is a James Jones parody Twitter account. Since we already have a fake Jon Lindemann and half a dozen fake Greg Leahys, and Jonny Metts isn't interesting enough to parody, it seems like the necessary thing.
What I need from you people is help coming up with a name. All variations on "Box Hunter" that I could come up with are taken, so now I'm enlisting the finest minds our forums can produce (though the rest of you are welcome to help too) to help me in this noble quest.