Author Topic: Mafia III: Day Five (Read 8240 times)

Pryopizm · « **on:** March 10, 2006, 07:46:08 PM »

Phoenix wasn't taking the bait, he realized his mistake last night, but he knew better tonight. Despite Judge Wapner's pleading, he absolutely wasn't going to defend Ty.

Ty couldn't help himself, as he was on the scaffolding waiting to be beheaded, he scolded the town, "Yarr!! Ye fools are mekkin' it too easy on us. There's still two of we pirates left. We will 'ave our revenge, even if we 'ave ter 'aunt yer amusement parks and scare pot'eads and their stupid dogs!"

For that day, Phoenix was able to stand proudly. He was a hero.

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After a few hours of stalking, ShyGuy cornered Bloodworth who was crying in the women's restroom at the docks.

"You're Piranha!?"

"Yes. And I'm not proud!" Bloodworth continued to cry.

"So, you, uh, mind if I kill you?"

"Go right ahead! I have innocent blood on my hands! Oh, Mario! Why! Why did I make you choose Stabby! Those poor men. Those poor incredibly wealthy men!"

"Okay, well, this is courtesy of Storm Snake," And thus ShyGuy proceeded to slice off Bloodworth's head.

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As per Storm Snake's orders, the ninja took Bloodworth's head with the intent of hiding it, but he ran into a bit of a snag--namely, Iwamatsu.

"You have brought dishonor to our culture, ShyGuy. Not only have I found you with a prostitute, I see you have taken her head, too. That's deplorable, disgusting, and depraved."

"But, Iwamatsu, times have changed! It's a war we're fighting. Battles must be fought!"

"Battles without honor and humanity!" the ronin cried as he struck.

The next day, ShyGuy was found pinned to a tree with a katana pierced through his head. Next to him was a small wooden headstone that read, "Here lies Piranha. And it didn't cost a dime."

breakyboy · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2006, 08:03:20 PM »

I should post about my gut more often.

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2006, 08:28:36 PM »

Yeah, you sniffed him out. But where do we go from here?

Dasmos · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2006, 08:31:38 PM »

Day 5 already? Nice.

UncleBob · « **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2006, 03:30:28 AM »

Yay! We're down to three Ninjas and two Pirates, with the serial killer dead as well. Perhaps there is a chance!

nickmitch · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2006, 05:57:07 AM »

Damn, things are really getting heated.

stevey · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2006, 06:21:14 AM »

hmmm...

UncleBob · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2006, 06:29:09 AM »

errr... Yes, there is only one Ninja dead. As I said, we're down to three Ninjas... We started with four, one is dead, so we're down to three (4-1=3).

UncleBob · « **Reply #8 on:** March 11, 2006, 06:47:28 AM »

Nothing about a bandwagon here, folks...

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #9 on:** March 11, 2006, 01:19:20 PM »

It was dead silent as TYP walked to his store that morning--everyone was locked in their houses, afraid of the bandwagon. A lone boy was selling muffins on the downtown strip.

"Doesn't look like you've sold much today, boyo," TYP said.
"O homem selvagem não é suposto falar-me?" the boy questioned.
"Yes, yes, I know. Here, I'll buy two blueberry muffins," TYP offered.
"Todos temem o bandwagon. Nenhuns ousam falar suas suspeitas."
"What happens if no one votes?"
"Então o dia continua sobre como alguma película terrível de Bill Murry. Ou talvez ninguém começa jailed. Pergunte A Deus!"

TYP sighed and patted the vendor on the head. It seems no one really knew what was going on today.

EDIT: Typo

Dasmos · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2006, 02:11:27 PM »

I was actually hoping to come back to this thread with some idea who to vote for. Perhaps I was wrong..

stevey · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2006, 02:13:03 PM »

I think UncleBob was right about not starting banwagons, I think that bloodworth was being on to something...

day 4

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Alright, people and their freaking bandwagons. I'm going to start this off with my original vote from yesterday.

VOTE: MaryJane He got suspicious of Pale and then Pale ended up dead. I say he's a ninja.

day five

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"Okay, well, this is courtesy of Storm Snake," And thus ShyGuy proceeded to slice off Bloodworth's head.

Maryjane could be storm snake, But I'm not ready to start a banwagon just yet.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2006, 02:29:52 PM »

"Haha, I'm licking a table" I proclaimed, while licking a table. "All sorts of stuff here!". Then I fell asleep on top of a large ugly cat, "this cat, is ugly" I mumbled, while falling asleep. Infernal slipped and rolled down several hills.

MaryJane · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2006, 03:28:12 PM »

Maryjane cautiously looks over his shoulder once again as he continues his search for allies. He feels the eyes of suspicion upon him and realizes his need is urgent. "Where are the boys in blue when you need them?" As a lonely man who only finds solice at the end of well rolled "cigar" he wonders who would kill bloodworth? Perhaps someone wishing to make MaryJane look guitly. His only regret as he leaves his fate in the hands of others, is being powerless to extract the just revenge on the one who is trying to frame him.

I vote for Dasmos

stevey · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2006, 03:31:37 PM »

Super dead

Dasmos · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2006, 03:34:05 PM »

vote MaryJane

MysticGohan · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2006, 04:18:40 PM »

I heard that the lovely cross dressing Bloodworth, who always had a hanker for getting into odd situations that called for a cleavland steamer, I went to the Bar and drink away, and ordered some Nacho's and cheese. I'm reminded of another time another place, will things workout on my new Housing fixtures? I sure hope so

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2006, 04:23:39 PM »

Wait wait wait. Stevey, did you vote for MaryJane? And MysticGohan, are you voting for a dead man/woman ( Bloodworth)? Why isn't anything straightforward today?!

MysticGohan · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2006, 04:24:59 PM »

Vote: DASMOS

UncleBob · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2006, 04:25:25 PM »

To make matters worse, MaryJane originally voted for SuperTy... So I'm just as confused as you are...

stevey · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2006, 04:27:20 PM »

I'm going with dasmos vote Maryjane

TheYoungerPlumber · « **Reply #21 on:** March 11, 2006, 04:33:36 PM »

We have two for MaryJane and two for Dasmos, with Dasmos and MaryJane pointing fingers at each other. I don't have enough of a reason to point a finger at either right now, but if anyone's willing to provide their thoughts on the matter...

UncleBob · « **Reply #22 on:** March 11, 2006, 04:35:13 PM »

Ditto what TYP said. Either of you four want to clue us in on your trainwrecks of thought?

Dasmos · « **Reply #23 on:** March 11, 2006, 04:53:05 PM »

Like stevey I thought he was rather suspicous with some the people he voted for somehow ended up dying. I was planning on voting for him, but was going to wait. Then he voted for me so I decided to cast my vote.

UncleBob · « **Reply #24 on:** March 11, 2006, 05:04:02 PM »

Crap... here goes nothing... *crosses fingers* VOTE MARYJANE

Dasmos was the only one to come forward supporting anything at all...

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Author Topic: Mafia III: Day Five (Read 8240 times)