Waluigi still going strong on his recap of wrongdoing.
So, after the fiasco of yesterday and the Ing-controlled Pirate, I needed a fresh perspective. So of course, I went to see my stoolie friend who never stops talking about the same things. But this time, I was to meet him at The Seedy Casino. This suited me just well since I wanted to go there anyways after the information I recieved yesterday. I was to meet him at the Blackjack table. Sure enough, he was there when I arrived. I sat down beside him. Another wager, he asked. And of course I accepted. Things were going ok at first. I only lost half my money after the first two hands. But on the third hand, my informant sudden;y spoke up and said, "Hit me." I immediately turned and swung an uppercut on him, followed by a kick to the gut and then gave a punishing body slam when he fell to the ground. I learned later what the term hit me meant in Blackjack but it worked out better this way. Fearing another Waluigi beatdown, my informant broke down right away. "Please. Let's stop this betting nonsense. Why don't I just tell you all I know and you let me live?" he pleaded as his lip began to swell.
"Wahhhh. Now you're talking. Spill the beans, squawker!" I demanded.
"Clearly, you're thirsty for refreshment, and knowledge. You should obey your thirst by drinking Sprite, and listening to what I have to say. And what I have to say is this: before Sessha died, he gave me with the following message: "Vote Thatguy he's mafia" explained the stoolie.
"I'll think about it," I said, pretending to act nonchalant about the whole thing. Then I gathered up my chips. That's when I was struck with a brilliant idea. I reached over and began to take all my informant's chips as well. He seemed like he was about to object but then when I turned to look at him, he quietly turned his head away and sighed. Elated with my bold move of aggressiveness, I turned to the dealer and tossed hima chp. "Here. Buy yourself a bath, you filthy dog." Then, I went to cash my ships feeling elated. I was definitely sending a message today. From now, there's a meaner, leaner, less cleaner Waluigi in town and everyone better watch out.
As I approached the cashier to exchange mychips, I heard a cry come from in the casino. I ran towards the action. As I did so, people began scattering in all directions. A scuffle had broken out and just ended. Ended with the death of Oohhboy which was an alaias used to hide the identity of his royal highness, King Dedede. It seems the King had been taking some liberties with the all-you-can-eat 3.99 buffett. Things came to a head when the King took all the jumbo shrimp. That's when the accusations started to fly and before anyone knew what had happened the King had been pumped full of soft ice cream from the self-serve soft ice cream machine. Chocolate and vanilla ice cream oozed out from all over the king. It was a real mess.
I did a quick check myself for any identification on the king but none could be found. But then, someone spotted something on the Jello. It was a document detailing how King Dedede would be killed at the buffett and what to do when it happened. Someone very smart had these events all planned out. This person expected the King to die and had arranged in advance to take the King's information. Diabolical.
But then things really got jumping at the casino when shots were fired outside. Again, I ran to see what had happened this time. Racing around to the back of the casino, I found Wolf O'Donnell (or as friends call him, Crimm) lying by a trashcan pumped full of lead. According to people who witnessed the events, Crimm had been involved in a high stakes poker game against some shady characters. The dealer however dealt him the "How to Play Poker" card. Crimm got in a fight with the dealer stating that he was supposed to take that card out of the deck. His opponents demanded he pay up since he lost. Crimm argued that he didn't lose yet. He just wasn't given a real card. Well, in the end, Crimm left in a huff out of the casino and was then gunned down soon after. Was there a connection?
I was too worried to care because I just realized I had left my chips back in the casino. I searched high and low but someone else had already found and taken them. I cursed all the deaths that had distracted me and went home. It wasn't a total wash though. I did beat a one-armed bandit and gained some petty cash that way. His name was Steve and he was blind also so that made the theft that much easier. I didn't bother to throw a coin his way though. I knew there was no way a bath was ever going to make a dent in the way he smelled so why bother tossing money at the problem.
I also learned from the scruff on my way back to the motel that the big rumor was that the gang of thieves had buried their loot in an old abandoned mine. But word got out and so the gang was now going to have to go back to the cave to get their loot before someone else found it. Someone like me. Oh yes. I was going to visit this mine myself and do some heavy searching.
And so Day 6 came and happened to go something like this:
Topic: Roguy Mafia: Day 6. The Abandoned Mine. (Read 9214 times)
