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Title: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 17, 2008, 12:15:42 AM
We should make fun of him until he gets back.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Stogi on September 17, 2008, 12:22:40 AM
Ok! I'll go first:

When EasyCure takes a dump; he first gets down on his knees, opens the toilet seat, and....and....


oh **** it.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: DAaaMan64 on September 17, 2008, 12:41:55 AM
EasyCure's such a Man Ho even the toolshed wants him back inside.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3074/2864805886_0747a70ac8_o.jpg)


YYYEEEESSSSS
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 17, 2008, 12:45:02 AM
Ok! I'll go first:

When EasyCure takes a dump; he first gets down on his knees, opens the toilet seat, and....and....

. . .starts reciting his emo poetry.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Dasmos on September 17, 2008, 01:42:46 AM
i hope he is banned.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 17, 2008, 02:15:03 AM
While that would be hilarious and likely cause him to cry, he told me that he couldn't get to NWR at all.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 17, 2008, 10:08:43 AM
While that would be hilarious and likely cause him to cry, he told me that he couldn't get to NWR at all.

this.

i couldnt even get on the main page. I had to get my nintendo news fix from Gonintendo and IGN... *shudders*

EasyCure's such a Man Ho even the toolshed wants him back inside.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3074/2864805886_0747a70ac8_o.jpg)


YYYEEEESSSSS

i like it

i hope he is banned.

i hope you get banned from life! (and sex for good measure)

thats right, if it was up to me i'd deny you the pleasure of having your corpse raped
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Dasmos on September 17, 2008, 10:24:43 AM

i hope you get banned from life! (and sex for good measure)

thats right, if it was up to me i'd deny you the pleasure of having your corpse raped

I plan to be cremated, so if someone wants to have sex with a pile of ash all the power to them.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 17, 2008, 10:53:32 AM

i hope you get banned from life! (and sex for good measure)

thats right, if it was up to me i'd deny you the pleasure of having your corpse raped

I plan to be cremated, so if someone wants to have sex with a pile of ash all the power to them.

more like CREAM-ated, am i right?

*crickets*
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 17, 2008, 12:15:49 PM
OH, SNAP!  He's back!

Ah, well, continue on as normal.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: vudu on September 17, 2008, 04:57:21 PM
So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .

Well, these forums are pretty inaccessible.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Stogi on September 17, 2008, 05:43:54 PM
No doubt. Just look at YourMom.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 17, 2008, 06:07:41 PM
lol?
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Stogi on September 17, 2008, 07:20:05 PM
I didn't mean for that to be funny, but I can see how it is.

I should have said:

"I don't know. YourMom's pretty accessible."
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 17, 2008, 07:43:10 PM
ZING!
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Khushrenada on September 18, 2008, 01:12:45 AM
Wish I had seen this yesterday.

When I saw this thread, the first thought in my head was:

"Well, I guess that will mean less sex talk on the forums."

And sure enough, as I was reading through the thread, look at Easycure's first post:

i hope you get banned from life! (and sex for good measure)

thats right, if it was up to me i'd deny you the pleasure of having your corpse raped

The boy's got a one track mind.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 18, 2008, 10:11:21 AM
Wish I had seen this yesterday.

When I saw this thread, the first thought in my head was:

"Well, I guess that will mean less sex talk on the forums."

And sure enough, as I was reading through the thread, look at Easycure's first post:

i hope you get banned from life! (and sex for good measure)

thats right, if it was up to me i'd deny you the pleasure of having your corpse raped

The boy's got a one track mind.

To defend myself, it has been awhile since my gf and i have fooled around. Things should change after this weekend, i won't have a one track mind anymore, until the next drought anyways.


Oh and i couldnt get on to NWR at all again last night. I just went to sleep. I realized however, if this keeps happening i probably won't be able to play mafia, so i might have to bow out Khush... just givnig you a heads up.

ps. whats wrong with sex talk? it livens up the place, and gives us something to talk about other than video games, chicken and buttered camels. Besides, Kashogi started it (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=26120.msg453534#msg453534)
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Stogi on September 18, 2008, 10:21:40 AM
Don't you blame this on me!'

I'm as innocent as this puppy

(http://yayforjunk.com/yay/sad-puppy-762581.JPG)
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 18, 2008, 10:28:18 AM
i dont see any puppy, i see a red X!

you know what that means?? You're two X's short of perversion!!!
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Stogi on September 18, 2008, 10:31:11 AM
That was weird. I think it had something to do with my gmail account.

But ya, the fact REMAINS.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 18, 2008, 10:33:18 AM
boo, i see the puppy now. It still doesnt look innocent!

it looks like it knows it just did something wrong
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Stogi on September 18, 2008, 10:35:53 AM
That's the point. But how can you hate him?
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 18, 2008, 10:39:02 AM
cuz i'm probably allergic and i hate feeling shitty from allergies
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Stogi on September 18, 2008, 10:59:33 AM
Dude, your allergic to dogs? That blows. Once I get a house of my own, I plan I getting at least 2 huge dogs. (Probably husky, or husky mix)

What about other animals? Everyone needs some sort of animal.

Hell, I've been thinking of getting an iguana or chameleon.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 18, 2008, 11:21:14 AM
I'm not nearly responsible enough to take care of an animal.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 18, 2008, 11:29:39 AM
I had a bunch of cats when i was a kid, my brother loved taking in strays and i think my mom would put them out because they would always "run away". I don't think she did it to be a bitch, she thought she was protecting me from asthma. I've had it since birth but never once has a cat induced an attack.

When i was in middle school we had two dogs, both given to us by family. I'm not good with breeds so i cant tell you which kind the first one was, but it was big. We couldnt keep it, it was just too big and hyper to stay in our tiny apartment when it was used to running around a huge backyard where it grew up, so we gave it back. The second dog was a terrier, or something like that. It was tiny. I reluctantly became the only one who'd take care of her, and eventually she grew on me. Sadly we had to put her down cuz she was just old and got sick. Neither of those dogs though ever gave me any problems with asthma or allergies.

flash forward to last summer. I was invited up to my hot neighbors apartment for a beer (and you cant just pass up a HOT SCHOOL TEACHER). My nose started to feel funny and i began to sniffle, so no.. nothing happened (i know! BOOO!) I tried to ride it out as long as i could but either her cat or dog utterly pwned me, and possibly even cock blocked me. I left there barely able to breathe and with itchy, watery eyes.
After that i went to visit my brother in his new apartment for the first time. He has 2 chihuahas (sp?) and i never had any problems with them before that day.. Only a few mins in that apartment and i felt like i was going to die. I realized i'd never been in an enclosed area with his dogs, i'd only see them when he'd meet us at a park for a bbq/picnic.

Despite having developed the allergies later in life, turns out i was allergic to his dogs since the day he got them, i was just lucky enough to be outside when they were around.

It sucks cuz i've always wanted to get my own dog, especially if/when my gf and i move in together cuz she loves dogs.

Speaking of that, she worked at a doggy day care place a little while ago and i picked her up after her first day... my allergies  reacted only seconds after she got in my car.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: DAaaMan64 on September 18, 2008, 11:50:35 AM
i dont see any puppy, i see a red X!

you know what that means?? You're two X's short of perversion!!!


eeewww you use IE.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Dasmos on September 18, 2008, 12:33:32 PM
i dont see any puppy, i see a red X!

you know what that means?? You're two X's short of perversion!!!

eeewww you use IE.

lol who cares. it's not like IE has less internet.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Stogi on September 18, 2008, 12:52:58 PM
Easycure, sounds like you need some Zyrtec. That **** is the bomb. I wouldn't know from experience, because I'm lucky enough to be allergy free (except for fucking bees!); but since I have a couple of cats, I always keep a bottle for any friend that comes over.

Ya....I'm that thoughtful.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 18, 2008, 12:56:24 PM
i take benedryl (sp?) extra strength when i have to be around my brothers dogs, its REALLY EFFIN GOOD!

i dont see any puppy, i see a red X!

you know what that means?? You're two X's short of perversion!!!

eeewww you use IE.

lol who cares. it's not like IE has less internet.

what he said, and even if i didnt use IE at home, i'm at work now so i'd have no choice but to use it.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on September 18, 2008, 01:05:14 PM
No choice?  You have admin-related restrictions on installs?
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 18, 2008, 02:22:02 PM
I definitely installed Firefox on my work comp during my internship.  It was download day, after all.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: that Baby guy on September 18, 2008, 05:03:51 PM
Easycure, sounds like you need some Zyrtec. That **** is the bomb. I wouldn't know from experience, because I'm lucky enough to be allergy free (except for fucking bees!); but since I have a couple of cats, I always keep a bottle for any friend that comes over.

Ya....I'm that thoughtful.

Zyrtec is pretty effective, but it's also pretty expensive.  If you do go for it, look for the generic, cetirizine hydrochloride.  It's much cheaper, and is the same exact thing.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 18, 2008, 06:04:50 PM
And probably produced by the same company.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 19, 2008, 09:30:11 AM
it happened again last night. I just can't get on the site from my computer, yet my sisters laptop works just fine. I thought i could use my Wii to get on, but that didnt work either. Any other website works fine, 'cept this damn place.

i was so bored i ended up going to Bim-dizzle.com/community.....
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 19, 2008, 12:59:27 PM
What was that like?
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 19, 2008, 03:21:47 PM
remember the opening for Metroid Prime, when you first enter the abandoned/destroyed frigate?

lonely than that
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 19, 2008, 04:05:00 PM
epic lol
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 19, 2008, 05:06:25 PM
far from it. At least if i had a parasite queen to destroy i'd of been entertained. Imagine being stuck on the frigate, w/o a boss to fight, and everything you could scan was already scanned a 1000 times. Thats how it felt. All the post/threads were stuff i'd "scanned" before but obviously there was no new info :(
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 19, 2008, 08:35:11 PM
I'm lolling at you emo misery.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: animecyberrat on September 19, 2008, 11:49:45 PM
ps. whats wrong with sex talk? it livens up the place, and gives us something to talk about other than video games, chicken and buttered camels. Besides, Kashogi started it (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=26120.msg453534#msg453534)
[/quote]


not even an honorable mention for miss Lohan?
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 20, 2008, 12:29:36 AM
No.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 20, 2008, 03:46:59 PM
never
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: animecyberrat on September 20, 2008, 03:49:30 PM
that's ok, I recently discovered Miley Cyrus, my Lindsay Lohan days are long gone.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: DAaaMan64 on September 20, 2008, 03:58:16 PM
34 jobs in what.. 10 years? and you enjoy minors now too? tsk tsk
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: animecyberrat on September 20, 2008, 04:14:44 PM
It isn't like that. Lindsay Lohan is, or was cute and all but Miley Cyrus is in 3D, you can't compete with that.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 20, 2008, 06:47:06 PM
Too bad she's about as one dimensional as a schizo can get.

NOT TO MENTION SHE'S FIF-FUCKING-TEEN!
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: animecyberrat on September 20, 2008, 10:25:50 PM
yes but she is dating a 20 year old underwear model so she is fair game.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Stogi on September 20, 2008, 11:05:28 PM
HAH!

You NEED a girl. Cuz It's business....It's business time!
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: DAaaMan64 on September 20, 2008, 11:24:47 PM
Bowie > Business Time
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 21, 2008, 12:29:27 AM
yes but she is dating a 20 year old underwear model so she is fair game.

Just because a MINOR is in a creepy relationship with an underwear model does not make it ok.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 21, 2008, 10:54:05 AM
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Assorted/twitch2.gif)
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 21, 2008, 04:32:16 PM
i miss so much good stuff at night.. its not fair dammit!

by the way, Miley Cyrus has a face that looks like a foot, much like Sarah Jessica Parker
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 21, 2008, 08:13:30 PM
She also has a face that looks like a minor, much like someone who's underage.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 21, 2008, 08:49:11 PM
are you one of those guys that wouldnt check out a 17 year old becuase you're 18 (or whatever the age of consent is in your area)
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 21, 2008, 09:20:19 PM
The legal age in DC is 16, 17 in Louisiana (where I'm from).  But that's where I draw the line.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: animecyberrat on September 22, 2008, 01:49:17 PM
what does any of that have to do with anything, I was talking about her music sheesh.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 22, 2008, 01:56:15 PM
what does any of that have to do with anything, I was talking about her music sheesh.

thats disgusting. i'd rather go back to incinuating (sp?) your sexual attraction towards her than talk about her "music"
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 22, 2008, 04:02:12 PM
Seriously, Rat.  We at least TRY to be a wholesome forum.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: animecyberrat on September 22, 2008, 05:29:29 PM
It's too easy to make fun of her, especially cuz her concert is IN 3D, someone has to pretend to like her.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 22, 2008, 06:55:51 PM
Remember: it doesn't have to be you.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 22, 2008, 07:53:02 PM
seriously, thats what your dupe MysticSpike is for ;)
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: animecyberrat on September 23, 2008, 12:46:46 PM
First off he isn't a dupe, there really is a kid out there who idolizes me. Second off, hey if I can defend Lindsay Lohan why can't ai defend Miley Cirus? She at least has 1 tolerable song.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 23, 2008, 02:28:20 PM
First off he isn't a dupe, there really is a kid out there who idolizes me. Second off, hey if I can defend Lindsay Lohan why can't ai defend Miley Cirus? She at least has 1 tolerable song.

Says the lyndsy lohan fan...
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: animecyberrat on September 23, 2008, 04:24:49 PM
I never liked her for her music though.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: Stogi on September 23, 2008, 04:56:37 PM
boobies

she's not attractive
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: animecyberrat on September 23, 2008, 10:01:44 PM
actually it was the freckles thank you very much.
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: EasyCure on September 23, 2008, 10:29:10 PM
freckled boobies ;)
Title: Re: So, EasyCure is having trouble using accessing the forums. . .
Post by: nickmitch on September 23, 2008, 11:19:14 PM
Kind of like orphan Annie while she was still in that "orphan" phase.