Author Topic: I've got a sandwich (Read 4418 times)

Mario · « **on:** November 14, 2008, 12:19:06 AM »

I bought some bread and some meat and salad, and made a sandwich. Should I eat it?

RABicle · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2008, 01:41:08 AM »

No. Buy a pineapple instead.

Mario · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2008, 02:50:50 AM »

Then what?

Shift Key · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2008, 03:59:49 AM »

Eat the bloody pineapple! Christ, do you struggle with putting on pants too?

Plugabugz · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2008, 05:48:32 AM »

Don't forget to look at it with puppy eyes first.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2008, 07:11:56 AM »

Stare at the pineapple until it grows legs and walks into your mouth!

Mario · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2008, 08:05:13 AM »

Well I waited for an hour and the pineapple didn't do anything so I took the plunge and ate it. What did it taste like anyone know?

Plugabugz · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2008, 08:26:52 AM »

Moist?

EasyCure · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2008, 09:41:22 AM »

at least you didnt go the Paris Hilton route...

nickmitch · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2008, 10:40:06 AM »

I was gonna suggest that he hollow it out and live inside, maybe move to a more scenic locale.

EasyCure · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2008, 10:52:36 AM »

sea-nic location?

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2008, 11:09:15 AM »

Paris Hilton's bikini bottom?

EasyCure · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2008, 01:32:59 PM »

Seinfeld's Elaine Contraceptive Sponge(Bob)

nickmitch · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2008, 01:59:03 PM »

Huey Lewis and the News' It's Hip To Be Square(pants)

ThePerm · « **Reply #14 on:** November 15, 2008, 08:15:09 PM »

pork sandwhich!

Hostile Creation · « **Reply #15 on:** November 15, 2008, 11:16:48 PM »

I once tore off the husk of a pineapple with my bare teeth and proceeded to eat the entire fruit without utensils or anything.

Actually, I've done that twice.

PS I love sandwiches. They are my favorite thing.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #16 on:** November 15, 2008, 11:32:34 PM »

I was surrounded by all the pineapple I could eat for the last week. I didn't eat any pineapple because I don't like pineapple.

EasyCure · « **Reply #17 on:** November 16, 2008, 01:32:03 AM »

Quote from: ThePerm on November 15, 2008, 08:15:09 PM

porkchop sandwhiches!

Fixed for funny (warning; language)

EasyCure · « **Reply #18 on:** November 17, 2008, 10:15:34 PM »

im posting this from my toilet.

i should be playing my DS but its still not charged

Mario · « **Reply #19 on:** November 17, 2008, 10:20:58 PM »

keep us updated

bustin98 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 17, 2008, 11:01:13 PM »

Are you still on your toilet? Give it hell. Show 'em who's boss. But don't forget the courtesy flush.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #21 on:** November 18, 2008, 03:23:06 AM »

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?

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Author Topic: I've got a sandwich (Read 4418 times)