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Title: NWR Masturbation Club
Post by: RABicle on October 28, 2009, 01:36:56 AM
I'm really into pulling on my penis. Does anyone else find this fun?
Title: Re: NWR Masturbation Club
Post by: nickmitch on October 28, 2009, 01:38:40 AM
I tend to like having other people do for me.  A friend of mine knows a whole bunch of ladies that are really good at it.  They must like his fancy suits and that shiny cup he has.
Title: Re: NWR Masturbation Club
Post by: RABicle on October 28, 2009, 01:40:50 AM
I haven't met any girls who are any good at it. I have years of experience and they bring only minutes of experience to the table. Pathetic.
Title: Re: NWR Masturbation Club
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 28, 2009, 02:14:27 AM
Pulling is not my style.
Title: Re: NWR Masturbation Club
Post by: Infernal Monkey on October 28, 2009, 02:18:26 AM
Yes. And being a hardcore gamer (not like NINTENDO FANS LOL!!!! did you see mario world toddler gimic ks s fad LOL WII BOWLING?!!!! GIVE ME HALO), I tend to do this often.
Title: Re: NWR Masturbation Club
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 28, 2009, 02:19:01 AM
Pulling is not my style.

Are you more of a yanker or a tugger?
Title: Re: NWR Masturbation Club
Post by: ThePerm on October 28, 2009, 02:28:14 AM
evolution in the NWR world


NWR Drama Club - NWR Glee Club -NWR AV club---NWR Adult Video Club
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------NWR Maturbation Blub
----------------------------------------------------------------------NWR Cannubis Club
Title: Re: NWR Masturbation Club
Post by: D_Average on October 28, 2009, 02:34:14 AM
I heard from someone masturbation is evil, and just as evil as murder, you guys should quit just in case it is.
Title: Re: NWR Masturbation Club
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 28, 2009, 02:38:42 AM
100's of thousands of millions of lives ended before they had a chance to be aborted.
Title: Re: NWR Masturbation Club
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on October 28, 2009, 07:26:45 AM
I was 12 or 13 and at summer camp and we were sitting there on the beach listening to our moronic canoe instructor drone on and on. I just happened to look past him and I noticed that the three 16-17 year-old girl swimming instructors were playing around on the diving raft.

Their little swimsuits strained to contain the womanhood that was bursting out of their chests and they looked like sirens tempting me from a mystical island I was years away from reaching.

heir innocent splashing and tomfoolery stired things deep within me and after the canoe guy had explained that tomorrow we were going to use the "j-stroke," (something I saw later to be ironically phrophetic) I ran back to my tent as best I could, I had a little bit of a tent myself. As soon as the zipper was closed I went at it, furiously pounding my poor little member. The sensations built on top of one another, like some glorious creshendo of pure summer love. The feeling inside grew until there was a wonderful sense of shaking and then a feeling like falling off a cliff. I looked down, curious as to what would happen...

To my horror an enormous black bat shot out of my urethra and flapped around my head, clawing at my eyes. With my shorts around my ankles and my bonny budding manhood flopping back and forth, I ran screaming and weeping from the tent towards the center of camp, where most of my camp-mates were gathered eating lunch.

I haven't looked at nor touched my penis since.
Title: Re: NWR Masturbation Club
Post by: EasyCure on October 28, 2009, 10:49:05 AM
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Title: Re: NWR Masturbation Club
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 28, 2009, 12:24:21 PM
(http://i34.tinypic.com/2h399ua.jpg)
Title: Re: NWR Masturbation Club
Post by: Pale on October 28, 2009, 12:32:00 PM
Sorry, but you guys don't get to do this.