Oh yeah baby. You knew we were going to take this party train to Pumpkin Hill sooner or later. Get your freak on.
Also, since poll results were all over the place and hurtful at times, (I think stevey voted twice), I'm going to give the facts to let the day get started and add the story later like I've been doing.
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So, uh, I'll start off with the story for the events of Day 7. Since the Day 8 thread was locked when I asked for it not to be, I'll have to stick that story in here. Maybe at some point, someone will correct this horrible oversight. But in the meantime, here goes:
At the Mystic Ruins,
Vector the Crocodile Stogi was chilling at the steps of a Mayan like pyramid. Just enjoying the groove blasting through his headphones and wishing joy and peace to the world.
(Vector the Crocodile during happier times)
"Blaze the Cat said Vector was mafia. Let's kill him on the spot," said Knuckles.
"I'm not so sure," said the Biolizard, "Blaze never said for certain that Vector was mafia."
"Who the heck invited you?" asked Tails, "You haven't even appeared in the story once until now. Now you think you are our leader."
"Hey, I'm the bleeping ultimate lifeform over here," the Biolizard said, "I can do what I dang well please and you can live with it."
"Prototype ultimate lifeform," E-102 Gamma corrected.
"The heck...? I'm being corrected by another person who finally decided who he was and popped up into the story. You have less credibility than anyone here," the Biolizard hissed.
"E-102 Gamma did not mean to start anything. I am programmed to state fact," E-102 said, "robotically".
"Here's a fact. No one likes you. And why hasn't anyone held down the crocodile yet so we can kill him?" the Biolizard asked angrily.
Meanwhile, Vector continued to stare at the scene unfolding around him. With his music blaring, he couldn't hear what they were saying about him. Instead, he was wondering what he must have smoked to cause this hallucination.
"Alright. Here's your proof. Espio was a good guy but he was killed. Well, before his death, Vector and Espio had a fight. Here's video of it," the Biolizard stated. Then he showed the townies.
"The video's kinda fuzzy and hard to make out," Knuckles said.
"Good enough for me," said the Chao, "But can we do it? Look at him. He's built like a rock. And such sharp teeth."
"There's only one man who can take down a crocodile. I have summoned him. Behold, he has arrived," Tikal announced.
Watching the scene, Vector suddenly freaked out when he saw who had arrived. I'm just hallucinating, he told himself. But he knew he wasn't. He began to run and run through the jungle but his foe kept pursuing him. And then, with a great leap, the man was on top of him.
(Crikey! Ain't a Vector a gorgeous beaut? Ah, she's lovely.)
And with that,
Vector, an innocent townie was never heard from again.
"Another job done," the Biolizard grunted.
"But he was innocent," E-102 Gamma protested.
"Shut it. You wanted him dead and I gave you what you wanted. I'm the ultimate lifeform and I'll do what is neccessary knowing that it's right," the Biolizard bellowed.
"Illogical in many ways. Biolizard is prototype...." E-102 Gamma said, "mechanically". He was cut off as the Biolizard swung its tail and sent E-102 Gamma into the air and into Robotnik's flying egg fleet.
"Oh well. Guess we'll just have to go there and get him down," the Biolizard sighed.
"But..." Big the Cat started to say.
"What?!!" the Biolizard screamed, turning to face Big.
"Um... Nothing. Maybe Froggy is up there. Froggy will know who's mafia. He'll know what to do," Big the Cat said.
"Good. That's good," the Biolizard agreed and then turned off into the jungle. The other animals followed suit except for Tikal who didn't feel like leaving her home so soon.
As night fell,
Golden "Tikal" Phoenix stared at the stars wondering what direction she should go. She suddenly realized that two people were standing behind here.
"Oh no!" she gasped, "Are you mafia?"
Tikal looked at the Genesis mafia with the saddest expression she could muster.
"Uh, listen. I'm, uh, I'm.. I'm real sorry to uh, to, uh, have to do this to you.... Again. I, I, uh, I really am sorry. You seem to uh, to, to be, uh, real popular given the fact that you, uh, you uh, well, the fact that you were brought back to life shows that, uh, you, you are pretty popular. It breaks my heart. It really does. It breaks my heart to have to be the one to do this to you. Again. I wasn't totally responsible the first time, I mean, that's not to say I was completely innocent, it's just that, well, I mean, this time it's all my decision. And, and listen. Don't feel bad. This isn't personal. It really isn't personal. I just, I just, well, people listen to you a lot and you're quite powerful and that's just a threat to us. I, I, hope that being able to live longer was fun for you. I'm happy to see you make it so far. Uh geez, this is difficult. Let, let me just say this. I respect you a lot. You deserved the opportunity to get as far as you have. And I blame the cruel wind of chance that has put me in this position where I am against you. Do you understand?" the Mafia member blathered apologetically.
But it was too late. Tikal had already died. From boredom because of the long winded speech. And thus
Tikal was killed a second time by the Genesis Mafia. But the Genesis Mafia made sure to give her a proper burial this time with a fitting memorial. In fact, they even started a fan shrine website for Tikal to allow people to share their memories of her with one another.
(The Tikal Shrine Homepage.)
Meanwhile, after using some means of transportation that, oh, let's say Tails invented, the motley crew found themselves aboard the Egg Fleet. What would they discover today?
Day 8 Begins:
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And now I can make the story for Day 8.
Our heroes arrived at The Egg Fleet.
"I wonder where Froggy could be?" asked Big the Cat, still unable to locate his friend.
"Forget that. I want to know who is controlling this fleet," stated the Biolizard.
"Beats me," said
Toruresu, who asked to be one of the rabbits Sonic releases from captivity in the first Sonic games when he jumps on a robotizer and destroys it and allows the animals to escape but since I can't find a bloody picture of one of those rabbits I'm going to just assign him Bunnie Rabbot and he can be happy with it.
(This is Toruresu. Looks like there was a female character left after all. Deal with it.)
"Wait, a second. You're half robot. You're probably controlling the whole fleet," the Biolizard accused.
"Don't be ridiculous," Bunnie Rabbot replied.
"You know how in Star Trek, there's a character who will appear for the first time suddenly at the start of an episode and you know they'll be dead before the theme song even starts?" Tails asked, "Well, you're that character. Thanks for showing up."
"The mutant fox is right," bellowed the Biolizard and then he unleashed the full fury of his power.
"Rooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" the might creature screamed as he magnetically pulled in the flagship of the Egg Fleet down on top of Bunnie Rabbot and the ship she was standing on.
At that moment, E-102 Gamma showed up.
"Stop! What are you doing?" E-102 asked, "
Toruresu is a townie."
But it was too late to stop the mighty ship from falling out of the sky.
(Impressive special effects. Bigger than Titanic.)
And so Toruresu died in a huge, fiery collision of steel and iron.
Night fell and our heroes were still moping about on the Egg Fleet.
"I was sure that I was right this time," Biolizard moaned.
"There, there. It wasn't your fault," E-102 Gamma said, "automatically."
"Hey look. Pumpkin Hill. I love that place," Knuckles said, pointing towards that area on the ground, "Let's go there."
"Why?" asked the Chao.
"Nothing better to do. In fact, I can't even remember what we are running around for anyways?" Knuckles answered.
The others nodded and agreed and followed Knuckles to the hotspot of Mobius.
Spak-Spang The Biolizard stayed behind to sulk. Suddenly, he was struck from behind!
(Painful!)
The Genesis Mafia had pirated a ship in the Egg Fleet and had now rammed it into the Biolizard in a most painful way.
(Whoa dude. You get the idea. Whoa dude.)
Writhing in agony, the Biolizard tried in vain to escape but it's stubby legs were unable to reach the mass behind him and push himself free.
"I think it's kind of funny and I think it's kind of sad. Even though I'm dying part of me feels really glad," the Biolizard sang. And then he died.
The two Genesis Mafia members high-fived each other in the cockpit.
Another successful killing by the Mafia.Down on Pumpkin Hill, Tails turned to Knuckles and asked, "What is that ship doing to Biolizard?"
"Uh, well, uh, the thing is, uh, well, uh love can blossem in strange, uh, hey! Is that a ghost over there?" Knuckles pointed and ran off.
"Wait for me," Tails yelled.
And they never looked up in the sky again.
Day 9 begins.
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