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Title: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: EasyCure on November 18, 2008, 08:59:27 PM
Title says it all folks, big ol pile a crap.

Why you ask?

Well he sent me a spare Okami cover (the ones Capcom offered way back when) and although it arrived last night, i didnt open it today. After a long hard day of work i come home to warm up a bit, decide to open the package and see this beautiful artwork on a dvd case that will replace my fugly "9.5 out of 10 -Play" cover. I should of just put it down, but i didnt.. i decided to open it up for some reason and what do i see?

The sick **** printed out a picture of (what i think is) a man holding his anus open.

Yes, you read that right.

I laughed at first, but then it hit me that what i saw will never be unseen. Worst part of it all? I was about to eat dinner you sick sonofabitch! Now i'm scarred for laugh AND starving, thats a double whammy!

Now, because of him i'll have to send said photo along to vudu with his Pikmin, or maybe Maxi if/when i get around to letting him borrow my copy of Pikmin. Sorry fellas, it has to be done.

or i can just send it to Unclebob to get back at him for mannipple
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: BeautifulShy on November 18, 2008, 09:17:00 PM
EasyCure check your PMs.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on November 18, 2008, 09:18:08 PM
hahahahhahahahahahahhahaha





ahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: Dasmos on November 18, 2008, 09:19:40 PM
The joke is on EC, that was the cover Capcom sent out. Don't be harshing on DAaa Man!
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: nickmitch on November 18, 2008, 09:30:25 PM
Bravo!
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: vudu on November 18, 2008, 09:56:35 PM
You've really never seen Goatse before?
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: EasyCure on November 18, 2008, 10:02:54 PM
No, never.. is that really what it is?? Ugh

By the way vudu, looks like Maxi wants the photo since he just sent me a PM with his address, looks like you're safe (though I guess you wouldn't be as disgusted with the pic as I was.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: vudu on November 18, 2008, 10:12:46 PM
No, never.. is that really what it is?? Ugh

I envied you.  I use past tense because you're just as damaged as the rest of us.  ;)

By the way vudu, looks like Maxi wants the photo since he just sent me a PM with his address

That's ... disturbing.  Quite disturbing.

looks like you're safe (though I guess you wouldn't be as disgusted with the pic as I was.

;D  Do you remember when I changed my user name a few weeks ago?  I have the damn thing burned into my brain for all time.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: BeautifulShy on November 18, 2008, 10:17:19 PM
Easycure did you even read the title of the PM.No I don't want the photo.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: EasyCure on November 18, 2008, 10:24:34 PM
Vudu: no I don't remember lol

Maxi: no I didn't lol I rarely ever read titles of PMs. Have you ever seen this "goatse" before??
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: blackfootsteps on November 18, 2008, 10:27:46 PM
He will soon!
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: BeautifulShy on November 18, 2008, 10:39:34 PM
No I haven't heard of this stuff.
 If you read the PM the word Pikmin was in it and also the title.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: EasyCure on November 18, 2008, 10:54:28 PM
He will soon!

yes, yes he will :-D

No I haven't heard of this stuff.
 If you read the PM the word Pikmin was in it and also the title.

Actually it wasnt. All it said was "Pikmin" and...

OK I am all situated with my new place.

Send Pikmin to

Daniel Maxi
1313 Mockingbird Lane
Anytown, USA


When I am done I will contact you via PM about the shipping destination.

which, i just realized doesn't make much sense. You PM me saying you're done getting settled into your new place and send me the shipping details, then end the PM saying you'll let me know when you're done and that you'll send me th e shipping details..

You're crazy maxi!
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: BeautifulShy on November 18, 2008, 11:12:40 PM
I said shipping destination. I meant I will get where I have to send it to after I am done with the game.Meaning Where you live.So I can send back Pikmin.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: EasyCure on November 18, 2008, 11:20:10 PM
oh. vudu was right, i have no reading comprehension lol

still though, no where in that PM did you mention not wanting the picture. Its aaallll yours buddy ;)
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: BeautifulShy on November 18, 2008, 11:48:13 PM
I don't want it!
Send it to Uncle Bob
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: BranDonk Kong on November 18, 2008, 11:56:10 PM
Goatse is yesterday's news. Do a Google search for Mr Hands, and check the first link, then get back to me.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: ThePerm on November 19, 2008, 01:23:05 AM
nono brandogg, never have i heard anybody getting goatsexed through traditional mail. genius! DaAaman is THE MAN. big props.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: nickmitch on November 19, 2008, 01:37:06 AM
I just gotta find an inexpensive way to Rick Roll someone like that.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: Shift Key on November 19, 2008, 02:33:44 AM
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What he said.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: Infernal Monkey on November 19, 2008, 04:07:37 AM
I don't see the problem here.

He still sent you a replacement Okami cover!
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: RABicle on November 19, 2008, 04:23:31 AM
You hadn't seen Goatse before?
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on November 19, 2008, 08:53:37 AM
daaman owns. Makes me feel bad about owning him in TF2 all the time
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: EasyCure on November 19, 2008, 09:57:28 AM
You hadn't seen Goatse before?

No never. I havent even..wait nevermind (pre-post edit)



I don't want it!
Send it to Uncle Bob

YES YOU DO
i'll make a copy for him though

nono brandogg, never have i heard anybody getting goatsexed through traditional mail. genius! DaAaman is THE MAN. big props.

I agree with this statement now that i'm over the initial disgust over it. Bravo Alex.

I just gotta find an inexpensive way to Rick Roll someone like that.

I'll get together a tribute band to do this for a small fee!
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: IceCold on November 19, 2008, 01:12:53 PM
So kids, this is why you never give your address out to strangers on the Internet.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: EasyCure on November 19, 2008, 01:34:19 PM
So kids, this is why you never give your address out to strangers on the Internet.

BUT HE OFFERED ME PRESENTS!
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: nickmitch on November 19, 2008, 04:01:02 PM
Oh, you got a present all right.
Title: Goatse
Post by: The American on November 20, 2008, 08:21:55 AM
DAaMaan is really stretching his credibility. What an asshole.

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e390/factorysloth/proudtobeanamerican.jpg)

...Get it?

"Yes, I get the joke," you reply. "But where's the political commentary?"
What, all my posts have to be about politics?
"No, but..." you begin. I interrupt: You think I'm some sort of two dimensional conservative caricature? Is that it? WELL I'M NOT. I'm a real person, made of flesh and blood and bulging muscles.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: BranDonk Kong on November 20, 2008, 04:22:46 PM
The American! If you were American, you wouldn't be from California.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: The American on November 20, 2008, 10:29:16 PM
It WOULD be nice to live in a place where I wasn't surrounded by - what is it liberals are calling themselves these days? Oh yes, "progressives". (As if progress were a good thing.)

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e390/factorysloth/proudtobeanamerican.jpg)
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: Stogi on November 21, 2008, 05:38:47 AM
Progress is great when taking a ****.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: Nick DiMola on November 21, 2008, 09:41:09 AM
Goatse is yesterday's news. Do a Google search for Mr Hands, and check the first link, then get back to me.

Mr Hands? Talk about old hat, I saw that **** probably four years ago. Go check out BME Pain Olympics (1 and/or 2), then get back to me...
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: Plugabugz on November 21, 2008, 09:46:27 AM
If you were a real man you would have this to deal with:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/19/davenport_lyons_filesharing_/
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: vudu on November 21, 2008, 02:14:36 PM
Goatse is yesterday's news. Do a Google search for Mr Hands, and check the first link, then get back to me.

Mr Hands? Talk about old hat, I saw that **** probably four years ago. Go check out BME Pain Olympics (1 and/or 2), then get back to me...

Is this really that different than actually linking to the image?  I think both of you should be banned.
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: Infernal Monkey on November 22, 2008, 03:34:45 AM
FREE KEVIN
Title: Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
Post by: BranDonk Kong on November 22, 2008, 02:14:40 PM
I saw BME Pain Olympics (final round) a long time ago. I'm convinced some parts are fake, but some are very, very real. I think we've both scarred vudu for life.