Okay... I've finally given myself some time to let this simmer a bit.
First off, I would like to say that this is a great episode of RFN and one I have even been showing off to others who tried to convince me that I'm a stupid stupidhead for wanting a Wii U.
The problematic nature of this... thing that Nintendo has put out is really, REALLY showing now. I often don't know how the hell to explain this thing to people and why it has the potential for greatness, and now I don't think I really could if people are openly making the Virtual Boy and Sega Saturn comparisons.
the idea of plans accelerating for the next bit of hardware doesn't set me at ease either. If anything, the fat would really need to be trimmed and the backwards compatibility needs to go right out the window in lieu of just making something with a very acute focus. Miiverse could maybe stay as it's a rather elegant way to do things without drawing you away from your game too far with using a separate device for like... GameFAQs or something, but... this blanket spread of ideas that don't gel well needs to go and they just need to have a device that gets the job done without complicating the process with multiple control schemes, dodgy online services, or... really, anything that they've really failed to showcase in a meaningful fashion with the Wii U.
This is something I wouldn't normally want, but usually they're good about the whole idea of making the software fit the hardware, and that hasn't been happening outside of... ZombiU? Maybe Nintendoland? I think of they just had this straightforward "It plays games with some sticks n' buttons!" kind of device that they'd at least be forced to like... do innovative stuff on a software level first instead of having hardware that they have no idea of what the crap to do with it on any tier of their corporate structure.
I think rather than Super Mario 3D world that we needed something that at least would have proven the Game Pad's worth that wasn't in Mini-game collection territory. something that's similar to say... Kirby Canvas Curse or Contact or Henry Hatsworth or... SOMETHING! a port of the PS3 version of Ni No Kuni where a PDF of the spellbook is on the Gamepad? That Mirror's Edge sequel that EA teased where the Gamepad is just a view of what's at your feet that you can look down at when you're unsure about your footing?
I am rambling. it is 2 AM. I think I'm still kinda pissed off about this and how my friends are not going to let me hear the end of how much of a stupid person I am for drinking the Nintendo Kool-aid the moment before the populace knew that it was arsenic-laced.
bleh...
Also, the idea of depth perception in Space Harrier does excite me. I might have also picked up 3D Sonic 1 if it were based on the Christian Whitehead port for iOS and Android.
... and then my tired mind went to the idea of 3D Sonic 3D Blast.
I hope I just made James' head explode.