Greetings Markarths!
I would have been here earlier, but I was swamped with kusoge this week. As a hunter and adventurer used to taking on tough jobs, I was tasked with harvesting the life essence of underwater boats. Fighting dogfish with fire rays is not easy, let me tell you. They have a habit of popping up right next to you, without warning.
There appears to be some conspiracy going on, despite the head of the Markarth Chamber of Commerce's protestations to the contrary. I keep hearing rumors about Linde, Man of Jon, a grizzled warrior reputed to always finish what he starts. Does he wield his famed Cross Blade X, Skyrim's Most Powerful Sword™, for good or is he forsworn to evil?