Author Topic: MAFIA IX DAY 3: GOKU versus VEGETA (Read 14372 times)

S-U-P-E-R · « **on:** September 07, 2006, 04:15:26 AM »

Bill, or Dave as the buddies down at the precinct called him, had not only worked his way up the ladder (well, more of a retarded stepladder) of the Metro City police on behalf of his Skull Cross boss, but also was able to use his leverage and inside info to puppeteer some real crazies around. Crazies like El Gado and Rolento. Yeah, this was going to work out real well.

Bill-the-Dave had wrangled a whole angry mob of his own, planning on leading them to a messy death, pied-piper style. Khushreneda was about an inch away from blowing up an entire voting bloc with his crazy Rolento grenades when, surprise, El Gado stabbed him the back of the face, somehow. If it was that easy for an elite stabmaster to find his target that fast, you bet it was easy to slice him up and get away with it and retire to being the simple shoe-making townie he always wanted to be.

Bill was then voted incredibly unpopular, and the stress made him shoot TYP the townie and then himself.

Mario · « **Reply #1 on:** September 07, 2006, 04:19:33 AM »

Vote Ceric

Pryopizm · « **Reply #2 on:** September 07, 2006, 04:58:42 AM »

vote ceric

wandering · « **Reply #3 on:** September 07, 2006, 05:58:42 AM »

The Norris was on his morning 100-mile run when he ran into pryopizm.
"Hey, you! Can I intrest you in an Total Gym(TM)? For only 30 minutes a day you can get great abs like mine! And also, perhaps, get rid of some of that...stiffness."
"No way!" replied Pryopizm.

Only a gang member would say such a thing, thought the Norris. Sadly, he had no choice but to UNPUNCH PRYO

ShyGuy · « **Reply #4 on:** September 07, 2006, 06:47:28 AM »

This is straight up whack, yo!

Is the Mafia up and voting early? Care to defend your votes Mario and Pryo?

Wandering deserves to die, but Chuck Norris is awesome. I'm so confused!

wandering · « **Reply #5 on:** September 07, 2006, 06:54:20 AM »

Ceric is a confirmed mafia member. And I don't deserve to die anymore. Didn't you get the memo?

decoyman · « **Reply #6 on:** September 07, 2006, 06:59:41 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: wandering
The Norris was on his morning 100-mile run when he ran into pryopizm.
"Hey, you! Can I intrest you in an Total Gym(TM)? For only 30 minutes a day you can get great abs like mine! And also, perhaps, get rid of some of that...stiffness."
"No way!" replied Pryopizm.

Only a gang member would say such a thing, thought the Norris. Sadly, he had no choice but to PUNCH PRYO

this exchange made decoyman giggle so much that he had no choice but to climb aboard wandering's fledgling bandwagon, feverishly hoping for continued hilarity.

UNVOTE PRYO

However, if wandering fails to deliver more crazy Norris antics, decoyman reserves the right to jump off later on.

18 Days · « **Reply #7 on:** September 07, 2006, 07:57:19 AM »

Why would anyone even team up against Pyro? I summon team townie to assemble and vote wandering

Zach · « **Reply #8 on:** September 07, 2006, 07:58:56 AM »

<vote cancel> Because he attempted to start a bandwagon, with nonsense reasoning.

(This vote may change to Ceric later)

Edit: I have to admit, I suspected Khush, since he was using tactics that got him voted out very early in the last games

decoyman · « **Reply #9 on:** September 07, 2006, 08:09:28 AM »

I just may have an answer to your question of "why Pryo" in the near future...

But it's surely a waste to vote for Ceric, I can tell you that much. He's a dead man, regardless of whether or not we vote him out. Might as well use our vote for another target.

18 Days · « **Reply #10 on:** September 07, 2006, 08:16:51 AM »

decoyman confirms that the Mafia is hitting Ceric.

Townie team, ASSEMBLE!

decoyman · « **Reply #11 on:** September 07, 2006, 08:37:27 AM »

Whatev. Use your deduction skills!

Ceric · « **Reply #12 on:** September 07, 2006, 09:40:53 AM »

(For Bill)

You don't have to even do that. Just go to the 2nd day and read everything I said and replace the name Bill with the name Ceric.

vudu · « **Reply #13 on:** September 07, 2006, 09:59:27 AM »

VOTE PRYO because wandering is the only person I trust.

On that note, I still want all the townies to PM me so we can play Uno.

stevey · « **Reply #14 on:** September 07, 2006, 11:19:45 AM »

So khush is the bomber & bill the mob, vote pryo for a good reason!

Zach · « **Reply #15 on:** September 07, 2006, 12:51:41 PM »

There are some things that I need to mull over. Vote cancelled for now.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #16 on:** September 07, 2006, 01:42:24 PM »

Mario and Pryo haven't responded to my accusations. Yeahhhh, Boyyyyy!

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #17 on:** September 07, 2006, 02:14:58 PM »

Could Pryo and Mario be so inept to do such a poorly conceiled mafia vote? Guess we'll find out!

VOTE PRYO

I think we can ignore Cedric for today. Haggar will probably beat the stuffing out of him tonight.

decoyman · « **Reply #18 on:** September 07, 2006, 02:19:32 PM »

I'm not sure Mario's mafia, Stabby... I just think Pryo saw an opportunity to hop onto a bandwagon that was convenient for him, without starting one himself.

EDIT: Also, I hope Haggar could find somebody better to take out than Ceric, unless he likes Mad Gear getting hits every night.
THERE MUST BE BALANCE IN ALL THINGS, ESPECIALLY MAFIA

blackfootsteps · « **Reply #19 on:** September 07, 2006, 03:41:53 PM »

Vote Ceric. Jump off one bandwagon and on to another.

Ceric · « **Reply #20 on:** September 07, 2006, 04:45:14 PM »

I need information to be effective if I survive the night. So any would be helpful.

NotRimmer · « **Reply #21 on:** September 07, 2006, 04:52:21 PM »

I have no idea what's going on, so I'm going to vote Ceric!

nickmitch · « **Reply #22 on:** September 07, 2006, 05:00:25 PM »

VOTE Ceric

ShyGuy · « **Reply #23 on:** September 07, 2006, 05:27:14 PM »

Can I get a vote tally up in dis?

blackfootsteps · « **Reply #24 on:** September 07, 2006, 05:36:57 PM »

Here ya go:

Pryo -7
Ceric -3
Wandering -1

EDIT: YES! Winner of the vote tally race

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Author Topic: MAFIA IX DAY 3: GOKU versus VEGETA (Read 14372 times)