Waluigi here. Still continuing my story of criminal genius in action.
I arrived at the abandoned mine and quickly grabbed a flashlight and entered. After walking some time, I came upon another figure ahead of me in the distance. I started to creep up to find out who it was when I stubbed my foot on a mine cart rail. The resulting noise caused the figure to see I was behind him and flee. I ran in pursuit. As we ran, there was a sudden rumble in the cave and part of it collapsed on the figure. I rushed over to the collapse and began pulling away rocks. I soon found the person trapped underneath. It was my stoolie. I worked as fast as I could to pull him from out of the rocks and after some time was finally able to do so. Slowly, the eyes of my informant opened and blinked for awhile.
"Are you ok?" I asked, "Can your hear me? Do you need any help?"
But my informant sprang to his feet and said:
"WARIO LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waha, you didn't even know it was me, did you Waluigi? That's because WARIO IS THE MASTER OF DISGUISE. Actually, I'm the MASTER OF EVERYTHING, especially Mafia, or as I like to call it, WAFIA. Drink Coke."
"Of course I knew it was you, stupid. Who else would I turn to for information? We're brothers for crying out loud. And some disguise! You just wore a trenchcoat. Anyone can recognize you," I argued.
"You didn't realize it was me when I was dressed as WaDaisy the other night?" he replied.
"That was you? What... the.." I said stunned.
"Master of Disguise baby!", he answered.
"I.... I.... have to get me bearings," I said, feeling very nauseous and walked away leaving my informant to start gloating away.
"Shank it! Ahh hah hah hah!" he called out as I ran away to the entrance of the cave.
But on my way back out, I ran upon a group of people coming into the cave.
"Where are you all going?" I asked.
"There's been an explosion in the cave. Appearantly, some nut was setting off Ba-bombs in the cave in an attempted robbery. Anyways, it resulted in a large ba-boomb called Punchinello going off and causing a cave-in," explained a passerby.
That explained the rumble that caused the cave-in, I thought. I went in the direction of the people and soon we came into a room that had just been freshly blasted. People were clearing out rubble everywhere. As this clean-up was going on, I began to do an investigation of my own. After awhile, someone suddenly called out that they had found a body. Everyone hurried to see who it was. It turns out it was Croco, although that was just a nickname. According to the documents in his wallet, his real name was Thatguy. No wonder he went by the name Croco. I decided to leave the cave since there was too many people around and investigate this death on my own.
Leaving the cave, I went back to town. Unfortunately main street was closed because the dignitary of Xylvania was visiting and the city was throwing him a parade. As I waited for the parade to pass by, shots rang out. There were some screams and then like an explosion, the news of what happened rushed through the crowd. Kaiser NuclearSpeed Vlad had just been assassinated. I quickly hightailed it out of there. If some nut was willing to shoot Kaiser Vlad, imagine what would happen if he saw an even greater dignitary like myself.
In my rush to escape though, I came upon some very interesting information. The big rumor was that the gang of thieves had taken a rocket ship and blasted off to their moonbase. For once, a rumor that didn't sound like total nonsense. I was definitely going to look into this.
And so Day 7 came and happened to go something like this:
Topic: Rogue Mafia: Day 7. The Moon Base. (Read 5321 times)
