Author Topic: Mafia VIII day 2 (Read 9119 times)

Zach · « **on:** August 15, 2006, 05:34:30 AM »

Mafia VIII Day 2: What have I done?

This is Kent Brockman, from the Town hall where the first vote took place. The decision last night was clear, the one known as 18 days needs to die. There was some concern as to the identity of the person who was almost unanimously hated by all of the townspeople. Some said that 18 days was so dangerous that the mayor would make sure she wasn’t the suicide bomber they all feared. Others were concerned that 18 days may have armed herself with bombs knowing full well that she would probably be the first to die.

The vote came in, and 18 days’ fate seemed sealed, but just then she bolted, leaving only those who voted for her to chase her all around the town hall until they trapped her in a corner. 18 days let out a loud belch, and opened her coat to reveal hundreds of duff bottles which then blew up, killing Barney and all pursuers. Not to mention a major piece of the town hall. The last thing anybody heard before the explosion was “DUFFMAN….OH NO!!”

Those who died chasing 18 days are as follows:
Ceric: Lisa Simpson
Stevey: Simpson mafia member
Stabby: Maggie simpson
The Rat: Chief Wiggum
UncleBob: Townie

The most tragic of all these deaths was poor little Maggie Simpson. She had a name on a piece of paper in her hand, but it was destroyed in the explosion. Possibly she was going to give this person a gift. But sadly we shall never know what her true intentions were.

Also, without his sister, poor bart has had to learn how to work alone.

It was suspected that the Simpson group would try to take someone out tonight. Unfortunately Homer FORGOT TO READ THE RULES where it says the godfather needs to send me the hit AND THE HENCHMAN MAKING IT, which is essential should the mob hit someone who is protected, or if the henchman is investigated by Moe (or before today, if the mob hit Barney).

Here we go again with these votes, after yesterday the people are becoming worried, and not sure if this is the best idea, but they all agreed to do it, and they plan to see this through, even with a giant hole in the town hall.

couchmonkey · « **Reply #1 on:** August 15, 2006, 05:46:04 AM »

MUWAHA HA HA HA!! Without his sibling, Lisa, to whom I'm fairly indifferent, Bart Simpson is within my grasp!

*Sideshow Bob writes a letter*

Dearest Pale,

Thank you kindly for bringing the possibility that 18 Days was Barney Gumble to my attention. I was nearly on the bandwagon until I heard that. How was your vacation in Provence?

Cheerfully yours,

Robert U. Terwilliger

Dasmos · « **Reply #2 on:** August 15, 2006, 05:47:09 AM »

THIS CAN'T BE RITE, IT WAS A PHOTOSHOP!

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #3 on:** August 15, 2006, 05:57:08 AM »

Awww, and I was gonna vote for stevey today!

couchmonkey · « **Reply #4 on:** August 15, 2006, 06:02:03 AM »

Oh what the hell,

VENDETTA TYP!!!!

*edit: reserves right to change 80% comical vote later*

animecyberat · « **Reply #5 on:** August 15, 2006, 06:34:12 AM »

okay how was anyone suposed to know taht 18days was barney? thats relly not fair. oh well.

stevey · « **Reply #6 on:** August 15, 2006, 06:46:02 AM »

The role weren't pick at ramdon Duffman refuses to die!

Pale · « **Reply #7 on:** August 15, 2006, 06:49:48 AM »

Hrmm...

Zach · « **Reply #8 on:** August 15, 2006, 06:52:58 AM »

Ok duffman. Here is a litte tidbit of information. I picked the roles at random, and 18 days was gonna be part of your mafia. I thought that it wouldn't be fair to have 18 be mafia since she would die right away. So I put her in a spot that was more fair.

Other than that, everything is random.

Also, I consulted with Dr. Hibbert. Your dead. So are you rat, this thread is for the living.

Pale · « **Reply #9 on:** August 15, 2006, 06:54:10 AM »

I'm gonna go ahead and vote for someone now. NEW SYSTEM!

VOTE VUDU

blackfootsteps · « **Reply #10 on:** August 15, 2006, 07:29:58 AM »

Vote Arthrun, 'I'm gonna make orphans of his children.'

WindyMan · « **Reply #11 on:** August 15, 2006, 08:10:56 AM »

VOTE Athrun

I have a theory...

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #12 on:** August 15, 2006, 08:34:57 AM »

I'd love to know it ^^

but in any case I'll refrain from voting as of now....maybe later if there are a lot of votes against me.....or something like that...

vudu · « **Reply #13 on:** August 15, 2006, 09:26:25 AM »

Everyone who voted for 18Days is daft.

Also, WTF? Who makes the Rat the cop? That's just retarded.

Pale, what's your new system? If I recall, your old system was crap.

Pale · « **Reply #14 on:** August 15, 2006, 09:30:24 AM »

The Rat wasn't actually the Rat...

decoyman · « **Reply #15 on:** August 15, 2006, 09:56:56 AM »

(Wille drives up in Duchess, pitchfork in one hand and an empty whiskey bottle in the other, looking characteristically riled up AND drunk) Ach, LADS, ye've gat to be mar carful with yer votes! Et's lak some sart oov record, what with the investigator meetin 'is untahmly demise right at the start. And a wee babe too. A Wee Babe! Ah cannae believe it.

(Looking upset and still drunk, Wille weaves his tractor dangerously across the street and into someone's backyard before disappearing)

vudu · « **Reply #16 on:** August 15, 2006, 10:03:05 AM »

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Originally posted by: Pale
The Rat wasn't actually the Rat...

Who was he?

And you didn't answer my question about your system being crap.

couchmonkey · « **Reply #17 on:** August 15, 2006, 10:04:57 AM »

I know a murderer when I see one, and Maggie Simpson was no mere babe, let me tell you.

Pale · « **Reply #18 on:** August 15, 2006, 10:52:21 AM »

Now, admittedly I can look at IP addresses so I cheat, but is it really that hard to figure out? /sigh

Zach · « **Reply #19 on:** August 15, 2006, 11:03:41 AM »

I was a little worried about that. But I didnt want to deny him playing simply because he might be a dupe account. As for making him Wiggum, that was just random.

vudu · « **Reply #20 on:** August 15, 2006, 11:07:25 AM »

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Originally posted by: Pale
Now, admittedly I can look at IP addresses so I cheat, but is it really that hard to figure out? /sigh

Yes it is, cheater. We have a lot of suspects on this board. Probably wandering, though.

Also, you've dodged the question about your system for the second time. That's enough to make you suspicious in my book. VOTE PALE

decoyman · « **Reply #21 on:** August 15, 2006, 11:21:09 AM »

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Originally posted by: wandering in the sign-up thread
Hey, guys. I think I might have to skip this one. But I'm sure someone can fill my place.....

*whistles and walks off*

Next post was by "animecyberat" lol

I believe this is what might in some circles be considered decisive evidence!

(Wille suddenly coughs and looks around surprised) "Ach, where am eh?"

vudu · « **Reply #22 on:** August 15, 2006, 11:37:34 AM »

Yeah ... I tend to skim wandering's posts. They tend to be boring.

Garnee · « **Reply #23 on:** August 15, 2006, 11:44:05 AM »

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Originally posted by: blackfootsteps
Get out of here Zombie freaks.

Vote Garnee for now.

Oh, so we're gonna play this game?

Vote Blackfootsteps

blackfootsteps · « **Reply #24 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:39:19 PM »

No I don't want to play this game, your eyebrows are hypnotic.

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