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Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« on: March 26, 2006, 08:17:05 PM »
The boy approached the bioluminescent mushroom.
“What do you see?” asked the boy.
“Blood. Murder. Betrayal. The feasting on man’s flesh as they approach the dark twilight of their last remaining days on earth,” said the mushroom.
The boy smiled. “Sounds like fun. What do you will of me?”
The bioluminescent mushroom twinkled in thought. “Things are progressing far too slowly. We need help.”
The boy frowned. “I’ve been killing several people a day. Yesterday I killed five!”
“You’ve been doing an excellent job," The mushroom said, reasuringly. "But time is running out. I’m the only one who can turn you back into a mushroom. And when that happens, do you want to become a…a pizza topping?”
The boy looked at his feet. “No.”
“Of course not. I only have several hundred years left. And you are already 17 of their years old. We need help.”
“What should I do?”
The mushroom turned slightly blue in relief. “Are you aware of this thing the humans call…mafia?”
“Yes,” the boy said.
“Good. We’ll need their help to set up a meeting with Ken Kutaragi.”
The boy gave a faint smile. “Tell me what to do.”

The mushroom chuckled to himself. He wasn't chuckling because the impending slaughter of the citizens of Wheresville, Transylvania was funny. Though it was. He was chuckling because the humans would blame their most horrible misfortune on the vampires and werewolves...when the real culprits would, as always, be the humans themselves.


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RE: Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2006, 08:25:48 PM »
Do you promise to make me the detective?

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RE: Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2006, 08:35:17 PM »
...Maybe if you offer me delicious cookies. Or incriminating pictures. Whichever.
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RE:Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2006, 04:58:45 AM »
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RE: Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2006, 05:21:39 AM »
I'm going to try playing this time, even though I have no idea how to go about this.
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RE:Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2006, 05:27:04 AM »
Let's do this!  
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RE: Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2006, 07:22:10 AM »
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RE: Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2006, 08:51:39 AM »
I'm in.  But you better assign roles at random.  Also, do you have mod privileges in the Funhouse?  That would help a lot.
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RE:Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2006, 10:27:45 AM »
I'll join.

Werewolves are vastly superior to those steriotypical gothic bloodsuckers, btw.
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RE: Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2006, 10:46:11 AM »
Van Helsing is the detective right? Frankenstein is the town whore?  

Edit: Are there going to be special rules about the dead talking? Since Vampires are dead already...

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RE: Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2006, 10:57:11 AM »
Vampires are undead.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE: Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2006, 11:23:39 AM »
I'm in and I going to try not to be stupid like last game
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RE: Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2006, 11:33:38 AM »
"Werewolves are vastly superior to those steriotypical gothic bloodsuckers, btw."

Totally.  Vampires are lame and unnervingly homoerotic in many cases.
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RE:Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2006, 12:01:37 PM »
Werewolves vs Vampires? how lame....

we should do Care Bears vs. Smurfs, that would be some real action

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RE:Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2006, 01:30:35 PM »
down for this one

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RE: Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2006, 02:35:13 PM »
Oh yes! I'm 2 for 3 and looking for the 3rd win!

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RE:Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2006, 02:56:57 PM »
I'll sign up.
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But you better assign roles at random.  Also, do you have mod privileges in the Funhouse?  That would help a lot.
I do agree with vudu though, the roles should be at random.

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RE: Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2006, 03:44:32 PM »
Uhmm I guess if this is for reals I do it.
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RE:Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2006, 04:14:30 PM »
I dont know isnt it too soon to have another mafia game?



Anywasy considering how unpopular I am I guess Ill play to so sign me up/.
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RE: Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2006, 05:12:56 PM »
What is this Mafia?  How do you play?  I guess I'll try it.
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RE:Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2006, 07:32:39 PM »
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What is this Mafia?  How do you play?  I guess I'll try it.


Same post... except for the fact that I really dont know what I'm doing!
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RE:Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2006, 08:26:02 PM »
Umm.. OK.

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RE:Mafia IV: The Mafia Horror Picture Show
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2006, 08:46:56 PM »
Milk does a forum good..... right?

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« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2006, 10:24:44 PM »
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I'm in. But you better assign roles at random. Also, do you have mod privileges in the Funhouse? That would help a lot.

Role assignments will be random. Special requests will be ignored. Special tribute will not be paid.

And no, I don't have mod privileges. In a game that relies as much on the integrity of it's players as this one does, I don't think the lack of ability to lock threads and such will be any big deal. Though, if a mod wants to give me special mod powers, I probably won't abuse them horribly...

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Umm.. OK.

We're milking the franchise

That's an 'I'm in', right?

I secretly agree, but I wanted to get one in before E3. Also, I believe the gap between the last one and this one is wider than the gap beteen the one before last and last.

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What is this Mafia? How do you play? I guess I'll try it.

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RE:Mafia IV: Mushroom's Assassin sign-up thread
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2006, 01:26:05 AM »
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I secretly agree, but I wanted to get one in before E3. Also, I believe the gap between the last one and this one is wider than the gap beteen the one before last and last.


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