Author Topic: S(afe)W(ords)5: Gotta Go Fast! [ROBOTNIK'S DELIGHTFULLY DEVIOUS EMPORIUM] (Read 7408 times)

Silenced · « **on:** June 23, 2015, 05:42:21 PM »

Hello all! THIS is Robotnik's Delightfully Devious Emporium. Here, you can put forth your rings for a chance at getting an item. No idea what it could be! But I guess that's just the risk of it all. Who knows, maybe you can buy a...

So come one and all, and give me your rings! Who knows what you may find...

~~LATE GAME SPECIAL: All prices have been bumped up! How delightfully devious! And all the baskets have been restocked.~~

LATER GAME SPECIAL NOW IN EFFECT, BASKETS RESTOCKED

Current stock:
~~Basket 1 - 2 rings~~
2 - 2 rings
~~3 - 3 rings~~
4 - 3 rings
5 - 4 rings
6 - 4 rings
7 - 5 rings
8 - 5 rings
9 - 6 rings
~~10 - 6 rings~~

Silenced · « **Reply #1 on:** June 25, 2015, 01:25:58 PM »

The baskets remain open! Same amount, same stock.

Soren · « **Reply #2 on:** June 25, 2015, 01:29:46 PM »

I'll choose basket #7 please...

Silenced · « **Reply #3 on:** June 25, 2015, 01:51:08 PM »

Oh, a nice basket! Let's see what we've got in here...

I'm thinking if I should just throw something in here you don't won't just to spite you! Ha ha ha!

No worries, this time I'll hand you what you've earned. Looks like you now possess a Disarray, which can be used at the start of a round to move the location of the bomb word.

However, I can't guarantee it will work... and it may keep the bomb exactly where it is. A 25% chance, to be exact.

I guess that's just the fun of it all! Keep blowing each other up while you're at it! Ha ha ha!

Stratos · « **Reply #4 on:** June 25, 2015, 09:08:42 PM »

I'll buy basket 9 in honor of the Khushling alts, who were doomed to die.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2015, 09:40:47 PM »

I'll take #8 in honor of the extremely classy and mature captain of the United States, Clint Dempsey.

Silenced · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2015, 09:49:57 PM »

So many customers! What a joy it is to be making money off of murdering iconic characters!

Baskets 8 and 9? Well, let's see here...

Ooo! A fairly excellent pick, Stratos. Looks like you earned yourself a Skip, which can let you pass on choosing the bomb word on your turn. Quite the nice escape route if I say so myself.

And number 8? Oh... this is a favorite of mine... the Scrambler! At the start of the round the player list becomes scrambled.

Triforce Hermit · « **Reply #7 on:** June 26, 2015, 08:03:14 AM »

I want basket #1 and #3. Don't see anything against buying more then one. If there is a rule, then I just want #3.

Silenced · « **Reply #8 on:** June 26, 2015, 11:48:27 AM »

Unfortunately there is a rule that only one item may be obtained. In fairness, it's somewhat buried in a paragraph.

Let us see what is in your basket here... oh! A Censor! This can be used before a round begins and turns all of the bomb words into random numbers and letters. That's a weird one!

Ah, earning money off of suffering, is there anything better?

NuclearSpeed · « **Reply #9 on:** June 27, 2015, 01:38:04 AM »

I didn't realize this was a seperate thread. Time to spend them, I'll take basket #11, please.

Silenced · « **Reply #10 on:** June 27, 2015, 08:43:04 AM »

Hmm an excellent choice! Looks like you got a Baby Big Arm, which you can use on your turn to throw the bomb choosing duty forwards or backwards by two spaces.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 27, 2015, 01:00:16 PM »

I would like to purchase and immediately deploy items 1, 2, 4, and 5,

Silenced · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2015, 12:27:00 AM »

Seems like you are borderline skirting the rules of only being allowed to hold one item. You have to get the item completely and use it first before getting others. Good loophole attempt though.

On the bright side, you lucked out and found yet another Censor in basket 1.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 29, 2015, 05:25:46 PM »

I think I'll do
With # 2

lolmonade · « **Reply #14 on:** June 29, 2015, 05:48:41 PM »

If I get 100 rings, do I get a continue?

Silenced · « **Reply #15 on:** June 29, 2015, 07:05:04 PM »

Unfortunately, pokepal, you got a dud. It's just an empty basket. On the bright side you can throw it at someone and annoy them.

lolmonade · « **Reply #16 on:** July 01, 2015, 07:09:40 PM »

How many rings do I have? One basket 6, please.

Silenced · « **Reply #17 on:** July 01, 2015, 07:11:16 PM »

You haven't purchased anything and you haven't blown anyone up so you have 5.

Mop it up · « **Reply #18 on:** July 01, 2015, 08:10:08 PM »

I'm not sure I fully know what's going on, but I better be a part of it. Use it or lose it, as they say.

I'll buy Basket 9 if I have enough.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 01, 2015, 09:13:44 PM »

I'll take 11.

UncleBob · « **Reply #20 on:** July 03, 2015, 02:54:51 PM »

Damnit, I was going to take 11. Gimme 10.

Silenced · « **Reply #21 on:** July 04, 2015, 09:41:29 AM »

Mop: You got a Double Duty, which can only be used by the bomb picker and allows for the creation of a second bomb.

Pokepal: An Extra Life, one that you use before your turn to survive a bomb blast.

UncleBob: A dud, unfortunately.

UncleBob · « **Reply #22 on:** July 04, 2015, 10:32:54 AM »

Wait, what? I spent all my rings on nothing?!? Bah!

Silenced · « **Reply #23 on:** July 04, 2015, 10:38:21 AM »

pokepal148 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 04, 2015, 12:31:22 PM »

Hang on, didn't stratos already pick #9?

Edit: NVM

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