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Thanks again, Nintendo, for obsessing about piracy and homebrew.

lol yeah Nintendo you big dicks you are such big dicks Nintendo you are the biggest dicks now I cannot install egg timers and such on my Wii where are the games games games Nintendo hurf durf I am angry at you Nintendo you are ruining my freedom to steal video games.

Aw hell naw now we can't install useless bullshit on the Wii and developers won't be able to patch up their lazy mistakes this is terrible God damn Wii why are you such a video game console go wait in the car.

General Chat / Re: Game Over: One final rant...
« on: January 25, 2009, 09:42:56 PM »
That isn't right.

So what are the mods gonna do about this situation with Ian,Bill,Mario?

Nothing. Ian will continue to drive members away from the forum like he has for the past... six years or so? I can't remember when he started his Ctrl+C Ctrl+V trolling act of posting the exact same garbage in every thread for the sole purpose of baiting other members and destroying any potential relevant conversation. Maybe he'll become a mod!

General Chat / Re: Game Over: One final rant...
« on: January 25, 2009, 06:11:01 AM »
Haha, Mario just linked me to this. Bill's been fighting the good fight for quite some time, but I'm still kinda surprised he's leaving. And for exact same reason I pissed off out of here last year. This forum is a complete joke for anyone that actually wants to discuss video games. You've let the trolls like Ian run free for far too long. Every thread is instantly derailed with the same tired bullshit. Kinda sad, too. I've made some amazing friends here. This used to be a fun place to post. Props for surviving here a lot longer than I did, Bill. See you on MSN!

Also, Mario was banned? Jesus, what the hell. Enjoy your tumbleweed, NWR.

Nintendo Console Discussion / Re: Your VC wish list?
« on: December 04, 2008, 03:45:46 AM »
On SNES and GBA! ='D


Oh God yes. I actually had a vidya game based dream the other day about this game popping up on the VC and I was 100 points short. THEN I WOKE UP ALL ANGRY BECAUSE IT SEEMED SO REAL.


- Beetle Adventure Racing (which will never happen since EA are jerks plus they don't have the BEETLE rights anymore)
- San Francisco Rush (which will never happen since Midway's a big bag of lol)
- Plok! (which will neve... I uh, think this game is lost forever in IP limbo)
- Super Mario All-Stars (LOL)
- Mega CD support (which... may.. happen? It is a mystery)

Nintendo Console Discussion / Re: Wii is 2 years old
« on: November 25, 2008, 01:20:30 AM »
How many years have I been here and Ian Sane says his opinion about Nintendo, mixed with some intelligent and sometimes not intelligent analysis and then we all bash Ian for bashing Nintendo.

It's more pity-bashing by everyone at this stage, I think. I mean, Ian makes up most of PGC/NWR's total forum posts, and he's complained and whinged about Nintendo in all of them. He's willingly wasted his free time for years now on something he obviously hates (Nintendo and video games in general). You've gotta feel sorry for the guy.

WNYX Newsradio / Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« on: November 22, 2008, 12:34:45 AM »

Nintendo Console Discussion / Re: Wii is 2 years old
« on: November 22, 2008, 12:26:50 AM »
Eh, don't bother, Adrock. Ian's got his trolling down pretty damn well. He baits with the same thing every single thread, no matter what it's actually about. He can derail anything. Then he'll proceed to ignore the replies he quotes and copy+paste his initial post. Endless loops.

Nintendo Console Discussion / Re: Wii is 2 years old
« on: November 21, 2008, 11:32:58 PM »
Quote from: Ian Sane
What?  A game that isn't even announced for North America?  This is the big new IP from Nintendo that's supposed to convince me Nintendo isn't neglecting core gamers? 

Is it? I thought it was a video game. Import it and shut up, you cry baby.

Nintendo Console Discussion / Re: Skate It
« on: November 20, 2008, 01:15:19 AM »


IGN must have been very hungry haawuhahuwhuauhaaauhuhhua  :D

Nintendo Console Discussion / Re: Wii is 2 years old
« on: November 19, 2008, 11:30:45 PM »
nintendo has been a successful casual gamer company for 2 years

The NES launched two years ago? Whoa!

General Gaming / Re: Show Your New Avatar Thread
« on: November 19, 2008, 11:27:41 PM »
Here you go;

(The only time I hooked my 360 up online was to laugh at how massive the Burnout demo was, are they going to force this new update on a game disc at some point?)

Nintendo Console Discussion / Re: Wii is 2 years old
« on: November 19, 2008, 01:58:33 AM »
Stood outside Myer on launch day, there was a large crowd. I was talking to this guy about vidya games. Store opens, most of the crowd rush over to the CD section. Turns out Myer had a promotion where the first 100 of's new album came with a free ticket to see their live show.

So, there were six of us there at launch for the Wii. Myer had no idea what we were talking about, they never even bothered to unpack the Wii's, games or accessories in advance so we had to wait around for about half an hour. Then I bought the Wii with Zelda, Rayman, Monkey Ball and Wii Play.

Played Zelda for a few hours, ended up selling it about two weeks later. Monkey Ball and Rayman are no longer with the living either. Only Wii Play remains from launch! Wii Sports was so incredible though, God damn. I have enjoyed many vidya games on the Wii.

- Kororinpa
- Boom Blox
- Ghost Squad
- Disaster: Day of Crisis
- de Blob
- Eledees
- No More Heroes
- House of the Dead 2&3 Return
- Williams Pinball Hall of Fame
- Mario Kart Wii
- Wii Sports
- Bomberman Blast
- Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
- Gottlieb Pinball Classics
- Alien Crush Returns
- Lost Winds
- Toki Tori
- Resident Evil: UC
- Super Mario Galaxy
- Oneechanbara Revolution
- Wario Land: Shake Dimension
- Endless Ocean
- Virtual Console opening the doors to the likes of the TG-16 which was never released here. Also Sin & Punishment

Not bad for a console with no games.

WNYX Newsradio / Re: DAaaMaan64 is NOT to be trusted
« on: November 19, 2008, 01:07:37 AM »
I don't see the problem here.

He still sent you a replacement Okami cover!

General Gaming / Re: The PATHETIC state of the gaming 'media'
« on: November 19, 2008, 12:59:45 AM »
1UP's reviews are always really short and for the most part, really useless.

You know, I've been writing reviews for the unknown website world of A-N for almost a year now. One of the better moments was watching people get honestly offended at my The Incredible Maze review when GoNintendo linked to it.

I can see why so many reviewers are such dicks.

I'll probably pick this up when it gets a PAL release late next year; game gives me a real MACE: The Dark Age vibe for lol.

Nintendo Console Discussion / Re: Disaster: Day of Crisis
« on: November 17, 2008, 11:48:36 PM »
Yeah, distribution's piss poor. Only one store in town here bothered to stock it. =\

Nintendo Console Discussion / Re: Shaun White Snowboarding: Road Trip
« on: November 17, 2008, 03:25:23 AM »
Enjoying this, it's nothing really amazing, but it's fun. And fun is good for the few of us here that actually play video games!

(Soundtrack's good too!)

Nintendo Console Discussion / Re: Disaster: Day of Crisis
« on: November 17, 2008, 03:18:19 AM »
This game's bloody incredible. One of the best single player experieces on the Wii yet; you never know what the hell is going to happen next and it throws so much at you at a rapid pace. Never a dull moment. One minute you're taking down a helicopter with a handgun, the next you're being swept away in a tsunami, only to wash up next to a maniac with a bomb strapped to his chest.

The industry destroying 'mini-games' (uuurrr hurrr can't possibly enjoy those) work really well. Many of them are one-offs and you'll be learning how to control them on-the-fly, which adds to the intensity. Seriously, there are just so many hilariously random, amazing moments. It easily surpasses Disaster Report and Raw Danger on PS2 in this regard, ie; INFERNAL GETS HARD FOR THESE TWO GAMES.

This is my Wii GOTY. <3

... Have they tried Euro publishers? The smaller American publishers may have turned into bumbling arseholes this generation (aside from the likes of XSEED), but they'd have no trouble getting this out in Europe. At least then American's could import it.

I enjoyed Intellivision Lives! on PS2, but the controls really hurt it. I can see a DS version working much, much better (touch screen controller <3). Good luck to these guys, anyway!


Nintendo Console Discussion / Re: Shaun White Snowboarding: Road Trip
« on: November 15, 2008, 04:09:05 AM »
I'M CONVINCED. Picking this up tomorrow, intense creatures from Ganon (Ubisoft) and so forth. I abused my Balance Board by forcing it to experience the terror of The Incredible Maze, it's about time I treat it to something good.

TalkBack / Re: REVIEWS: Princess Debut
« on: November 07, 2008, 02:30:20 AM »
Imagine: Figure Skater vs Princess Debut. Girly dance 'em ups/visual novels/DEM LOVIN' SIMS GO!

Nintendo Console Discussion / Re: Links Crossbow Training
« on: October 27, 2008, 09:56:11 PM »
Awesome game, loved the scoring system. It's too bad Nintendo completely gave up on the Zapper after its release, need MOAR first party lightgun games.

More lightgun games in general would be rad.

And those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad.

SEGA let me have sex with you.

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