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Offline ShyGuy

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I think my new Roomba hates me.
« on: April 07, 2019, 09:21:13 PM »
I got a Roomba as an early birthday present, and I took it out today for its maiden voyage. He was doing pretty good,exploring his new surroundings, but he was a little rough, banging it to garbage cans and chairs, moving things around, and I hope he learns the place and calms down. He got stuck behind a chair, then got tangled up in the cord for a floor lamp. His biggest transgression was grabbing a cable plugged in to my Switch dock and pulling it to the ground. I had to go to the store, so I left him to finish his business.

I come back and the little stinker is nowhere to be found. I don't think he can open doors, so he must be around here somewhere. He's supposed to go back to his charging dock at the end of his route but he must be hiding under a bed or something.

What kind of treats or toys can I get to coax him out? His name is Smith.


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Re: I think my new Roomba hates me.
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2019, 08:01:42 PM »
Roombas sound worse than cats.

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Re: I think my new Roomba hates me.
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2019, 08:03:32 PM »
You should try getting mop it up to eat it.

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Re: I think my new Roomba hates me.
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2019, 11:35:31 PM »
I found the little rascal! He was hiding under my bed chewing on a sock. Here's a picture of my robot butler:


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Re: I think my new Roomba hates me.
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2019, 09:17:04 PM »
I want a roomba to keep my dog company when I get a job.
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Re: I think my new Roomba hates me.
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2019, 10:38:31 PM »
The current state of Smith is sitting in a corner of the dining room sad and neglected. I inherited a cat this week (or as I like to call it, my fat lazy room mate) and I haven't let the Roomba roam free because it would probably send my fat lazy room mate into a tizzy, hiding under the guest room bed all day.

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Re: I think my new Roomba hates me.
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2019, 12:30:57 AM »
Look who decided to choke on a sock again! The cat seems okay with the Roomba, so I gave it another round while I ran out to do some errands. I come back to find him yet again, hanging around my bedroom, chewing on my sock. I'm thinking of docking his wages.


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Re: I think my new Roomba hates me.
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2019, 11:14:58 AM »
You'll have to put him on a strict sock allowance.
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Re: I think my new Roomba hates me.
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2019, 12:17:59 AM »
Pick up your socks you slob!
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Re: I think my new Roomba hates me.
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2019, 11:49:20 PM »
Pick up your socks you slob!

It was under my bed. :(

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Re: I think my new Roomba hates me.
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2019, 10:31:13 PM »
I want a roomba with a Goomba sticker on it.
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Re: I think my new Roomba hates me.
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2019, 11:38:58 PM »
Put big ol' googly eyes on it!
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