Topic: Breasts (NSFW - if the title doesn't give that away)

[nickmitch]

Keeping it real.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Now that's what I'm talking bout.

None of that Tranime Surprise.

[BlackNMild2k1]

reposting for a new page.

I prefer to keep it real.

Who wants to see a picture of me enjoying both tits and ass?
(applaud +1, if enough applauds happen I will post the pic)
[at time of posting: +378/-342 = +36]
When I get to +60, the pic gets posted.

and I swear it is of me and I'm in the club and there is a very scantily dressed woman allowing me to enjoy every piece of her.... publicly (with drink in my hand).

At +40, +45, +50 & +55 I'll describe different parts of the scenario in the pic
At +60 I'll post the pic itself.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Score: +384/-344 = +40

The scene is my favorite local bar back in the day. It had a nice dance floor and lots of girls always showed up for a certain reason every Tuesday. And I was there EVERY tuesday for that same reason.



And trust me when I say that if you were there with me, you would probably come back every Tuesday too.
that is if you liked girls, liquor and after parties.

[nickmitch]

Ladies night? Yeah, those are pretty cool.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Nope it was better than that. Much better than that.

As a matter of fact, it was so good, they had to stop doing it.
I know I took full advantage.

I don't wanna call it guys nite (mostly because it doesn't sound right), but every Tuesday was definitely MY nite.

But I'll say more when the score reaches +45

[nickmitch]

I was kidding. I assumed it was some kind of pudding wrestling.

[BlackNMild2k1]

That was supposedly happening at some point in time at some other bar down the street and around the corner (WPLJ's), but I've never been there since it has widely be considered a Cougar bar and there were far too many hot 20somethings at all the other bars to bother attempting to land a 40-50something at the time.

[Morari]

I prefer to keep it real.

Real might be rather subjective when it comes to some of those breasts...

[BlackNMild2k1]

Still better than ink on paper and animation.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Score: +389/-344 = +45

The name of the bar was O'Kearneys and the Tuesday event was The Calendar Contest, but we not so secretly called it "Titty Tuesdays" (another bar around the corner had Taco Tuesdays, so it was sorta a play on that).
The idea was that people (the contest was originally male and female, but I put a quick end to that), recruited out of the crowd most of the time, would come out to the dance floor, which had been cleared and set up more like a stage, and then dance to the song of their choice. Winner moves to the next round at the end of the month. So in a 4 week month, there would be 3 regular contest and then a grand finale on the final Tuesday in which the winner would get that month in the end of the year Calender.
The winner of each week would also win free drinks and a small amount of cash. Calendar winner would also get a make over, photoshoot and free copy of the calender along with another cash prize.

It started out innocent enough, till women were really starting to compete for that prize. Free drinks and take home money is a nice motivator. In the pic, you see how far the competitors were willing to go to win. And trust me when I say I was not complaining.


more detail @ +50

[EasyCure]

Going back to SJ for a second. Does anyone know where I can view these.. for science of course. PM me so I don't have to search through a ton of google links.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Google Search: scarlett johansson leaked photos 2011

click on images and enjoy.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Score: Score: +394/-344 = +50

I wasn't a judge for the contest, but I was very influential to the voting process. During a regular weekly contest the audience was the judge, so whoever had the most supports usually won... I did mention how this was practically my bar right? I knew everyone from the owners to the bartenders, bouncers, DJ, host, waitresses & ALL the regulars.
I was also an unofficial recruiter for the contest, so they would pay me for every girl I would sign up, and I would make sure that any girl I talked to knew that they had a better chance at winning if they signed up through me and not the official promoters.
I also had access to free drinks (my money was no good at this bar as far as one bartender was concerned), so I would hand a few on most tuesdays to get the vibe just right.

Since i knew everyone that mattered at the bar, brought most of "my peoples" in to party every Tuesday (free drinks bitches) and I was also recruiting, it was pretty common knowledge that I could sway a large portion of the crowd on most nights.

On this particular night (the night of the pic), there were 3 women that really wanted to win, and their best shot at that was to sway the people with the most pull.... and since i had a front row seat* (like usual) that would be me. The pic is me and one of those 3 girls... she almost made me spill my drink.


More on what some of the girls would do to try and win & why it all had to come to an end @ +55
Pic @ +60


*I would usually get there early (right after work @ about 8pm) and reserve an entire section for all my peoples to sit and have unobstructed view of the events. I would also hand out discount drink tickets and sometimes free drinks, depending on who it was. I was what could be considered a "Local Celebrity" since if you saw me there, you knew we were about to have a good time. I was always about making sure we were all taken care of when it came to the places I had pull, which was a few of the bars in that city. Free/discounted entrance fee, VIP seating, stiff drinks, free drinks, after parties, etc etc. It was always a good time.

[Stogi]

I think you've already showed us this pic.

Anyway, this thread needs some more booty.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I think you've already showed us this pic.

I know I've already showed you the pic.
But I don't think I ever posted it in the forums.


Honestly, I wish they had let us take video. Crazy nites Titty Tuesdays were, but the after parties were even better.

[Shaymin]

This is the most blatant attempt to get applauds ever... and goddamnit, it's working.

[Morari]

Anyway, this thread needs some more booty.

Applaud.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I meant to respond to this a few days ago, but I forgot

Lol, it's not from lack of interest. I've made attempts, but there are never too many plump, white girls wherever I wind up. I just take what falls in to my lap, and it's always been brown.

I've been a Creature of ConvenienceĀ® for years. It's worked to pretty well so far too. Very diversified covering just about everything except Indian (dot not feather).

[Stogi]

I gotta ask...how attractive are these women? Because unless you're loaded, rarely will a 8 or a 9 just drop into your lap.

The only way I could see that happening is if you are surrounded by a couple hot friends to begin with.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I am master of the wing-woman.

need I say more? maybe I should.


I'm not gonna say that dime pieces are falling in my lap, but I'm certainly not letting a 5 sit there either.
I got standards and my wing women will weed out the majority of undesireables.
But they make fantastic HYPE people that puts you on other womens radars with minimal effort from myself.


But you already know all about that.

[Stogi]

The Lion approach; i.e. women bringing you your breakfast. While it works great, you can't rely on it. What happens when you travel? Will you simply ignore all the attractive women you see because you don't have a women to be your ice-breaker?

I prefer my chameleon approach. I changed my attitude, my style, and sometimes even my back story to fit the situation. I talk to women like they aren't a piece of meat, instead luring them in to hover like a fly around my head. Then I strike, usually in the form of a funny, but sad anecdote, a dance, or speaking a bit of Arabic.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I've approached women on my own too, but that has never really been my way nor has it ever really been all that necessary since I consider myself a
Creature of ConvenienceĀ®

can someone make that my tag please.

[Stogi]

I guess we're two different animals. At some point in my life, I plan on settling down and having kids, and I don't want my spouse to be someone who just fell into my lap. All this practicing in seduction is so I am able to win her heart when I do see the women of my dreams. But it's not just about me having a gorgeous wife. The more attractive, smarter and diverse she is, the more blessed my children will be.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Score: +400/-345 = +55

Previously I mentioned that eventually this "Calendar Contest" had to get shut down.... we all knew it was gonna happen sooner or later, but that's why I made sure to enjoy it as much as possible while it lasted.

During the later months of the contest, word was out, people were bringing in crowds to cheer, some girls even came with outfits ready (halloween contest was pretty nice). The contest (with a little prodding from guys like me) had basically turned into a softcore strip joint every Tuesday nite. Girls were stripping down to their bra and panties, and there were more than a few "wardrobe malfunctions" too.

I actually helped a girl I recruited win one night by handing her my bottle of water and instructing her to douse her self and her friend (both wearing white shirts) in the water. It was the first and only Wet T-Shirt contestant of the contest. I'm sure someone else would have attempted it, but they probably didn't want to walk around the bar for the rest of the night all soaking wet.

At one point, after it started to get so raunchy that they had to cut out the front row audience lap dances ( see the pic : ), these two girls came out on the stage and did a strip tease to each other. Now that wouldn't have been so bad had that been all it was. Both of these girls were drunk, horny and wanted to win... they had already stripped each other down to bra and panties when all of a sudden the other one ripped the panties off her friend and started going to town on her. The music stopped ::cue the record skip:: and they were shuffled off the stage and the next contestant brought out after the host tried to regain some sort of control of the situation and calm the crowd down. We just went from softcore strip teases to full on sex acts being performed right infront of out eyes.
 Needless to say, those 2 girls were disqualified,, but the rest of the show was alright. That was sort of a tipping point for the show continuing. But that happened midway through 2nd year for the 2nd calender that I'm not sure ever even came out.

But the pic I'm gonna post it from one of the best Titty Tuesday nites ever, before any rule changes took place. This was a nite when there were 8 girls contesting and the bar was packed.
I had a front row seat like usual and I knew atleast 1/2 the crowd in the building. Everyone was properly liquored up and the mood was fucking great. This pic is of 1 of the 3 girls from that night that sexually molested me infront of a crowd of ~200 or more people and no, I was not complaining.

The only thing better would be if I had a pic of the girl that came out after her, but I'll tell that part of the story after I post the previously mentioned pic @ +60