part of it all? I was about to eat dinner you sick sonofabitch! Now i'm scarred for laugh AND starving, thats a double whammy!

Now, because of him i'll have to send said photo along to vudu with his Pikmin, or maybe Maxi if/when i get around to letting him borrow my copy of Pikmin. Sorry fellas, it has to be done.

or i can just send it to Unclebob to get back at him for mannipple
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2008, 09:17:00 PM »
EasyCure check your PMs.
Maxi is dead. I killed him and took his posts and changed genders.
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2008, 09:18:08 PM »
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2008, 09:19:40 PM »
The joke is on EC, that was the cover Capcom sent out. Don't be harshing on DAaa Man!
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2008, 09:30:25 PM »
Bravo!
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2008, 09:56:35 PM »
You've really never seen Goatse before?
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2008, 10:02:54 PM »
No, never.. is that really what it is?? Ugh

By the way vudu, looks like Maxi wants the photo since he just sent me a PM with his address, looks like you're safe (though I guess you wouldn't be as disgusted with the pic as I was.
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2008, 10:12:46 PM »
No, never.. is that really what it is?? Ugh

I envied you.  I use past tense because you're just as damaged as the rest of us.  ;)

By the way vudu, looks like Maxi wants the photo since he just sent me a PM with his address

That's ... disturbing.  Quite disturbing.

looks like you're safe (though I guess you wouldn't be as disgusted with the pic as I was.

;D  Do you remember when I changed my user name a few weeks ago?  I have the damn thing burned into my brain for all time.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2008, 10:17:19 PM »
Easycure did you even read the title of the PM.No I don't want the photo.
Maxi is dead. I killed him and took his posts and changed genders.
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2008, 10:24:34 PM »
Vudu: no I don't remember lol

Maxi: no I didn't lol I rarely ever read titles of PMs. Have you ever seen this "goatse" before??
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2008, 10:27:46 PM »
He will soon!
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2008, 10:39:34 PM »
No I haven't heard of this stuff.
 If you read the PM the word Pikmin was in it and also the title.
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2008, 10:54:28 PM »
He will soon!

yes, yes he will :-D

No I haven't heard of this stuff.
 If you read the PM the word Pikmin was in it and also the title.

Actually it wasnt. All it said was "Pikmin" and...

OK I am all situated with my new place.

Send Pikmin to

Daniel Maxi
1313 Mockingbird Lane
Anytown, USA


When I am done I will contact you via PM about the shipping destination.

which, i just realized doesn't make much sense. You PM me saying you're done getting settled into your new place and send me the shipping details, then end the PM saying you'll let me know when you're done and that you'll send me th e shipping details..

You're crazy maxi!
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2008, 11:12:40 PM »
I said shipping destination. I meant I will get where I have to send it to after I am done with the game.Meaning Where you live.So I can send back Pikmin.
Maxi is dead. I killed him and took his posts and changed genders.
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I'm happy with thinking pokepal148 is just eating a stick of butter. It seems about right for him. I don't need no stinking facts.

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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2008, 11:20:10 PM »
oh. vudu was right, i have no reading comprehension lol

still though, no where in that PM did you mention not wanting the picture. Its aaallll yours buddy ;)
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2008, 11:48:13 PM »
I don't want it!
Send it to Uncle Bob
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2008, 11:56:10 PM »
Goatse is yesterday's news. Do a Google search for Mr Hands, and check the first link, then get back to me.
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2008, 01:23:05 AM »
nono brandogg, never have i heard anybody getting goatsexed through traditional mail. genius! DaAaman is THE MAN. big props.
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2008, 01:37:06 AM »
I just gotta find an inexpensive way to Rick Roll someone like that.
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2008, 02:33:44 AM »
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What he said.

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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2008, 04:07:37 AM »
I don't see the problem here.

He still sent you a replacement Okami cover!

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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2008, 04:23:31 AM »
You hadn't seen Goatse before?
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2008, 08:53:37 AM »
daaman owns. Makes me feel bad about owning him in TF2 all the time

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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2008, 09:57:28 AM »
You hadn't seen Goatse before?

No never. I havent even..wait nevermind (pre-post edit)



I don't want it!
Send it to Uncle Bob

YES YOU DO
i'll make a copy for him though

nono brandogg, never have i heard anybody getting goatsexed through traditional mail. genius! DaAaman is THE MAN. big props.

I agree with this statement now that i'm over the initial disgust over it. Bravo Alex.

I just gotta find an inexpensive way to Rick Roll someone like that.

I'll get together a tribute band to do this for a small fee!
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Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2008, 01:12:53 PM »
So kids, this is why you never give your address out to strangers on the Internet.
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