Topic: Mafia LXIV: Day 1

[pokepal148]

I am a Cute and Fuzzy Kitten.

I am so cute and cuddly and luvable and I don't see why anyone would want to lay a finger on me... you wany proof? Here's a picture:



Now you see, I'm just wandering around minding my own business when all of a sudden this really loud obnoxious guy comes in with a soccer ball and kicks it right into my face, here, I have photographic proof:


That man was named Khushrenada, who then proceeded to kick the ball right past my face and then began screaming while doing some sort of scary dance.

I'm going to go ahead and vote khushrenada for now although I am inclined to believe that our little incident may have been an accident. A little catnip or a treat might help with that, *hint hint*

Now, I need a lap to sit on. Would someone be so nice and help A Cute and Fuzzy Kitten in need.

Hey referee. Can't you see me rolling in pain on the grass? This player bites and scratches. Yeah, I know I'm describing every soccer player. Well, this one is also a cat. Does that clear it up for you? Give him a red card. Boot him from the game for this unsportsmanlike behaviour. Oh, you won't, eh? Well, it's lucky for you that God has performed a miracle today and miraculously healed me from the injuries he did to me. Yeah, I'm alright now. No thanks to you. Clearly, God is unhappy with your call and has seen fit to keep me in the game and rectify this injustice.

I regret to inform you that my claws were recently trimmed, I doubt they could cut through your sock and still do damage to your delicate skin but that doesn't matter because as recorded by the news media you mentioned I immediately scurried off and hid in the sidelines.

After all blood tends to clash with my cuteness and I am a cute and fuzzy kitten

[ShyGuy]

Enough of this horsing around, we should get back to the ball game. THE GOOFY BALL game.

[Khushrenada]

Well, I'm off to see Dumb and Dumber To. Not sure if I make it past the first day and I don't really care that much either. Everyone knows that if I die, the game becomes much less interesting so if that's what you want, so be it. You don't need to vote with me. You can vote for someone else to save me but that's on you to decide if you can live with the consequences on acting or not acting to help me. I leave you with this message:

[Wah]

Vote lolmonade
Let's play Auraball!

[Stratos]

Vote Stratos

He knows what he did!

Or at least, I hope he knows, because I can't remember.

What did I do this time? Or are you still holding a grudge from like five games ago?

[RedBlue]

vote lolmonade

[Stratos]

Tempted to get on this lolmonade bandwagon but I'm skeptical of it's legitimacy.

[Wah]

This is soccer, nothing's legit

[lolmonade]

Not quite sure what's creating this bandwagon vote against me.  Like usual, I question Khush's motives, but now that he's voting against someone else, I have to hold my vote against him because he's the next highest vote.

[Stratos]

Vote nickmitch because I don't buy this lolmonade bandwagon.

[Shaymin]

This game's so corrupt already we're moving it to Qatar and finishing it in 2022.

Vote Lucariofan on general principles.

[Stratos]

Vote Lucariofan for the sake of conformity... and because I feel back voting nickmitch since people always gang up on him as "guilty" when he is not.

[pokepal148]

I smell something a bit fishy about Khush's sudden vote change, although maybe it is fish, I like fish.

[RedBlue]

This game's so corrupt already we're moving it to Qatar and finishing it in 2022.

Vote Lucariofan on general principles.

Don't get FIFA involved shush, they will kick out the mls

[RedBlue]

All this talk has made me thirsty for some cold refreshing bud light.

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[NWR_insanolord]

All this talk has made me thirsty for some cold refreshing bud light.

PROUD sponsor of MLS.

They actually just switched the official beer of MLS to Heineken, so your plug is out of date.

And yes, I did screw up the date there, I apologize. I meant the 18th, today, so you've got 15 minutes.

[RedBlue]

All this talk has made me thirsty for some cold refreshing bud light.

PROUD sponsor of MLS.

They actually just switched the official beer of MLS to Heineken, so your plug is out of date.

And yes, I did screw up the date there, I apologize. I meant the 18th, today, so you've got 15 minutes.

I was looking at http://m.mlssoccer.com/sponsors. But don't worry don't let mayhem happen because you are in good hands with allstate.

Proud sponsor of this post and the MLS

[NWR_insanolord]

That switch may not go into effect until next season. Anyway, the day is over, so get your night actions in in the next hour if you haven't already done so.