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How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« on: October 14, 2009, 04:02:09 AM »
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2009, 09:07:01 AM »
LMFAO that shits awesome
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2009, 09:14:37 AM »
Where did the shooting of the kids come from and why is that one little girl just standing there all 8|
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2009, 09:21:01 AM »
More like how fucked up can S-U-P-E-R get!!?

This kids, is why we don't do drugs*

*alcohol & PCP don't mix**

Also, this is the first video to make my ribs hurt in a long long time.
This trip to pick up beer at 7-11 is the longest trip of all time. OF ALL TIME!!

**PCP doesn't mix with anything
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2009, 09:46:46 AM »
needs moooore bees
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2009, 10:08:25 AM »
This trip to pick up beer at 7-11 is the longest trip of all time. OF ALL TIME!!

You  buy beer at 7-11?!

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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2009, 10:12:13 AM »
I don't drink beer. I don't drink slurpys.
I have no reason to shop at a 7-11.

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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2009, 07:16:14 PM »
I don't drink beer. I don't drink slurpys.
I have no reason to shop at a 7-11.

last minute condum runs?
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2009, 07:29:13 PM »
no need for that if you got the sam's club pack special
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2009, 07:47:47 PM »
I don't but while we're on the subject:

This one time i had to go on a condom run.. it was like 2am so i went to walgreen (god bless their 24hr heart!) and ran in to some dude I met at a friends party like two weeks earlier, some random magician..

He was one of those types that talks and talks and talks and it got to the point where I had to blurt out "listen,  i got some poon waiting for me so i gotta go" and just went back to the car. I mean ****, I don't give a **** if you have a cold!

Anyway, was that rude of me?
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2009, 07:53:05 PM »
On the contrary, it's rude to make people wait.
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2009, 07:55:56 PM »
Exactly. My gf at the time said it was a jerk thing to do cuz she "woulda been [there] no matter what"
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2009, 07:59:59 PM »
been there is completely different from being in the mood
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2009, 08:14:07 PM »
Thats what I said, she just kinda brushed it off though. In hindsight, if it did happen differently.. god that woulda been such a fight. What a bitch.
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2009, 10:10:33 PM »
Isn't poon is that stuff they make with with squeaky cheese curds and gravy?
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2009, 10:14:19 PM »
Not according to Doug Stanhope it isn't.

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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2009, 11:06:52 PM »
Is he some kind of cheese-curd expert??

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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2009, 11:19:58 PM »
No. more of a poon-isseur.

Look him up, his comedy is vulgar yet hilarious.

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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2009, 12:08:01 AM »
I've only bought condoms a few times, mainly because when my wife isn't pregnant, she's on the pill, but there is some satisfaction for slapping a box of Trojan Magnums on the counter. First - the cashier knows you're going to have sex, second - the cashier knows you have a big penis. It's win-win, other than the terrible feeling of using condoms.
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2009, 12:12:02 AM »
I've only bought condoms a few times, mainly because when my wife isn't pregnant, she's on the pill, but there is some satisfaction for slapping a box of Trojan Magnums on the counter. First - the cashier knows you're going to have sex, second - the cashier knows you have a big penis. It's win-win, other than the terrible feeling of using condoms that are so large on me that I can re-use them.... and re-use them again.

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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2009, 01:07:56 AM »
my dick is huge, you can see it from space.

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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2009, 09:07:04 AM »
I've only bought condoms a few times, mainly because when my wife isn't pregnant, she's on the pill, but there is some satisfaction for slapping a box of Trojan Magnums on the counter. First - the cashier knows you're going to have sex, second - the cashier knows you have a big penis. It's win-win, other than the terrible feeling of using condoms that are so large on me that I can re-use them.... and re-use them again.

www.instantrimshot.com

Lol..

Anyway, yeah its the one plus side to a condom (besides, you know, the whole cutting down on risks thing). Especially on those late night runs at like 2am.. You slap the 3pk down on the counter and the cashier knows you're in for some fun with a slut. Slap down the 48pk (or whatever giant box amount that is) and their like "holy ****!" which is actually even better when they literally do say it. I've had some cool dude cashiers say **** like "yeeeah buddy! HIT THAT!" haha good stuff.

Reminds me of a comedien.. probably Carlos Mencia (though he probably stole it from someone else) that told a story once about going to buy magnums and an ice pack for two totally seperate issues and the cashier said to him "what are you gonna do to her man!?!"
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2009, 11:18:57 AM »
If I wasn't telling the truth, then you would have just pw3d me again, BNM.
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Re: How long can S-U-P-E-R stay sober? I'm drunk right now
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2009, 02:05:34 PM »
Pics or... WAIT NO! GOD NO!
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