Topic: You know what's worse than Trump's inauguration today?

[Khushrenada]

It's also Lucario's birthday in Australia!






There's your birthday thread, Lucario! Now get off my back!   

[Wah]

YAY!
You remembered!...

[Evan_B]

Of course we remembered.

We are you, after all.

[Soren]

I was going to say the Switch's chances to be a successful console, but ok, that works too I guess.

[Khushrenada]

YAY!
You remembered!...

Took you long enough to see this thread....

I was going to say the Switch's chances to be a successful console, but ok, that works too I guess.

Hater alert! But seriously, what's so bad about the Switch failing? I heard it from a very trustworthy and reliable source that after the Switch fails for the next 3 years then Nintendo will release the $99.00 dollar console dongle everyone wants and reach mass market appeal to dominate the industry. Sounds like we should all be rooting against the Switch.

[ShyGuy]

Wait, are you saying the inauguration of Trump was a bad thing?

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[Khushrenada]

I'm saying it's clickbait to get people to check out this thread and then pull the ol' switcheroo and talk about Lucario's birthday.

[Silenced]

I'm debating over which is worse...

[ShyGuy]

DID SOMEONE SAY CLICKBAIT?

This politician just got DESTROYED by a d-list celebrity on Twitter!

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You won't believe what happens next!
Doctors hate him!
Trump says this is the best way to lose your Mortgage!
Hilary Clinton Photoshop!

[Manly_Eyepatch]

Do I know what's worse? I'll tell you what's worse.

Gettin' stuck behind enemy lines with a full battalion of Jerry's seachin' high and low for ya, and all ya got to keep 'em at bay is the cover of a mangy lookin' Juniper bush to hide ya, and a pointed stick to defend yerself if they catch ya. And it's pitch black out and freezin' cold, and ya gotta piss so bad yer back teeth are floatin' but ya don't dare go cuz the smell'll tip off the damn Jerry's combin' the brush with their rifles not more'n 10 feet from ya.

That's what's worse. But not by much, by God!

[Khushrenada]

Do I know what's worse? I'll tell you what's worse.

Gettin' stuck behind enemy lines with a full battalion of Jerry's seachin' high and low for ya, and all ya got to keep 'em at bay is the cover of a mangy lookin' Juniper bush to hide ya, and a pointed stick to defend yerself if they catch ya. And it's pitch black out and freezin' cold, and ya gotta piss so bad yer back teeth are floatin' but ya don't dare go cuz the smell'll tip off the damn Jerry's combin' the brush with their rifles not more'n 10 feet from ya.

That's what's worse. But not by much, by God!

Love it! Best new poster in years. Perfect Lancaster imitation. Great job!


Nah, sarge! I'll tell you what's worse than that. These damn K-rations the army gives us. I think my stomach is going to kill me before the Krauts ever get a chance! Join the army, they said. See the world, they said. No said anything about doing it on an empty stomach. I really hope someone socks it to Hitler and soon! I'm getting pretty sick of seeing the world from the bottom of a foxhole.

[Manly_Eyepatch]

Those girls are wearing suits, by God! That ain't right.

And with your bellyachin' about the food around here, you're one of 'em! Stop complainin' like a sissy and get back to work, private. Those pots ain't gonna scrub themselves.

And here, take these. One's a flask with my last shots of whiskey, the other's my last half a Hershey Bar. You need 'em more'n I do. Don't mind my yellin' at ya, son. This war, or conflict, or police action, or whatverethehell the meatheads in charge are callin' it this week, can sometimes get to us all. War is Hell, son. Goddam stinkin', festering pools of lava-filled Hell!

[Khushrenada]

Those girls are wearing suits, by God! That ain't right.

Just another reason we gotta take it to these Japa-Nazi's, those cowardly sneak-attack artists.

And with your bellyachin' about the food around here, you're one of 'em! Stop complainin' like a sissy and get back to work, private. Those pots ain't gonna scrub themselves.

And here, take these. One's a flask with my last shots of whiskey, the other's my last half a Hershey Bar. You need 'em more'n I do. Don't mind my yellin' at ya, son. This war, or conflict, or police action, or whatverethehell the meatheads in charge are callin' it this week, can sometimes get to us all. War is Hell, son. Goddam stinkin', festering pools of lava-filled Hell!

Thanks, Sarge. You're right that I need to suck it up. I guess I'm just feeling lonesome and worrying about my girl back home after this letter I got from her last week. She's started working at a shipyard to help out in the war effort and I can't help but feel that if I wasn't here then I'd be able to take care of her like I should and she wouldn't have to be doing that kind of work. Meanwhile, command has us just freezing our butts off out here and keeping us in a holding pattern. Let's advance already and end this miserable job. The sooner we can advance and eliminate these Krauts then the sooner we can go home!

[Wah]

ummmm i wonder if this is a Khush dupe...

[Khushrenada]

That's some high praise for Mr. Manly_Eyepatch! His posting is so good people think he's got to be me because it is rare for anyone for anyone to reach my levels of forum quality. Well done, sir!

[Fatty The Hutt]

That's some high praise for Mr. Manly_Eyepatch! His posting is so good people think he's got to be me because it is rare for anyone for anyone to reach my levels of forum quality. Well done, sir!

Or Madam .... ?

[Manly_Eyepatch]

That's some high praise for Mr. Manly_Eyepatch! His posting is so good people think he's got to be me because it is rare for anyone for anyone to reach my levels of forum quality. Well done, sir!

Or Madam .... ?

Hey now!
I'll allow a certain amount of hi-jinx and shenanigans for the men to let off steam, but this is A Bridge Too Far!

[Khushrenada]

Aw crap. Not this again.

[ShyGuy]

Quiet, you Canadian!

[nickmitch]

Was there another inauguration today?

[BeautifulShy]

Was there another inauguration today?

Unfortunately no.  Just a reminder of how we are still on an alternate timeline that hopefully doesn't end in our destruction.

[Khushrenada]

Actually, I was referring more to Lucario's birthday happening again at this time.

[Khushrenada]

Quiet, you Canadian!

I'm not Canadian. I'm a Mexican Muslim stealing your jobs and selling them to the Chinese black market for drugs in order to weaken your economy and take away your guns.

[nickmitch]

Actually, I was referring more to Lucario's birthday happening again at this time.

Even worse!

Was there another inauguration today?

Unfortunately no.  Just a reminder of how we are still on an alternate timeline that hopefully doesn't end in our destruction.

Could be worse, we could be the time line where that Nick Cage Superman movie got made.

[BeautifulShy]

Was there another inauguration today?

Unfortunately no.  Just a reminder of how we are still on an alternate timeline that hopefully doesn't end in our destruction.

Could be worse, we could be the time line where that Nick Cage Superman movie got made.

That was a thing that almost happened? That is totally worse than what we got with Superman in the current timeline in film.

[ShyGuy]

[BeautifulShy]

Oh god!!