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Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« on: April 08, 2007, 09:13:51 PM »
Let's get this game going already!

Wahhhhhhh! Waluigi here. Here to tell you about one of the most interesting capers in history.

It all started one day when I was walking down the street. I had just been kicked out of the dance hall for gesturing towards my crotch one too many times and had no where to go. As I walked along the street, I came upon the local motion picture hall and decided to go in and see one of those talkies Hollywood has been making. After I swiped some popcorn from a sleeping old man, I settled into my seat and got caught up on news around the world. I enjoyed catching up on what others in the business were doing. Al Capone, Bonnie & Clyde and John Dillinger. All of 'em living it up and putting the slip to the coppers.

It got me thinking. I've been resting on my laurels. Sure. Everyone knows there is no greater villain than Waluigi. Nothing can top the time I stole the Mushroom Kingdom's music keys or when I used a Chain Chomp orb and stole a star from Boo on the last turn which robbed him of victory and made me the superstar. Nothing can top that. Well, except for maybe this. Besides here about other gangster's deeds, the newsreel also had a story about a seaside town named Rogueport and a treasure that was rumored to be buried there from long ago.

Cop 1: Wait a minute. That's your story?! You're going to rip off Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door?

Waluigi: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about a thousand year door? I didn't.

Cop 2: Surely you don't think we'd believe a story like this.

Waluigi: What would you believe? A star rod?

Cop 1: Nope.

Waluigi: A bio-form mutagen called Phazon?

Cop 2: No.

Waluigi: A crime syndicate involved in the selling of stolen pocket monsters?

Cop 1: We're not idiots.

Waluigi: Sacred Treasures stolen by the goddess of darkness? A princess kidnapped by a great evil? A triforce? A star road? A racing belt that combines the two great forces of the universe, light and dark?

Cop 2: Each of these is more unbelievable than the last.

Waluigi: What about a treasure buried under a seaside town the whereabouts of which have long been forgotten?

(Cops look at each other)

Waluigi: This story is different I swear.

Cop 1: All right. Proceed.

So, the newsreel says that this long forgotten treasure has just been found. And I begin thinking to myself about how this would be the perfect little caper for me to pull. The theft a thousand year... I mean, long ago ancient treasure. So, after making some money by selling an extra go-kart I had, I sailed to Rogueport. But when I got there, I learned the terrible truth. The treasure had just been stolen. Appearently, it was taken by a group of 5 thieves. Well, I was upset. How dare someone steal from me first.

It turns out, I wasn't the only one upset. Many other villains from the underword had gathered at this spot in the hopes of taking the treasure for themselves. And they were just as mad to learn someone had beaten them to it. I wondered what I should do next when I remembered my mantra: "Only cheaters mess up." And since this band of thieves had cheated me of this treasure, I knew it would only be a matter of time before they messed up. And I would soon be proven right.

Because the theft had just happened, Rogueport authorities shut down all shipping lanes. That meant the thieves would still be stuck in Rogueport. Reports soon went out that the thieves had gone into hiding in the sewers. Other thieves meanwhile had got it into their heads to track down this gang and steal the treasure from them. Even if that meant murder. Desperate to keep people from finding them out, the gang of thieves was just as ready to kill also. And so I embarked upon a strange journey of my own as I navigated the seedy underworld amidst the carnage that would soon unfold. You got that coppers?

Cop 1: We're getting it. Just continue with the testimony.

Well, it didn't take long for people to start accusing one another which set this whole powderkeg off. The first day went something like this:  
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RE:Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2007, 09:14:35 PM »
And let me just list a few quick reminders:

It is up to you the players to vote. There are no vote enforcement rules for this game. If you don't like the fact that someone is not voting, you kill 'em this time.

If you have a question about your role, send me it in a private message. If it is a general question or you feel it won't reveal your role, then you can feel free to post it in the day's voting thread or player list thread. I'll be checking through here constantly.

Voting will end today at Midnight Eastern Time.

When the vote ends, I ask that everyone with a night action send it to me as soon as possible. In fact, if you want to send it to me earlier in the day, I'd appreciate it. It helps me resolve the actions and write the story sooner and I can get the next day's thread up on time. I will be placing a time limit on night actions this time. If you have not sent me an order by 1:30 AM Eastern Time, you will not get an action for that night.

Make sure you are familiar with the gameplay rules in the sign-up thread.

If you have not chosen a character yet, I will assign you one tomorrow and send you an avatar also. Thanks for the extra work, whichever of you are that lazy.

I think that's everything. Well, let's some carnage people. Game on.
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RE:Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2007, 10:35:00 PM »

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RE: Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2007, 12:37:42 AM »
Vote Khush! Vendetta!!!  
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RE: Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2007, 03:24:45 AM »
Hey Guys,  I got an idea lets go find Baby Bowser and #$^#& him over for taking the place of me and my siblings.  We were cool villians...that Baby is just retarded.  

If only I still had my magic wand...I would be like ZAP!!!  Your a freaking box turtle or handkerchief or something evil like that.


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RE:Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2007, 03:53:20 AM »
Ah, what a wonderful day. The suns out, sky's clear and the birds are singing.

I can't very well have that now, can I? Where'd I put my rifle...
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RE:Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2007, 04:45:02 AM »
PLACEHOLDER

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RE: Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2007, 06:26:17 AM »
Bartender, Another Pint please...I can't end on an odd number.

Seriously, guys.  How could that brat believe Princess Peach is his mom.  She's a beautiful Princess and he's a freaking TURTLE!!!  

There is no way Peach did anything with Bowser, and he isn't the type to bruise and abuse, or take advantage off.  Really, I never quite understood why Bowser was into kidnapping.

But geez, how can that retarded Baby ever take our places.

....

*sigh*

Bartender, hit me again, I can't end on an even number.  


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RE: Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2007, 06:37:35 AM »
I'm going to Vote Shift-Key for a few reasons.
1. He doens't eat breakfast
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2. Voting for first time players is mean, even if Pittboi is lame.

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RE:Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2007, 06:39:56 AM »
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Originally posted by: Spak-Spang
Bartender, Another Pint please...I can't end on an odd number.

Seriously, guys.  How could that brat believe Princess Peach is his mom.  She's a beautiful Princess and he's a freaking TURTLE!!!  

There is no way Peach did anything with Bowser, and he isn't the type to bruise and abuse, or take advantage off.  Really, I never quite understood why Bowser was into kidnapping.

But geez, how can that retarded Baby ever take our places.

....

*sigh*

Bartender, hit me again, I can't end on an even number.


Your griping has gone from cute to annoying.  <vote changed>

(this is only a placeholder vote for now)

 
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RE: Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2007, 06:48:22 AM »
Now that I think it over, Spak has been voted out first (or at least close to first) every time he's played, so Im gonna be nice.

vote shift key for accusing a first timer.  
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RE:Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2007, 07:13:51 AM »
Ooo a bandwagon is starting, I better jump on early so I can take credit for the glory!

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RE: Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2007, 08:07:33 AM »
I need no long speech before this battle, which will be mighty! Snack on my wrath, fink-rats!

VOTE PITTBOI because he has the annoyance of a thousand pairs of wet boxer-briefs.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE: Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2007, 08:18:23 AM »
Pretty speedy bandwagons. Possible connections between players?
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RE: Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2007, 08:33:41 AM »
Could be vudu is trying to save shift key, or 18 days trying to save pittboi.  Pittboi being annoying is as good a reason as any at this point.  I just dont like to vote out first time players on the first night, so Im just going with what I've got right now.
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RE: Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2007, 09:02:48 AM »
Ouch--someone's bitter. Trans-forum hate, not good for the pores, my friend...

Ummm, I guess there really isn't anything to go on at this point. So I'll just dive in and Vote Shift Key in self-defense...

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RE:Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2007, 09:03:57 AM »
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I just dont like to vote out first time players on the first night, so Im just going with what I've got right now.
Normally, I am in agreement with that of which you speak.  It is generally dog bone unsavory to vote out players that which are new to the game.
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Pittboi being annoying is as good a reason as any at this point.
However, the rash in my side that is Pittboi outweighs any negativityness that may come with voting out a newb.  My vote remains and it burns with the fire of a hundred giant lightning bugs.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE:Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2007, 09:19:40 AM »
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However, the rash in my side that is Pittboi outweighs any negativityness that may come with voting out a newb.  My vote remains and it burns with the fire of a hundred giant lightning bugs.


Can Fawful get rashes?
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RE: Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2007, 09:48:25 AM »
  *....

(ShyGuys don't speak)

Commencing online journal of Heihoo the ShyGuy.

- Ran into the red Snifit today. Geez, those guys are jerks. They think they are soooo superior with their projectile firing gas masks. Whatev. My mom still nags me that I didn't join the Snifits apprentice program in school. Get off my back! I have to live my own life, ok? I think I will call Frank the Parakoopa and see how his job interview went.

I guess I am supposed to vote, but I have enough on my mind right now.

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RE:Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2007, 10:05:00 AM »
Did you ever get down on all fours and bark madly at a small dog? It's a blast.
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RE: Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2007, 12:04:15 PM »
First person to tell me who to vote for today wins!
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RE:Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2007, 12:17:29 PM »
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First person to tell me who to vote for today wins!


Yourself.

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RE:Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2007, 12:28:56 PM »
Just want to post a current tally for myself. And I'm sure some people might like to know what we are at.

Shift Key - 4
Pittboi - 2
Pale - 1

The votes keep getting divided by half. Oh no!
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RE: Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2007, 12:47:43 PM »
That doesn't work.

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RE:Rogue Mafia: Day 1.
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2007, 12:54:28 PM »
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That doesn't work.

Vote Sir_Stabbalot


Actually, yes it does work. See your post:

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First person to tell me who to vote for today wins!


Which was followed by this post:

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Originally posted by: Pale
First person to tell me who to vote for today wins!


Yourself.

Vote Pale


You had no disclaimers or loopholes, and I've got the agreement in writing. We can take this to court if you want, but I doubt the judge would see things your way. Therefore, you should just minimize the damage and vote for yourself, lest you be known as untrustworthy and a liar. Plus, I can spin this so you'll have terrible credit for the rest of your life.
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