Ehhhh. Waluigi once again. Continuing a fascinatingly boring story of thievery.
My informant had gotten the last of my golf clubs removed from him yesterday and had left the hospital in the evening. Due to his condition, he decided to avoid strenous excercise and went to the racetrack instead. A go-kart racetrack that he owned. I met up with him there. We made a wager again but on my terms. If I win, he has got to tell me all that he knows. But if he wins, he gets all the information I have. He accepted and fell into my trap. I'm a very good racer, you know. In the Mario tour circuits, I've won gold in the Mushroom cup in the 50cc at least twice. Ha ha ha. Very impressive I know.
So, we raced around the looping track. It was just a figure eight. After the first two laps, I had finally figured out where the corners were. Of course, my constant driving in the grass strategy was not paying off as my informant was somehow in the lead. Time for my secret weapon. I pulled out a bob-omb and launched it ahead of him. It blew up knocking him high into the air. However, he got himself together and continued on still in the lead. Puzzled that he was still ahead of me, I drove off the grass and back on to the highway. I also had a green shell with me and carefully started to aim. But then I thought, heck with this, and just a luanched a blue shell. While he was still in the air, I passed him and crossed the finish line.
"Waluigi's number one," I cried. The stoolie just grumbled something. "Time to pay up. What do you have to tell me?", I asked.
"Ah, hello old friend. So I hear we're finally getting some information today, that's a refreshing change of pace. Refreshing like delicious Coca-Cola." he said. He then added, "If you could show me that information, I'll tell you all that has happened."
"Fair enough," I replied. I then passed along the papers I had collected on the various murder victims.
After studying them, he said to me, "
Shift Key was The Muscle of the mafia. He was killed by other rogues."
"The muscle? That makes sense. They'd obviously use the metroid on someone to drain their power and keep them from acting against the mafia. What else?"
"The fact that
Sir_Stabbalot had all all his information stolen tells me that he was the
victim of an identity theft. This identity theft means I can not know what role he used to be."
"I should of realized that the first day. What else?"
"
Stevey was just a rogue who was at the wrong place at the wrong time. I guess he was suspicious enough to other people to cause them to gang up on him.
Tom Nook however, is a different story completely. He was renting a warehouse to the
the mafia and was killed by them because of a rent disagreement. It's a shame to because
Tom Nook was a chivalrous villain and was just keeping the mafia close until he could finish them off himself."
"Incredible. But what about MaryJane?"
"Ah. Now this is an interesting entanglement.
MaryJane was The Slasher that has been terrorizing this town for years. Appearently, he was trying to kill the shadowy figure you saw running away. However, he
was stabbed in the back by some guy trying to act tough."
"
A tough guy, eh? Well, this has been very enlightening. Not bad..... for you."
"I suppose you are going to go to the undersea lab now?"
"How did you know about that?"
"It's all over the news. The undersea lab surfaced to the top of the water. A group of people banded together, found it, broke in and started destroying it."
With that, I was gone. I drove to the docks and stole a boat. Sure enough, floating on the water was a giant bubble like lab. Climbing through a hole blasted in a side of the base, I hurried down some corridors. Finding a map, I studied and figured out where the Main Computer was. I raced towards. When I got there I found two people, one dead and the other crying over him. The dead man was a
ShyGuy named Shyguy. His friend spoke up.
"We were caught in a firefight man. The gang clearly didn't expect us to get to this room. We were at a standstill so I called for
Back-up which was the ShyGuy . We were able to turn the tide and bust in here but by that time, they had made a hole in the floor and were escaping through it. The shyguy, he got caught in the middle of the fight and was taken down. It was an accident. We didn't mean it. He just... he just someone wound up in harm's way," the villain tearfully explained. Then he broke down sobbing.
I left him and went to the computer. In the haste to escape, the gang forgot to delete a sent e-mail. It seems they were going to hide out at an old abandoned castle they had and meet up with a new recruit. I was turning to go when another e-mail arrived. It was from someone claiming their experiment had a breakthrough development. The experiment was being conducted here in this lab. I consulted a map and hurried towards. I found the room and entered.
"Who are you?" demanded the angry doctor as I entered.
"Waluigi. The one and only," I answered, "What is this experiment you have?"
"How do you know about this? Did my wife tell you? Were you sleeping with her to pump her for information on my experiments?"
"Whaaat? No! I got your e-mail. Now what is it?" I answered. This was one mad scientist.
"I see. I was expecting someone else. Now witness the power of science and magic!" he cried and hit a button.
Suddenly, a portal opened up in the room and from it came some dark matter. I watched as it moved along the room towards a table. And there lying on the table was...........
Sir_Stabbalot. The Mad Scientist was experimenting on him! The dark matter took over the space commando and suddenly, he sprang to life!
"Brillaint!" yelled the scientist, "I call it the Ing. They have infused this pirate with new life and purpose. How do you feel?"
The space pirate answered:
"And I know just how you can get it," I cried. "Follow me. We're going to invade a castle."
It turns out, I wasn't the only one who learned about the castle hidout. When we got there the next day, a bunch of other people were already there. The 4th day went something like this:
Topic: Rogue Mafia: Day 4. The Old Abandoned Castle. (Read 12845 times)
