Outside a labratory in Hong Kong, a scientist steps out into the cold night air. Walking to his vehicle, he realizes someone is following him. Hurrying to his vehicle, he finds a man waiting for him there with a gun.
"Put your hands up," ordered the man.
The scientist begins to do so and then jumps behind another vehicle. He then uses the other vehicles in the lot for cover and starts screaming for help. Two security guards hear his cries and run into the lot. A cat and mouse game ensues. One of the guards is attacked from behind with a wire and strangled. The wire retracts back into a watch.
The other guard is scanning through the lot with his flashlight when he hears a noise a behind him. He turns around with his gun ready to fire only to see a giant of a man standing behind him. The man smiles flashing his metal teeth. The gun slips from the guard's hand as he is paralyzed in terror. Jaws lifts the man up and tosses him into the side of a parked car leaving the guard knocked out.
The scientist, meanwhile, has broken into a car and is trying to start it when a woman walks up to it.
"What are you doing in my car?" she asks.
"It's not what it looks like," the man stammers, "There's someone with a gun out there after me."
"Get out of the car," the woman orders, "Or I'll scream for help."
"Alright. Keep it down. He might hear," the scientist said, climbing out of the car. Suddenly, the woman jumped on the man and started squeezing him with her legs.
"What are you...? Stop. I can't breathe. You're crushing me..." the scientist wheezed and began to pass out.
"That's enough. We're here to capture him not kill him, " said the man with the gun.
The woman looked at the man with anger but stopped squeezing him and got off him. The man with the gun checks his watch. It's the same watch that contained the wire used to strangle the guard.
"Jaws, get over here," the man barked, "Grab him and let's go."
Jaws came over and grabbed the unconscious scientist and carried him over to a waiting a vehicle. He threw the scientist onto the backseat and climbed into the vehicle along with the rest of the villians. The man with the gun drives the vehicle towards the exit. A security guard stands at the exit and fires his gun at the oncoming vehicle but to no effect. He dives out the way. As he watches, the vehicle speed off, he catches a glimpse of the driver. The camera reveals it is James Bond.
The vehicle arrives at a harbor. There the villains get out of the car and walk down a pier. At the end of the pier, a submarine is waiting. Jaws hands off the scientist to some off the sub crew and then climbs in, followed by Xenia. James Bond reaches for his own neck and tears off his face. It is a mask being worn by Red Grant. Red throws the mask into the water and then climbs into the sub, closing the hatch behind him.
The scene cuts to Siberia. James Bond is holding onto the back of a snowmobile as the driver fights to make him let go. The driver reaches in his pocket and pulls out a knife. He stabs at Bond's hands but Bond lets go before he can hit it.
Flipping in the snow, Bond finally comes to a stop. He quickly gets up and watches as the snowmobile races off. Looking around, Bond sees a highway a little ways in the distance. Jumbing on his stomach, he slides down the hill towards. Reaching the highway, he flags down a passing motorist. Bond pulls the man out of the vehicle and takes off in it. Zooming down the highway, Bond catches up to the man on the snowmobile. Veering offroad, Bond pusures the snowmobiler. The man, realizing he is being chased by Bond, begins to veer around to shake him off.
Bond struggles to keep the car steady but manages to keep up with the snowmobiler. In an effort to escape, the snowmobiler turns onto a ski hill and races by people skiing down the hill. Bond follows, honking his horn for people to get out of the way. Reaching out the window, Bond grabs a ski pole from one of the people going down the hill. With the car barreling down the hill, Bond begins to pass the man on the snowmobile. As he does so, Bond throws the ski pole into the front tread of the snowmobile causing it to sieze up. The sudden stop in momentum causes the snowmobile to flip throwing the driving into the air and flipping down the hill.
Bond attempts to slow the car down but the icy surface of the hill prevents that from happening. The car begins to fishtail. Bailing out, Bond slides down the hill watching as the car spins down to the bottom of the hill. At the bottom of the hill, the snowmobile drives hits a bump, flies into the air and lands with a thus on his back. Groaning in pain, he looks up the hill to see Bond's former vehicle spinning down the hill towards him. Horrified, the man tries to get out of the way but can't get a grip on the icy surface to move. The car hits the same bump at the bottom of the hill, flips up and lands on top of the snowmobile driver, crushing him.
Arriving at the bottom of the hill, Bond gets up, takes a quick look at his handiwork and runs off towards the ski lodge. At the ski lodge, a horn honks in the parking lot. Bond gets into the waiting vehicle where a voluptious woman is waiting for him.
"Drive," Bond orders.
The woman peels out of the lot onto the road. "Did you get him?" she asks.
"Yes. I think he was crushed," Bond replies. "Turn here."
The woman veered off onto a sideroad pulling into a barn. "What are we stopping here for?" she asked.
Opening up the glove compartment, Bond pulls out a bottle of champagne and pops it open.
"James, there's something you should know. I don't mix work with pleasure."
"Me too. I find it makes the pleasure much more enjoyable." Then he kissed the woman. At first, she resists but soon relents. Cue the opening credits.
Topic: Mafia XXVI: The player list and role guide. With Prologue. (Read 5011 times)
