Community Forums => NWR Forums Discord => Topic started by: GoldenPhoenix on October 13, 2009, 06:15:35 PM
Title: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on October 13, 2009, 06:15:35 PM
The streak continues!
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Post by: that Baby guy on October 13, 2009, 06:17:40 PM
My record is probably somewhere up there, like this one. And yet, I don't try to destroy the funhouse over it >:|
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Post by: Stogi on October 13, 2009, 06:18:50 PM
Just because no one has offered to buy you a drink, doesn't mean your scary looking.
wait wait...I'm getting word now...
I'm sorry, it in fact does.
Title: Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on October 13, 2009, 06:21:34 PM
Time since playing a PS3 game on my PS3 - 117 days and counting!
Since playing a disk based game on my Xbox 360? 48 days
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Post by: Mop it up on October 13, 2009, 07:13:26 PM
That's pretty good GoldenPhoenix. I don't think I have the willpower for that, strawberry daiquiris are too good. Early August was the last time I got tipsy at a family get-together, so... about two months for me I guess?
Unless you're talking about illegal drugs, in which case I've never touched the stuff.
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Post by: Stogi on October 13, 2009, 07:17:41 PM
but illegal is so much PHHHUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 13, 2009, 07:28:31 PM
Days since GoldenPhoenix has been any fun? We have no reference point to start from.
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Post by: stevey on October 13, 2009, 07:31:14 PM
I've only been sober‡ for 7,169 days, does that make me an alcoholic?
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Post by: ThePerm on October 13, 2009, 08:16:46 PM
so golden phoenix is like 26?
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on October 13, 2009, 08:23:04 PM
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Post by: that Baby guy on October 13, 2009, 08:29:08 PM
Your public profile says you're 12. Isn't that illegal?
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Post by: ThePerm on October 13, 2009, 08:31:25 PM
im still wondering if she's real...her myspace doesnt even have pictures....
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Post by: Stratos on October 13, 2009, 09:19:16 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
I remember last time Mop it up was drunk. We played Animal Crossing and she kept wailing for Maxi and I. Someone got pics and multiple people witnessed the event. Really funny. Who'd have thought that AC was such a social drinking game?
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Post by: that Baby guy on October 13, 2009, 09:23:54 PM
Every time someone catches something that's worth over 5000 bells, you take a hit. That's not how you all had been playing when I played you?
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Post by: Mop it up on October 13, 2009, 09:24:18 PM
Quit spreading rumours, I was tipsy, not drunk.
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Post by: Stogi on October 13, 2009, 09:28:00 PM
He's not spreading romours; just one.
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Post by: Khushrenada on October 13, 2009, 09:51:45 PM
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Post by: Stogi on October 13, 2009, 10:10:55 PM
No ****.
I got glass full of that yak and a dubie in my ear just begging to be lit up. But I'm waiting...waiting till later.
Title: Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
Post by: EasyCure on October 14, 2009, 09:04:29 AM
So GP, are you one of these annoying straight-edge people that instead of just living life the way YOU want to by not putting certain substances in YOUR body because YOU choose not to that goes around telling OTHER people how fucked they are for doing something different to THEIR bodies (and minds)??
Just curious.
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Post by: Dasmos on October 14, 2009, 09:22:19 AM
one time i brought beer to some chick's house who said i couldn't bring beer into her house because she didn't drink and she hated the stuff. i then shotgunned the beers in about 4 minutes on her doorstep then went in.
best blind date ever.
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Post by: EasyCure on October 14, 2009, 09:23:38 AM
one time i brought beer to some chick's house who said i couldn't bring beer into her house because she didn't drink and she hated the stuff. i then shotgunned the beers in about 4 minutes on her doorstep then went in.
best blind date ever.
You sexy crazy bastard
Title: Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on October 14, 2009, 12:17:27 PM
So GP, are you one of these annoying straight-edge people that instead of just living life the way YOU want to by not putting certain substances in YOUR body because YOU choose not to that goes around telling OTHER people how fucked they are for doing something different to THEIR bodies (and minds)??
Just curious.
This is the funhouse, serious talk is not allowed here. If you want to know my reasons ask me in private.
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Post by: EasyCure on October 14, 2009, 01:49:49 PM
You know, you're right (whoa about time!) This IS the funhouse... so I'll just continue not giving a crap and having some fun around here.
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on October 14, 2009, 02:11:50 PM
Who's blood are we drinking, GP? Any unsuspecting men that you are stalking and preparing for their doom? We need to warn everyone in the area.
Well lets just say I am totally against others who drink in excess and who use illegal substances because it isn't good for my health.
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Post by: Stratos on October 14, 2009, 03:16:30 PM
I'm sure there aren't any hidden health properties to human male blood.
And if you drink the blood of a highly intoxicated man, then you could get drunk off of their high BAC level.
I need to warn your boyfriends that their affectionate nicknames have just become 'Breakfast', 'Lunch' and 'Dinner'. ;)
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 14, 2009, 04:09:40 PM
SO she would rather drink the blood of the intoxicated.
"I would like about 9 oz of O+, preferrably with a BAC of .10..... hold the hepatitis and no anemia please."
But I bet you couldn't handle this guys blood (http://www.videosift.com/video/Kids-don-t-do-drugs-and-then-go-to-the-store), might make you dizzy and discombobulated.
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Post by: Mop it up on October 14, 2009, 06:16:47 PM
I never thought I'd be disgusted of a thread made by GoldenPhoenix.
Title: Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,574 days.
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on October 14, 2009, 06:23:23 PM
I never thought I'd be disgusted of a thread made by GoldenPhoenix.
Mop_it_up disgusted by Sober peoples?
No, I was talking about that little off-topic discussion which just took place there.
Very much on topic. Need to get the message out that a high blood alcohol level is not good for my health.
Title: Re: Ask GP about being a Vampire.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 14, 2009, 06:49:11 PM
Since we are on the Topic of GP is a Vampire, I have a legitimate question, and I would like you to seriously answer it. It's a 2 parter, so please answer the 2nd as if the 1st were true.
Setup: Vampire get not so much aroused as anxious at the sight and smell of blood. They are also known to be very sexual by nature. Q: Do Vampire women get their period? And assuming they do, is that time of the month like a dog in heat, where the men have an uncontrollable urge to get to the source, which incidentally happens to be a source of pleasure for both parties involved?
Title: Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on October 14, 2009, 06:59:51 PM
Since we are on the Topic of GP is a Vampire, I have a legitimate question, and I would like you to seriously answer it. It's a 2 parter, so please answer the 2nd as if the 1st were true.
Setup: Vampire get not so much aroused as anxious at the sight and smell of blood. They are also known to be very sexual by nature. Q: Do Vampire women get their period? And assuming they do, is that time of the month like a dog in heat, where the men have an uncontrollable urge to get to the source, which incidentally happens to be a source of pleasure for both parties involved?
Sorry Vampires are technically dead running on the lifeblood of other human beings. Their bodies are technically dead. Then again it depends on which variation of Vampires you are talking about from various sources. Also since Vampire women cannot have babies there is no need for a menstruation cycle. Just like the men vampires probably don't....nevermind!
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Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 14, 2009, 07:00:13 PM
"do the dude vampires really ... the period ...?"
DO NOT GO DOWN THAT DARK PATH
Title: Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 14, 2009, 07:03:18 PM
I brought a flashlight, and plenty of batteries. Not so dark anymore.
Title: Re: How long can GoldenPhoenix stay sober? 9,575 days.
Post by: EasyCure on October 14, 2009, 07:09:14 PM
Since we are on the Topic of GP is a Vampire, I have a legitimate question, and I would like you to seriously answer it. It's a 2 parter, so please answer the 2nd as if the 1st were true.
Setup: Vampire get not so much aroused as anxious at the sight and smell of blood. They are also known to be very sexual by nature. Q: Do Vampire women get their period? And assuming they do, is that time of the month like a dog in heat, where the men have an uncontrollable urge to get to the source, which incidentally happens to be a source of pleasure for both parties involved?
Sorry Vampires are technically dead running on the lifeblood of other human beings. Their bodies are technically dead. Then again it depends on which variation of Vampires you are talking about from various sources. Also since Vampire women cannot have babies there is no need for a menstruation cycle. Just like the men vampires probably don't....nevermind!
That is what I want answered about the 4th Twilight book. How in the world can a bloodless being like a male vampire get...you know... ;)
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 15, 2009, 04:00:56 AM
I more shocked that you are reading the Twilight books. and already read upto the 4th one. I didn't even know there were 4 books. That better not translate into 4 movies.
Oh and BTW, from what I seen of the Twilight movie, those are not vampires. they are something much more... um, how you say... pansy.
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Post by: Stratos on October 15, 2009, 04:03:40 AM
I read all four Twilight books. The ladies love them. Good to know them.
Not bad stories actually, though I agree, the vampires are all wrong in that series. Vampires. Do. Not. Sparkle. Period.
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Post by: Mop it up on October 15, 2009, 04:18:33 AM
I'm so tired that I kind of feel like I'm drunk. Does that count as not being sober?
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 15, 2009, 04:34:22 AM
