Author Topic: Mafia II: Day Four (Read 19757 times)

Pryopizm · « **on:** February 23, 2006, 12:41:16 AM »

The night was quiet. Mario was enjoying a nice cup of tea when he heard a knock at his door. He went to answer and didn't seem particularly surprised to see a largish man standing at the door with oversized novelty scissors held open toward Mario's neck.

Mario simply said, "Let it be," and shortly thereafter his head was on the floor.

The next morning, though, his body was nowhere to be found. There was no blood, nothing. None of the members of Reggie mafia knew what happened to him, either. They always allowed the body to stay where it lay. It was as if Mario simply disappeared.

That morning, as the town all gathered to discuss this new matter, they heard Mario's voice as if from the heavens themselves, "I am Captain Lavender! While I no longer live among you, know that I am always with you!"

Then, the prayers began in earnest.

Deguello · « **Reply #1 on:** February 23, 2006, 02:44:27 AM »

I Vote Stevey.

He is annoying like AnimeRat, but in a more cheerful way. He must die, however.

wandering · « **Reply #2 on:** February 23, 2006, 04:01:40 AM »

Wandering awoke to a loud rapping on his door. Then, a voice:
"Hello? Satoru Iwata here! For the unveiling of your fountain's revolutionary secret?"
"You're late!" Wandering growled. "And I'm......still alive?"

wandering · « **Reply #3 on:** February 23, 2006, 04:31:14 AM »

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I Vote Stevey.

He is annoying like AnimeRat, but in a more cheerful way. He must die, however.

Your vote seems suspiciously early and arbitrary.

MysticGohan · « **Reply #4 on:** February 23, 2006, 07:14:26 AM »

Yeah, it seems too early to vote for someone...

I smell a rat!

MysticGohan · « **Reply #5 on:** February 23, 2006, 07:39:38 AM »

I woke up this afternoon, eyes glarring over the kitchen counter, I noticed the fridge was about empty, the carton of Milk was empty and I wasn't having that. I suppose I could go down town and do shopping, but before that I think I'll stop by Town hall and see what's going on today, I heard that people love to argue there, I decided to liven thing's up with a loud boom box and really ripp it up into the crowd. Wheeeeeeee~!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 23, 2006, 08:09:13 AM »

Hey Wandering, you should hold a town meeting today. There are two Citizens of this town that have mysteriously gone missing since the very first day. Besides I sure you'll sell a lot of cheeze if everyone in town were to meet up at your Cheezerium, and you can show off you new Fountain...

wandering · « **Reply #7 on:** February 23, 2006, 08:38:38 AM »

"Good idea mr, ....uh...um, man with four sets of large breasts!

Ladies and gentlemen, a town meeting will be held at my Cheezerium at 5. With a special surprise speech by Mr. Iwata." The audience gasps. "I hope his speech isn't too...cheezy! Aha haha. Eh. Ahem." The audience groans.

Wandering bows, starts to walk back into the store, stops, turns.

"Oh, one last thing." The audience looks tired of hearing Wandering talk. "The Cheezerium is open for business once again. So come on in! 2 for one special on Anneau du Vic-Bilh!"

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #8 on:** February 23, 2006, 09:30:44 AM »

Oh great. Now our only hope is dead.

But who killed him? The Kaplans? The Vigilante? And who were those Freemason?

MysticGohan · « **Reply #9 on:** February 23, 2006, 09:41:01 AM »

We'll since it was a odd day, I'm thinking The Reggie Mafia. Although it's a Mystery what became of Mario's body.

wandering · « **Reply #10 on:** February 23, 2006, 09:45:30 AM »

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Oh great. Now our only hope is dead.

Not QUITE dead yet.

Well, okay, he's dead. But Lavender can still help us.

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But who killed him? The Kaplans? The Vigilante? And who were those Freemason?

The post says the reggie mafia did it. Feigned ignorance is suspicious......

vudu · « **Reply #11 on:** February 23, 2006, 10:20:38 AM »

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Oh great. Now our only hope is dead.

As wandering said, he's dead but not forgotten. The captain can still bring someone back even in death. So all we lost was the equivilent of a townie.

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And who were those Freemason?

The Freemasons were SUPER and ShyGuy. Again, they were basically townies except they knew they were both townies (because Pyro told them) so they were able to converse freely without worrying the other was really mafia. However, since SUPER was killed on the first night they probably didn't get to do much good.

EDIT: Also, Pyro forgot to remove ShyGuy's name from the Player List. He's listed as both alive and dead.

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #12 on:** February 23, 2006, 10:37:28 AM »

Wha? The captain can still use his powers?!?

Looks like all is not lost.

MysticGohan · « **Reply #13 on:** February 23, 2006, 10:42:58 AM »

Yes, yes he can. But he can use it for Good or Evil we won't know until it's too late

vudu · « **Reply #14 on:** February 23, 2006, 11:00:50 AM »

Mario's not evil. Wario, on the other hand ...

MysticGohan · « **Reply #15 on:** February 23, 2006, 11:05:03 AM »

We'll we can't forget Mario is a front, M upside Down and you have Wario Mario's evil alter ego with Skitzophrenia

stevey · « **Reply #16 on:** February 23, 2006, 11:11:45 AM »

son of a...

VOTE DEGUELLO

because he suspiciously fears for his live.

MysticGohan · « **Reply #17 on:** February 23, 2006, 11:26:55 AM »

Stevie rather incoherent makes an intresting point.. Deguello is rather Supspicious, hmmm...

wandering · « **Reply #18 on:** February 23, 2006, 11:40:08 AM »

"Thank you all for coming to this emergancy town meeting. We're all here, in the cheezerium, to decide which among us are mafia members and then to vote accordingly."

"BUT first, it is my great honor to introduce you to the man who will introduce you to the revolutionary feature of this amzing cheese fondue fountain. Mr. Satoru Iwata!"

Iwata-San steps out of nowhere onto the stage in front of the cheese fondue fountain and waves, to the wild cheers of the audience. He then gestures to the fountain behind him with one hand, and pulls out a revolution controller with the other. And then he presses the power button.

As if by magic, an image appears on the face of the cheese as it flows down the fountain. It's Super Mario Bros. 3.

"Yes!" Wandering shouts. "The Nintendo Revolution's final secret...is that the system will come with a giant cheese fondue fountain on which you will play your games!" The audience gasps. Iwata turns the revmote sides and plays for a little bit, then stops, turns to the audience and smiles.

"Mr. Iwata, would you care to explain this?" Wandering asks.

Iwata-San does.....

Satoru IWATA · « **Reply #19 on:** February 23, 2006, 11:44:53 AM »

I am pleased to announce the new name of our upcoming next-generation console: Nintendo FONDUELUTION. We believe that our new console will satisfy the urge both gamers and non-gamers have for products which are both fun and delicious.

That’s what’s important at Nintendo. Fun. Providing new, fun experiences for our costumers. Gamers and non-gamers. Young people and old people. But our competitors- like the mafia gangs making pornography for psps – go down different routes. They believe that, instead providing fun products for their costumers, that they should instead kill them. We do not believe this is a good strategy. Instead we believe in a “blue ocean” strategy, which involves us not killing our customers but instead killing our competitors.

But that is where we need your help. While we at Nintendo know exactly what you want and don’t like people to give us suggestions – this is a free marketplace. We cannot kill our competitors without your help. Which is why I’m asking you, tonight, to kill one such competitor: mafia member and pornography peddler vudu. Please go and vote for vudu immediately. Thank you.

Satoru IWATA · « **Reply #20 on:** February 23, 2006, 11:47:53 AM »

Thank you, thank you all again for coming.

wandering · « **Reply #21 on:** February 23, 2006, 11:51:24 AM »

Wandering looks around nervously, as if not expecting this sudden turn of events.
But, under the piercing stare of Satoru Iwata, he knows what he has to do.
VOTE VUDU

UncleBob · « **Reply #22 on:** February 23, 2006, 02:16:57 PM »

VOTE WANDERING

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #23 on:** February 23, 2006, 02:21:41 PM »

Ugh, so many choices...

I'll have to VOTE VUDU though, the power of Iwata compells me...

MysticGohan · « **Reply #24 on:** February 23, 2006, 02:25:12 PM »

Hmmm.... I think the Monkey knows something

Vote Changed to: STEVEY

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Author Topic: Mafia II: Day Four (Read 19757 times)