Topic: Mature MAFIA - Day 1: Alone in the Light

[UncleBob]

My fellow Americans:
I come to you not as your mayor, but as one of you.  We simply have absolutely no idea who killed Mr. vudu.  No one has came forth with information regarding this hideous crime and no clues were left behind on the scene.

The police force is in shambles - torn between looking for the escaped asylum inmate and helping Homeland Security find missing explosives, the few brave men of brass who have chosen NOT to abandon their posts and leave town have been stretched so thin, their efforts at finding this one killer are futile.

As such, we must now depend on you, citizens of North Ridge, to do your duty to stop this criminal - Starting today, you citizens shall vote on which other townfolk you believe has committed this awful crime.  We have instituted martial law - and whomever gets the most votes as the likely serial killer will be put to death.

We do fear there may be some innocent blood lost, but those who's lives are lost will be souls given to God in a quest to free your fellow citizens from tyranny.  To the innocent: do not weep, we give you to God to save your fellow man.  To the one who is guilty: You will fry in hell, you son of a bitch.

So, citizens, do your duty and vote now!  At approximately 7:00 PM Central Standard Time (12:00 Midnight GMT) we will start to tally the votes - the citizen believed to be the serial killer will be put to death instantly.

Good night and good luck.









Is that thing off now?  Good.  Hey!  You!  Get your hands off those!  Them ain't your Funyuns, them's my Funyuns....

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Quick Links:
Initial Signup Thread
Basic MAFIA info, rules and player's list
The Dead Thread
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Day 0 - People, read my rambling posts... there's some good hints in these...
Day 1 - this thread!  Whoo!

[Crimm]

VOTE FUNYUNS!

Real vote coming later.

[Pryopizm]

I vote our Mayor for not being up on his Global Warming/Climate Change science.  When understanding things such as meteorology/geology/astronomy it's best to listen to the scientific community than Fox News.  After all, those guys had a boner for those fictitious Weapons of Mass Destruction that everyone in the world was telling us were not in Iraq.

Unfortunately, I'm not sure we can vote for our Mayor.  So I vote Pryopizm.

[Crimm]

Unfortunately, I'm not sure we can vote for our Mayor.  So I vote Pryopizm.

This is some kind of Jedi mindtrick.

[UncleBob]

By the way - for those new to the MAFIA game format, when you vote, you'll need to post your vote in bold, using the "[b ]and[/b ]" format (without the spaces, of course).

For example, a valid vote would be:
VOTE FUNYUNS!

You can change your vote as long as voting is still taking place, but to do so you must go back and edit your original post to remove the first vote.  You can either replace this vote with a new vote or simply post a new reply to the thread with your new vote.

[Pryopizm]

I erroneously placed the blame from the news on the Mayor.  That's my fault for skimming.  I apologize for my mistake and take full responsibility. 

[UncleBob]

To clear this up, as there seems to be some confusion due to my horrible writing skills (Mature games have bad plots...)

There is a serial killer.  He killed vudu.  He is a player in the game and he made the choice who to kill first.  The purpose of this vote is to vote out the serial killer and remove them from the game.  vudu was a good friend to all and will be missed.

[Pryopizm]

Well, we do know one thing.  The serial killer is a man.  So it couldn't possibly be CyberRat.   

[blackfootsteps]

You can change your vote as long as voting is still taking place, but to do so you must go back and edit your original post to remove the first vote.  You can either replace this vote with a new vote or simply post a new reply to the thread with your new vote.

Beware the ninja vote changing!

[animecyberrat]

not to be a dick or anything but I seriously need someone to tell me if the forums are fucking up on them as bad as they are me, cuz every page is showing up al screwy and loading extremely slow. Cuz I tried for fifteen minutes to post in Day 0 and could not get the page to load right at all.

[blackfootsteps]

Yep, real slow for me too. I assume it's to do with mass mafia shenanigans.

[WindyMan]

Vote DAaaMan64 because how he spells his name has always  bugged me for some reason.

Gotta play your instincts in Mafia.

[Dasmos]

That's a good enough reason for me.

VOTE DAaaMan64

[animecyberrat]

well I hope it gets back to working soon, it would suck to see Unclebobs mafia game ruined as a result.


I am not so sure I am ready to cast my vote just yet but just incase I won't be able to get on latter, I will also say

VOTE DAaaMan64

[Plugabugz]

Vote decoyman because the name fits.

[decoyman]

Whatev. Do what you gotta do, plugz.

Player's List. For convenience! Let's not let people fall off the face of the forum this game, deal? TRANSPARENCY FTW. INVISIBILITY FTL.
animecyberrat
Athrun Zala
Bill Aurion
blackfootsteps
bustin98
Crimm
DAaaMan64
Darkheart
Dasmos
decoyman
EasyCure
insanolord
Khushrenada
Mysticspike
nickmitch
NuclearSpeed
Pale
Plugabugz
Pryopizm
RABicle
Spak-Spang
stevey
WindyMan

Gonna refrain from voting today, as Day 1s are throwaway votes anyways.

[Dasmos]

So in how many hours from my post does the day end? I want to know if it's possible that I'll be awake for the end.

[bustin98]

Haven't we learned from previous games that a day of in-action doesn't do any good?

[RABicle]

I'm gunna vote vudu he's not really dead.

[decoyman]

I'm gunna vote vudu he's not really dead.

Actually, I've been wondering this too. In a mafia with weird rules, are the dead really dead?

Bustin, when's the last time we took out someone other than a townie in the day 1 vote?

[Pale]

I'm going to vote Bustin for crying foul about inaction.

[bustin98]

There are no townies in this game...

[RABicle]

Yeah I'm - on second thought I may not announce my role incase someone else's role out there is dedicated to eliminating a certain prominent gaming industry figure.

[UncleBob]

Point of Clarification: vudu is, in fact, dead.  He cannot be killed again.  A vote for him is like voting for a third party canidate.

[blackfootsteps]

Ken Kutaragi must die.