Author Topic: Mafia II: Day Two (Read 20107 times)

Pryopizm · « **on:** February 21, 2006, 01:23:40 AM »

After TVMan judiciously blew a hole in his own head for the entire town, everyone went to bed feeling pretty stupid. On the first night, they effectively killed the one man who could really help them. Many prayers went out that night. Many to a certain Captain Lavender, whom the town believed could raise the dead.

Ty felt particularly bad. He went to the local brothel and ordered an appletini. As he sipped the drink, another man sat next to him and placed his own drink order. After half a drink, Ty was already quite tipsy and feeling more than just a little amorous. Believing that the hulking mass next to him was actually Star Jones, Ty used his best lines to no avail. The man would not respond to his advances.

Suddenly, Ty started to cry. The guilt, the pressure, the alcohol broke down what little remained of his emotional wall.

"It's all my fault! I'm the reason TVMan is dead! He just looked so guilty!" Ty buried his face in some peanuts to help dry his tears.

The giant finally gazed at Ty's pathetic figure wallowing in the pre-salted legumes. "I need to thank you for that, buddy." He raised his fist and smashed it through Ty's skull, effectively ending his wallowing and beginning his convulsing.

The man wiped his bloodied fist on Ty's shirt. "Compliments of the Reggie gang."

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That morning, everyone was glued to the news of Ty's death. The kettle was whistling and the water was boiling. Who was next? Where would this all end?

One man had the courage to step up and take TVMan's place: Uncle Bob.

He held The Crucible high above his head. "We will vote again. This time, may the wisdom of Captain Lavender be on our side!"

The crowd retorted, "ALL HAIL CAPTAIN LAVENDER!"

Deguello · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2006, 01:30:36 AM »

I vote AnimeRat because he is genuinely annoying as all get out.

vudu · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2006, 02:04:10 AM »

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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
VUDU YOU DECIEVED ME! You must have wanted the detective dead!!

What part of

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Whoa now, don't pin this on me. If we condemn an innocent man to die, I don't want to take the blame.

didn't you understand?

Pale · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2006, 03:51:08 AM »

Hahah appletini. What a final drink to have.

But seriously? Ty is gone already?

animecyberrat · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2006, 04:18:23 AM »

So rat wakes up this morning full of paranoia, I know that my friends are gonna turn on me I just know it. rat gets on the phone with his former mentor boss Yuji Naka and tells him the latests. "He I cant take it anymore these people are onto me. apparently that new game we were making, "Sega Virtual Brothel, is gonna have a hell of a run in this town. All we need to do is make it look like a real porno and all the sony fans will eat it up" Naka replies, good, but what about your safety has that been compromised any? "I cant say for sure, I know this guy his name is wondering, he looks at me with this evil eye all the time, I am a little weary of him." Naka replies "I am sending you our secret Agent from Funkotron, his name is Earl, he will be your body gaurd." rat tells Naka 'cool thanks, Ill see if i can get im in town and under cover ok. Ill say he is my cousin from Cybertron they will beleive that." all of a sudden the phone goes dead and rat realizes tehre is someone in the room with him "who's there" he asks. Tehre is a deadly silence. Rat sits in fear as he rememebered his trusty gun turnoud out to be an undercover Decepticon who was pissed that tehre were no Transformers games on the PSP and wanted to kill off all the people making games for it. With no gun and someone in my house what will i do? If only I could fidn someone Icould trust with the truth...

ShyGuy · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2006, 05:32:43 AM »

I think I'll pour a some cheese fondue on the ground in memory of Ty. Here's for my homies!!

wandering · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2006, 06:16:45 AM »

If you happned to be wandering near the old House of Polysolysheoth in the district of Parcheesi in the town of Dagafabawat, you'd see a new sign on the old door: "Wandering's Cheezerium - NOW OPEN"

And if you stepped inside, you'd find heavy oak tables and chairs, old but comfy coaches, and of course, just behind the cheese bar, rows and rows of the finest cheeses from around the world. And standing at the cheese bar, you'd see the familiar cheese bartender, Wandering...looking rather worried. The cop he was bribing to avoid health and safety inspections had just died the other night."

vudu · « **Reply #7 on:** February 21, 2006, 09:22:11 AM »

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... boss Yuji Naka ... these people are onto me ... what about your safety has that been compromised any? ... Ill see if i can get im in town and under cover ok ...

Wait ... did animecyberrat just admit to being in the mafia?

Does he even know how to play this game? Or does he think we're supposed to all pretend to be in the mafia. I'm so confused.

I agree with Deguello, VOTE ANIMECYBERRAT

MysticGohan · « **Reply #8 on:** February 21, 2006, 09:25:26 AM »

Stumbles into "Wandering's" cheezerium, I was looking for Sharp Cheddar, I assumed Wandering would have it in a variety of cheese soup dishes. Cheese being a fave of mine, I asked Wandering for a samples platter. "Don't worry about an inspection" I told wandering, since the whole deal with PSP porn was garnering attention, I doubt you'll have to worry about being inspected for health violations heh.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #9 on:** February 21, 2006, 09:33:10 AM »

Hmmm, Vudu is starting another bandwagon.

Does this seem like Mafia activity to anybody?

MysticGohan · « **Reply #10 on:** February 21, 2006, 09:37:29 AM »

Not really, it could be Ty calling Vudu from the grave, or something of equal weirdness that involver LSD, laser tag and trees

vudu · « **Reply #11 on:** February 21, 2006, 09:44:21 AM »

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Hmmm, Vudu is starting another bandwagon. Does this seem like Mafia activity to anybody?

I'm not starting a bandwagon, I'm jumping on it. (Deguello started it.)

If you read animecyberrat's post he pretty much said he's in the mafia. Whether he is and he said it for God only knows what reason or he's just an idiot I'm not sure. I'm just going with the flow.

I'll change my vote (or not vote today at all) if someone better pops up, but for right now, he seems to be the most suspicious (except maybe for Mario, who has been strangely quiet for this entire game).

ShyGuy · « **Reply #12 on:** February 21, 2006, 09:47:25 AM »

Why hasn't Stevey popped up either?

vudu · « **Reply #13 on:** February 21, 2006, 09:51:31 AM »

Because he's an stupid. Stupid like a fox!!

I bet he's a Godfather. ::angry townsfolk arrive with pitchforks::

Sir_Stabbalot · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2006, 10:03:09 AM »

VOTE ANIMECYBERRAT because he used shorthand.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 21, 2006, 10:18:16 AM »

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Originally posted by: animecyberrat
So rat wakes up this morning full of paranoia, I know that my friends are gonna turn on me I just know it. "I cant take it anymore these people are onto me. gonna have a hell of a run in this town. good, but what about your safety has that been compromised any? "I cant say for sure, I know this guy his name is wandering, he looks at me with this evil eye all the time, I am a little weary of him. I'll see if i can get im in town and under cover ok. If only I could find someone I could trust with the truth...

Hmmm very suspicious comments by AnimeCyberRat*, he is either mafia or he thinks he is the new cop. I'll VOTE ANIMECYBERRAT (the cop can only be replaced by someone that is dead right?). He also seems to be implying something about The Wandering. I'm sure there will be a public response to this...

ParanoiaSuper?

*The comments quoted above may be taken out of context, but spelling errors were fixed.
and its also kinda funny ACR continues to refer to himself as "The Rat" considering that would be the mafia snitch.

wandering · « **Reply #16 on:** February 21, 2006, 10:42:53 AM »

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So rat wakes up this morning full of ParanoiaSuper...

eww...

MysticGohan · « **Reply #17 on:** February 21, 2006, 10:45:34 AM »

my thoughts summed up in three letters

wandering · « **Reply #18 on:** February 21, 2006, 10:48:19 AM »

Wandering hands Mystic a platter of about 10 different cheddars of different ages and colors.
"Here, sir, what's your taste?"

MysticGohan · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2006, 10:54:59 AM »

Motery Pepperjack Cheese plz. Sir, did you noticed that Animerat referrs to himself in "third person"? seems rather strange, I think he took too many rat traps to the head, Maybe you should keep an eye on him, you know Rat's "N" Cheese. That ole chestnut

wandering · « **Reply #20 on:** February 21, 2006, 11:21:17 AM »

"Rats and cockroaches? Here? Sir, your very accusation offends me to the core!

...what's that? You were asking about Animerat? Oh. Sorry. Yeah, he's a strange one. I'll check him out for you if he stops by.

Here's the montery jack you ordered. Excellent choice. Straight from california, aged six months, oiled and peppered a bit."

MysticGohan · « **Reply #21 on:** February 21, 2006, 11:39:13 AM »

heh, thank you my good cheese man, it'd be cool if you had a cheese fountain fondue that keeps spouting out cheese like a water fountain

wandering · « **Reply #22 on:** February 21, 2006, 11:51:14 AM »

Wandering looks at MysticGohan oddly, as if he had inadvertently stubled upon a secret and Wandering was wondering how he had done so.

"Yes. Well. If you'd excuse me."

Wandering taps on a glass and shouts: "I'm sure you've all noticed the giant object in the corner of the store over there. The one that's draped in red cloth? Well, it's not quite ready yet, but tommorow, the red cloth will be removed and a secret new feature of this Cheezerium will be revealed!"

The crowd applauds somewhat.

MysticGohan · « **Reply #23 on:** February 21, 2006, 11:55:39 AM »

Can't wait to for the unvieling, btw do you carry the wheel cheese? I'd like to cut the cheese

wandering · « **Reply #24 on:** February 21, 2006, 12:41:25 PM »

"Please, sir, outside! We have standards!" Wandering spots a cockroach scurrying across the bar and smashes it.

"Uh? Oh? You were being literal? We have many cheese wheels. Here's a wheel of Roquefort Sheep cheese with blue veins, does it suit your fancy? Only 90 dollars."

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Author Topic: Mafia II: Day Two (Read 20107 times)