Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Oblivion on August 08, 2011, 03:12:36 AM
I'm an ass-man.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: MaryJane on August 08, 2011, 08:23:46 AM
As Papoose said: I love a fat ass, but I'm a titty man.
Boobs are something special. They offer you pillow tops, the joy of squeezing, the focal point of the nipple, the suckling reminder, and the "She's got a balcony you can do Shakespeare from" aspect.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Kytim89 on August 08, 2011, 03:23:08 PM
I love titty sex.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 08, 2011, 03:35:55 PM
As someone who prefers a nice booty with a diamond gate, I love me some Asian boobies. They compensate for their race's lack of ass.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: nickmitch on August 08, 2011, 04:12:04 PM
The thing I love most about large, Asian breasts is their rarity. It's like a $3000 bottle of scotch is $3000 because there isn't that much of it. They're like shiny Pokemon.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Kytim89 on August 08, 2011, 04:45:57 PM
In middle school I had an Asian teacher and she had a fairly nice back side.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Morari on August 08, 2011, 06:36:16 PM
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Kytim89 on August 08, 2011, 11:52:06 PM
How did this topic get this way? Either get me what I ask for or I will start talking about Rare.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: bustin98 on August 09, 2011, 12:33:30 AM
I like boobs, though dislike fake and stretch marks. I prefer puffy nips though... mmm mmm.
My first experience: I was 7 or 8, the neighbor girl was over, she was 12 and wearing a tube top. I naturally pulled it down and got a quick eyefull. Unfortunately being the nerd I turned out to be for the next 10 years, I didn't get further than that until I was out of school and realized that girls are people too... /nerdboy
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: SixthAngel on August 09, 2011, 01:23:04 AM
Breasts don't get enough love. Maybe because it is more socially acceptable you hear about great butts all the time but never hear about great tittays.
We need rap songs about awesome boobs, butts are overplayed.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Kytim89 on August 09, 2011, 01:37:28 AM
I prefer breasts to be firm and tight, but some what loose and jiggly when the chick wheres a titgh shirt.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 09, 2011, 02:18:26 AM
I like big breast and I can not lie you other brothas are on butts and thighs But when a fine ass woman with a itty bitty waist comes and puts her tittays in yo' face you get sprung like a prison jail break looks like a file stickin' out a cake
Big ol' tittays fuel me but I know that I can't touch The bouncer already warned me and I love this club too much I keep my money folded even though the wad in my pants looks like it's rolleded and baby I'll make it rain as long as you let me motorboat till there's slobber stains
Just like my report card I only want C's and D's and F's you can keep your A's and B's I want to have tittay sex I don't need no big booty I need melons with some nice nips I just saw Kelly Roland and Nicki Manaj's nipple slips
[maybe more to come later]
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: ShyGuy on August 09, 2011, 02:19:06 AM
Bustin was engaging in sexual harassment at age 7... It explains so much.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Dasmos on August 09, 2011, 12:02:55 PM
Breasts are great, but far harder to observe without alerting the opposite sex. I guess that's why I have developed a fondness for the buttocks. But nothing beats when a pair of breasts have that areola to cup size ratio just right.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 09, 2011, 12:54:40 PM
I'm in luv with the tittays in luv with the tittays I'm in luv with the tittays in luv with the tittays
Baby got back for days but I swing around front because I luv tittays (here we go) She says "hey....... look up here at my eyes" But I'm stuck on those tittays like **** for a fly (ooooooooooh) Resistance...... I try, I try But I'm just another typical guy (I'm a pig) She got the most perfect breast I ever see but I totally recall a girl once having three (yeeeeeeaaaah)
I like them boobies real .....no surgery scars I like it when they jiggle not look stuck in a jar (silicone) Boobs, tits, knockers funbags, bosoms, breasts, jubblies, melons, jugs, I love a woman with a big chest (Zelda treasure chest sound - ::dun dun duuuuhhn:: )
I once knew a girl who wore a size fifty two double H She love to give me hugs always smothering my face (true story) I couldn't breath because I was buried in her rack so soft, so warm didn't care if I ever came back (good gawd) hands cupped on both sides I came up for air and then I'd dive back in because I love a good pair (motorboat) Shocked!!! was the look on her face but I didn't give a damn cuz my hands and my shoulders kept them tittays in place (gawd damn)
.............I just love to grab them in my hands and lick around the nipple till they're as erect as I am (a ten hut) Then.............. I nibble on the nip I hope you write this down cuz this is how BNM does it ;) (that's how I do) They say that more than a handfuls a waste but to anyone that's had knows that ain't the case (gimme more)
I'm in luv with the tittays in luv with the tittays I'm in luv with the tittays in luv with the tittays
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Stogi on August 09, 2011, 02:44:32 PM
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: nickmitch on August 10, 2011, 08:16:44 PM
I hate breasts that are just unnaturally far apart. That's usually only a thing with fake ones though. And nipple to cup size ration is very important. Small boobs with huge nipples just look weird to me. However, big boobs with tiny nipples are fine, if a bit strange.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: SixthAngel on August 10, 2011, 11:16:42 PM
I hate don't like breasts quite as much that are just unnaturally far apart. That's usually only a thing with fake ones though. And nipple to cup size ration is very important. Small boobs with huge nipples just look weird to me. However, big boobs with tiny nipples are fine, if a bit strange.
fixed
I don't think I could bring myself to hate a pair of breasts that killed my parents.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: ThePerm on August 11, 2011, 05:10:09 AM
I hate breasts that are just unnaturally far apart. That's usually only a thing with fake ones though. And nipple to cup size ration is very important. Small boobs with huge nipples just look weird to me. However, big boobs with tiny nipples are fine, if a bit strange.
agreed
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: nickmitch on August 11, 2011, 12:26:03 PM
I like getting my face pummeled by large breasts. More so than motor-boating.
I also like breasts that have a little hang. Not sagging, just not perched up too high. They need to have some good bounce to them, and the overly perky ones tend to lose that, especially in certain types of implants.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Stogi on August 11, 2011, 02:41:15 PM
You guys watch way too much porn.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Morari on August 11, 2011, 02:55:27 PM
You don't watch enough porn.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Urkel on August 11, 2011, 09:42:08 PM
I don't remember ever talking about them on here. atleast not publicly.
But really, I'm just filling Sixth Angels request for some rap songs about tittays.
Still waiting on the mixtape to drop. The funhouse needs that ****.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 12, 2011, 11:34:36 PM
Still waiting on Stogi to drop some beats so we can get rich with quick radio hits.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Halbred on August 13, 2011, 09:31:29 PM
HOW HAVE I BEEN MISSING THIS?!?
I'm kind of a breast snob. I feel like women with anything lower than a C-cup are wasting money on bras. Gravity isn't going to affect them, push-up bras are false advertising, and bras DO cost money.
Also, Sofia Vergara. Goddamn. Internet points to the first person who can find and post that GIF of her on Modern Family making chocolate milk.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: zachs1997 on August 13, 2011, 09:32:56 PM
Much better. Now we just need more BnM titty rapping to get rid of the last of it.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Stogi on August 15, 2011, 04:09:16 PM
What have we created??
Anyway, I'm almost finished with that beat. It's nothing special, but it bumps. Nevertheless, it's meant for the Model Walk (She walk wit a wattle) song.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: ThePerm on August 15, 2011, 05:45:29 PM
haha modern hotness thread, cus the moderators have reached the age where they don't care.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 15, 2011, 07:31:16 PM
I had a rather large pair resting on shoulders and they were comfy cuz thems my boulder holders
it must be cold outside and I know it's rude to stare but you almost poked out my eyes and I don't even care
Baby I see you got moves and you know how that makes me feel they jigggle when you wiggle and you never stand still
Baby, I'm loving what I'm seeing so don't ever stop actually why don't you lose that bikini convertible drop top
I'm trying to have my way so I bend you over the car you're leaving scratches in the paint cuz ya nipples so hard
I shoulda put sponges on them tittys so you coulda waxed my hood wax on.... wax off oh yeah, it's all good
Ain't nothin 'bout you fake your are the real thing if I wanted plastic I'd have a shelf full of figurines
soft suptle skin as I traverse your valley grab your twin peaks ....and dilly dally
I have to lay down cuz she won't let me sit up my six pack abs versus her D cups
my rockstar status versus her voluptuos nups while y'all be jealous she be on deez nutz
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: ThePerm on August 15, 2011, 09:55:25 PM
the idea that you have to like breasts or ass is asinine. I like both equally. Luckily you have a 50% chance a girl will have one or the other.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: EasyCure on August 17, 2011, 07:02:19 PM
Applaud to the forumer who mentioned his first experience with breast. As far as I can remember, my first time seeing a breast was a bit of a tease. I was at my best friends house and his sister had come out in a tiny tshirt and did a yawn+stretch combo. The sleeves were cut off and from the angle I was at, I saw some nice "side-boob" and it stuck with me at the first time I really noticed breasts.
My first hands on experience was much later, some time in high school. Nice b-cup but the nipples were too long for my liking (when aroused). Still fun though, just a choking hazard.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 17, 2011, 09:44:11 PM
olivia munn nip slip.gif
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Stogi on August 18, 2011, 12:08:22 AM
My first sight and hands on with tatas was helping my brother's girlfriend take a cold shower. Long story short, she was rolling and overheating and so my brother wanted me (I was in 7th grade at the time) to look after her while he found my other older brother.
So let me put this in perspective. Its around 11 at night. My parents are out of town and my brothers are having people over and generally getting buckwild. All the while, I was listening to music and playing videogames with some friends in the basement. In a panic my brother comes in and asks me to help him. Confused and anxious, I follow him to the upstairs bathroom. Now I wasn't hot ****. I was young and naive. My girlfriend and I never went farther than me cupping her ass and kissing. I walked in to find my brother's girlfriend, a busty (at least double dd's), thick light-skinned black chick butt-naked in the shower. My brother turned it on and told me to watch her. I looked at him like 'wait what?', but he soon disappeared. So I nervously sit down on the toilet but soon jump up and help her to stand. I had my arms around her trying to prop her up. I couldn't help but start laughing as I felt boobie with my forearm. She joined me by giggling and saying "Oh...this water is amazing." I thought...'it sure is'. I had one foot in the shower, my clothes are getting soaked in cold, cold water, and I could give a ****. I was trying to be respectful and not do anything creepy, but she kept wiggling and moving, making me bump into things I probably shouldn't be touching. Again trying to be respectful (but more like being a pansy), I had a loose grip on her. She wiggled around a bit more and I lose it and my balance causing me to slip and land on the tub's edge with my back hitting the wall. She tumbled backwards from the lack of support turned and fell. That's when her boobies come flying into my face and slap the **** out of me. Dizzied, I somehow managed to catch her from falling out of the shower and now she was sitting on my lap, suffocating me with cleavage. Of course my brothers walk in at that exact moment, with a loud "What the **** are you doing?!" and then begin to give me hell. I tried to explain myself but couldn't stop stuttering. I was so embarrassed and till this day they still make fun of me for it.
My first hands on experience was much later, some time in high school. Nice b-cup but the nipples were too long for my liking (when aroused). Still fun though, just a choking hazard.
LMAO. I've been there. Can't lie, I kinda like em'.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: nickmitch on August 21, 2011, 02:34:01 PM
Title: Breasts
Post by: oohhboy on August 28, 2011, 02:09:10 AM
^^^^^^^
This is relavant to my interests.
Title: Re: Lettuce Cats
Post by: nickmitch on August 28, 2011, 08:40:40 PM
How do you guys feel about tan lines on boobies?
Title: Re: Lettuce Cats
Post by: oohhboy on August 28, 2011, 11:32:09 PM
I am against. I don't need highway markers to tell me what to look at.
Besides, I prefer women to keep their natural skin colour, not burnt with a side of skin cancer.
Title: Re: Lettuce Cats
Post by: nickmitch on August 29, 2011, 01:25:51 AM
Lol. I like consistency in skin color, and I don't think boobs tan well. I like the way they're all just a bit lighter than the rest of the skin. Something about that is just so sexy.
Title: Re: Lettuce Cats
Post by: Stogi on September 02, 2011, 06:17:48 PM
20 minutes of breast getting squeezed in Russia. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNa7tNFB7c4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNa7tNFB7c4)
saw this today too!
Title: Re: Lettuce Cats
Post by: Caliban on September 06, 2011, 01:19:57 AM
LOL at the ones that act surprised...
Title: Re: Lettuce Cats
Post by: Stogi on September 06, 2011, 01:51:43 AM
This once again proves my theory about girls and cameras. Something about just having a camera guy makes everything you do okay.
Title: Re: Lettuce Cats
Post by: Dasmos on September 06, 2011, 04:01:59 AM
I wonder what they asked the girls, it obviously wasn't just "can I touch your boobs on camera?"
Title: Re: Lettuce Cats
Post by: Ceric on September 06, 2011, 10:11:13 AM
A lot of those girls are actually sort of cute.
Title: Re: Lettuce Cats
Post by: Stogi on September 06, 2011, 02:21:57 PM
Dasmos, I'm sure it was nothing clever. I bet it was something like, "We are shooting a video proving that Russian girls have the most wonderful breasts in the world. Would you like to be one of our examples? Ah, don't be shy. Where is your pride? You have an incredible figure, you could really help us out. Excellent! Now before we get started, I have to check if you have the goods and that they are natural. Strictly a technicality..."
I need a camera man.
Title: Re: Lettuce Cats
Post by: nickmitch on September 06, 2011, 10:07:26 PM
I need to get a job doing that!
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: EasyCure on September 06, 2011, 11:25:47 PM
This once again proves my theory about girls and cameras. Something about just having a camera guy makes everything you do okay.
if we band together into small three man crews, we can have an NWR Breasts Fondling Team. One man is our anchor, another is the camera guy, the last is the sound guy to make us look more professional. In areas that have more NWR members, adding a light guy as well as someone for hair/makeup will make it look over the top real.
Lets do it.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Stogi on September 06, 2011, 11:43:59 PM
Lol NWR Breasts Fondling Team. Something tells me that would end in disaster.
Still, fondling is alright I guess, but why stop there? We could take this global and make it a legit competition. It would blow Girls Gone Wild (i.e. the stupidest 'porn' ever), out of the water.
Imagine finding and having girls enlist in a global competition, sorting them by country, and assembling the best into Team "Insert Country Name", then having those teams compete in a series of events until one country is crowned the winner. It could be done every 4 years like the Olympics or World Cup. It could be epic. Incredibly...INCREDIBLY chauvinistic, but also epic.
Sounds like a hell of job.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: nickmitch on September 07, 2011, 12:34:50 AM
I think a fondling contest would be easier.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: oohhboy on September 07, 2011, 12:58:07 AM
FFS, just make Prono. An NWR Prono.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: nickmitch on September 07, 2011, 01:09:08 AM
NWR parody porno? Or NWR Special: Ty's LOVEhouse: a Video Podcast?
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Stogi on September 07, 2011, 01:18:08 AM
So you want your own Miss World where you bone the contestants in exchange for promises that they will win?
And you don't?
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: oohhboy on September 07, 2011, 01:35:54 AM
Of course I do. I just wish that he would get to the point.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Stogi on September 07, 2011, 01:36:21 AM
Kinda, but I want to travel the entire world every four years while trying to find the hottest women in the world to represent their country in a nude Miss Team World Cup where I bone contestants in exchange for promises, documenting every crazy night while I laugh all the way to the bank.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: ShyGuy on September 07, 2011, 01:37:39 AM
Wait, what the heck? I never said that. Seriously.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 12, 2011, 11:35:16 AM
I just needed to store this here for a little while. [NSFW] http://h7.abload.de/img/2dgnjiraufi.gif [NSFW]
someone should just change this thread to Tits & Ass
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: EasyCure on September 12, 2011, 11:10:31 PM
So their are neked pictures of Scarlett Johansson floating around the internet....
Once again, Booty takes the cake. Sorry boobies, maybe next time.
I don't get what you mean? There is no way ScaJoh's booty is better than her breasts.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 14, 2011, 05:30:28 PM
the booty pic is way better than the breast one.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Dasmos on September 14, 2011, 05:48:23 PM
Undoubtably, but the boob one is a terribly unflattering photo.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Stogi on September 14, 2011, 06:28:07 PM
I don't see how it's unflattering. That pic looks like she's holding on to you while your banging her.
The booty pic is by far more unflattering because she's just standing there. She's not arching her back or sticking out her butt, she's not posing with her mouth open or even looking at the camera....she's just standing.
But still, her butt looks better than her bressessets. And that's the truth.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: nickmitch on September 14, 2011, 07:59:41 PM
I don't see how that means that booties are better in general, just because they're better on a couple chicks.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Oblivion on September 14, 2011, 08:09:09 PM
Honestly, I don't like either picture. Her retarded face in the booty pic ruins it and the lack of a second tit in the boobs picture ruins that too.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Halbred on September 14, 2011, 09:58:51 PM
I'm of the opinion that ScarJo never actually had big breasts--she just has breasts that were easily manipulated by a push-up bra. Was I secretly disappointed by how flat she appeared in Iron Man 2? Yes. But was I surprised? Not at all.
But that second picture really is terrible. Why would anyone DO this in the Age of the Internetz?
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: ThePerm on September 15, 2011, 12:08:27 AM
i would do scarjo, why complain? It would be a step up definitely haha.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Stogi on September 15, 2011, 05:40:23 AM
Nickmitch -- You must be black. Not to be rude, but how many fat white chicks have you been with?
Oblivion -- Who gives a **** if the pictures are "retarded"? Your comment is retarded. Have you ever had a chick send you nekked photos before? Didn't think so.
Halbred -- I really hope your wife has a big bust. Otherwise.....****...just otherwise.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: nickmitch on September 15, 2011, 09:14:23 PM
1) I thought my blackness was established. 2) None. Haven't moved outside the race. 3) That's a lot of assumptions.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Morari on September 15, 2011, 09:42:16 PM
I assumed you were Chinese, and was curious as to how many emaciated Meso-American men you had been with...
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Stogi on September 15, 2011, 10:12:03 PM
Nick, it's called a joke bud. I know you're black and i'm playing off of stereotypes.
But let's move on from that because you said something stranger. You haven't moved outside the race? WHAAAAT?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOwRqQ70p-k#t=18s)
Don't get me wrong, I love my Nubian Princesses and African Queens as much as the next person, but there is a whole world out there. And it's filled with pussy.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: nickmitch on September 15, 2011, 10:17:27 PM
Lol, it's not from lack of interest. I've made attempts, but there are never too many plump, white girls wherever I wind up. I just take what falls in to my lap, and it's always been brown.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Stogi on September 15, 2011, 10:36:13 PM
What are you? A trap door spider? A recluse?
Is "Gotcha Bitch!" your motto?
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: nickmitch on September 15, 2011, 11:03:09 PM
It's more of a catch phrase.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Oblivion on September 16, 2011, 12:09:49 AM
Like you can stop me.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Halbred on September 16, 2011, 01:47:27 AM
preferably in the Power Girl costume (Halloween is only a few weeks away)
I doubt we'll ever get her in a PeeGee costume, although I've brought it up many times. Last night I convinced her we should be Finn and Fionna from Adventure Time together. She said yes once she saw the hat. So you'll probably get a picture of THAT.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Morari on September 17, 2011, 11:32:56 AM
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on September 17, 2011, 03:43:46 PM
I claim this thread for fighting games!
(http://i.imgur.com/0nexW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/FW0MC.jpg)
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 17, 2011, 04:37:03 PM
I prefer to keep it real.
Who wants to see a picture of me enjoying both tits and ass? (applaud +1, if enough applauds happen I will post the pic) [at time of posting: +378/-342 = +36] When I get to +60, the pic gets posted.
and I swear it is of me and I'm in the club and there is a very scantily dressed woman allowing me to enjoy every piece of her.... publicly (with drink in my hand).
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: NWR_insanolord on September 17, 2011, 05:35:25 PM
This can't possibly end badly.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Oblivion on September 17, 2011, 05:47:32 PM
I can't applaud but I'll do it in spirit.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Crimm on September 17, 2011, 06:54:44 PM
Fair warning: rules apply in the funhouse.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 17, 2011, 06:57:52 PM
I'm pretty sure if any of the other pics in this thread haven't violated any rules, then this pic won't either. A full length video of when this pic was taken might, but the pic itself is not gonna violate any censorship rules.
edit: At +40, +45, +50 & +55 I'll describe different parts of the scenario in the pic At +60 I'll post the pic itself.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: ThePerm on September 17, 2011, 07:10:21 PM
hawtness!!!
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Morari on September 17, 2011, 09:51:12 PM
Who wants to see a picture of me enjoying both tits and ass? (applaud +1, if enough applauds happen I will post the pic) [at time of posting: +378/-342 = +36] When I get to +60, the pic gets posted.
and I swear it is of me and I'm in the club and there is a very scantily dressed woman allowing me to enjoy every piece of her.... publicly (with drink in my hand).
At +40, +45, +50 & +55 I'll describe different parts of the scenario in the pic At +60 I'll post the pic itself.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 18, 2011, 01:40:00 AM
Score: +384/-344 = +40
The scene is my favorite local bar back in the day. It had a nice dance floor and lots of girls always showed up for a certain reason every Tuesday. And I was there EVERY tuesday for that same reason.
And trust me when I say that if you were there with me, you would probably come back every Tuesday too. that is if you liked girls, liquor and after parties.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: nickmitch on September 18, 2011, 01:49:56 AM
Ladies night? Yeah, those are pretty cool.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 18, 2011, 01:54:16 AM
Nope it was better than that. Much better than that.
As a matter of fact, it was so good, they had to stop doing it. I know I took full advantage.
I don't wanna call it guys nite (mostly because it doesn't sound right), but every Tuesday was definitely MY nite.
But I'll say more when the score reaches +45
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: nickmitch on September 18, 2011, 03:05:39 AM
I was kidding. I assumed it was some kind of pudding wrestling.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 18, 2011, 03:09:05 AM
That was supposedly happening at some point in time at some other bar down the street and around the corner (WPLJ's), but I've never been there since it has widely be considered a Cougar bar and there were far too many hot 20somethings at all the other bars to bother attempting to land a 40-50something at the time.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Morari on September 18, 2011, 10:19:39 AM
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 18, 2011, 04:45:49 PM
Score: +389/-344 = +45
The name of the bar was O'Kearneys and the Tuesday event was The Calendar Contest, but we not so secretly called it "Titty Tuesdays" (another bar around the corner had Taco Tuesdays, so it was sorta a play on that). The idea was that people (the contest was originally male and female, but I put a quick end to that), recruited out of the crowd most of the time, would come out to the dance floor, which had been cleared and set up more like a stage, and then dance to the song of their choice. Winner moves to the next round at the end of the month. So in a 4 week month, there would be 3 regular contest and then a grand finale on the final Tuesday in which the winner would get that month in the end of the year Calender. The winner of each week would also win free drinks and a small amount of cash. Calendar winner would also get a make over, photoshoot and free copy of the calender along with another cash prize.
It started out innocent enough, till women were really starting to compete for that prize. Free drinks and take home money is a nice motivator. In the pic, you see how far the competitors were willing to go to win. And trust me when I say I was not complaining.
more detail @ +50
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: EasyCure on September 18, 2011, 04:55:32 PM
Going back to SJ for a second. Does anyone know where I can view these.. for science of course. PM me so I don't have to search through a ton of google links.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 18, 2011, 05:03:06 PM
Google Search: scarlett johansson leaked photos 2011
click on images and enjoy.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 18, 2011, 11:38:12 PM
Score: Score: +394/-344 = +50
I wasn't a judge for the contest, but I was very influential to the voting process. During a regular weekly contest the audience was the judge, so whoever had the most supports usually won... I did mention how this was practically my bar right? I knew everyone from the owners to the bartenders, bouncers, DJ, host, waitresses & ALL the regulars. I was also an unofficial recruiter for the contest, so they would pay me for every girl I would sign up, and I would make sure that any girl I talked to knew that they had a better chance at winning if they signed up through me and not the official promoters. I also had access to free drinks (my money was no good at this bar as far as one bartender was concerned), so I would hand a few on most tuesdays to get the vibe just right.
Since i knew everyone that mattered at the bar, brought most of "my peoples" in to party every Tuesday (free drinks bitches) and I was also recruiting, it was pretty common knowledge that I could sway a large portion of the crowd on most nights.
On this particular night (the night of the pic), there were 3 women that really wanted to win, and their best shot at that was to sway the people with the most pull.... and since i had a front row seat* (like usual) that would be me. The pic is me and one of those 3 girls... she almost made me spill my drink.
More on what some of the girls would do to try and win & why it all had to come to an end @ +55 Pic @ +60
*I would usually get there early (right after work @ about 8pm) and reserve an entire section for all my peoples to sit and have unobstructed view of the events. I would also hand out discount drink tickets and sometimes free drinks, depending on who it was. I was what could be considered a "Local Celebrity" since if you saw me there, you knew we were about to have a good time. I was always about making sure we were all taken care of when it came to the places I had pull, which was a few of the bars in that city. Free/discounted entrance fee, VIP seating, stiff drinks, free drinks, after parties, etc etc. It was always a good time.
Title: Re: Breasts
Post by: Stogi on September 19, 2011, 12:31:06 AM
Lol, it's not from lack of interest. I've made attempts, but there are never too many plump, white girls wherever I wind up. I just take what falls in to my lap, and it's always been brown.
I've been a Creature of Convenience® for years. It's worked to pretty well so far too. Very diversified covering just about everything except Indian (dot not feather).
Title: Re: Breasts (NSFW - if the title doesn't give that away)
Post by: Stogi on September 19, 2011, 02:52:37 PM
I gotta ask...how attractive are these women? Because unless you're loaded, rarely will a 8 or a 9 just drop into your lap.
The only way I could see that happening is if you are surrounded by a couple hot friends to begin with.
Title: Re: Breasts (NSFW - if the title doesn't give that away)
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 19, 2011, 02:54:29 PM
I am master of the wing-woman.
need I say more? maybe I should.
I'm not gonna say that dime pieces are falling in my lap, but I'm certainly not letting a 5 sit there either. I got standards and my wing women will weed out the majority of undesireables. But they make fantastic HYPE people that puts you on other womens radars with minimal effort from myself.
But you already know all about that.
Title: Re: Breasts (NSFW - if the title doesn't give that away)
Post by: Stogi on September 19, 2011, 03:07:02 PM
The Lion approach; i.e. women bringing you your breakfast. While it works great, you can't rely on it. What happens when you travel? Will you simply ignore all the attractive women you see because you don't have a women to be your ice-breaker?
I prefer my chameleon approach. I changed my attitude, my style, and sometimes even my back story to fit the situation. I talk to women like they aren't a piece of meat, instead luring them in to hover like a fly around my head. Then I strike, usually in the form of a funny, but sad anecdote, a dance, or speaking a bit of Arabic.
Title: Re: Breasts (NSFW - if the title doesn't give that away)
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 19, 2011, 03:12:26 PM
I've approached women on my own too, but that has never really been my way nor has it ever really been all that necessary since I consider myself a Creature of Convenience®
can someone make that my tag please.
Title: Re: Breasts (NSFW - if the title doesn't give that away)
Post by: Stogi on September 19, 2011, 04:01:22 PM
I guess we're two different animals. At some point in my life, I plan on settling down and having kids, and I don't want my spouse to be someone who just fell into my lap. All this practicing in seduction is so I am able to win her heart when I do see the women of my dreams. But it's not just about me having a gorgeous wife. The more attractive, smarter and diverse she is, the more blessed my children will be.
Title: Re: Breasts (NSFW - if the title doesn't give that away)
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 19, 2011, 04:06:58 PM
Score: +400/-345 = +55
Previously I mentioned that eventually this "Calendar Contest" had to get shut down.... we all knew it was gonna happen sooner or later, but that's why I made sure to enjoy it as much as possible while it lasted.
During the later months of the contest, word was out, people were bringing in crowds to cheer, some girls even came with outfits ready (halloween contest was pretty nice). The contest (with a little prodding from guys like me) had basically turned into a softcore strip joint every Tuesday nite. Girls were stripping down to their bra and panties, and there were more than a few "wardrobe malfunctions" too.
I actually helped a girl I recruited win one night by handing her my bottle of water and instructing her to douse her self and her friend (both wearing white shirts) in the water. It was the first and only Wet T-Shirt contestant of the contest. I'm sure someone else would have attempted it, but they probably didn't want to walk around the bar for the rest of the night all soaking wet.
At one point, after it started to get so raunchy that they had to cut out the front row audience lap dances ( ;) see the pic :P: ), these two girls came out on the stage and did a strip tease to each other. Now that wouldn't have been so bad had that been all it was. Both of these girls were drunk, horny and wanted to win... they had already stripped each other down to bra and panties when all of a sudden the other one ripped the panties off her friend and started going to town on her. The music stopped ::cue the record skip:: and they were shuffled off the stage and the next contestant brought out after the host tried to regain some sort of control of the situation and calm the crowd down. We just went from softcore strip teases to full on sex acts being performed right infront of out eyes. Needless to say, those 2 girls were disqualified,, but the rest of the show was alright. That was sort of a tipping point for the show continuing. But that happened midway through 2nd year for the 2nd calender that I'm not sure ever even came out.
But the pic I'm gonna post it from one of the best Titty Tuesday nites ever, before any rule changes took place. This was a nite when there were 8 girls contesting and the bar was packed. I had a front row seat like usual and I knew atleast 1/2 the crowd in the building. Everyone was properly liquored up and the mood was fucking great. This pic is of 1 of the 3 girls from that night that sexually molested me infront of a crowd of ~200 or more people and no, I was not complaining.
The only thing better would be if I had a pic of the girl that came out after her, but I'll tell that part of the story after I post the previously mentioned pic @ +60
Title: Re: Breasts (NSFW - if the title doesn't give that away)
Post by: vudu on September 19, 2011, 05:38:18 PM
WTF
I would ask who dropped the ball on this thread, but it seems every staff member at NWR has already posted in this thread. Don't you people have video games to bitch about?
